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2016/12/11 00:15:43
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain
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You get a Death Guard shoulder pad.
I insert Magnus the Red's nipple horns.
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2016/12/11 01:30:25
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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You get a bottle of Sexual Arousement
I insert an Armageddon M40 Pattern Autogun
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G.A - Should've called myself Ghost Ark
Makeup Whiskers? This is War Paint! |
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2016/12/12 11:07:41
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get a sentry gun.
I insert a small thermal exhaust port.
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Trust in Iron and Stone  |
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2016/12/12 19:01:19
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain
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You get a womp rat.
I insert an X-wing.
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2016/12/13 01:29:30
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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You get a Y-wing.
I insert ZergSmasher
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/12/13 14:10:11
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get twisted.
I insert a can of soup.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2016/12/13 14:12:06
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Warning From Magnus? Not Listening!
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You get ZergSmasher!
I insert three cans of pineapple (yum!)
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2016/12/14 00:18:33
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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You get a kitchen sponge.
I insert a Sphess Muhreen
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/12/14 03:59:33
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain
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You get a special snowflake.
I insert one of Santa's reindeer.
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2016/12/14 13:34:21
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get heavy fog.
I insert fruitcake.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2016/12/15 17:38:24
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Cackling Daemonic Dreadnought of Tzeentch
Ellenton, Florida
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You get it re-gifted next year.
I insert a roaring fire.
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2016/12/16 01:41:28
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain
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You get a flamer.
I insert the 30th anniversary Imperial Space Marine model.
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2016/12/16 01:44:00
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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You get Nostalgic Feelings
I insert War Kitten
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G.A - Should've called myself Ghost Ark
Makeup Whiskers? This is War Paint! |
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2016/12/16 09:44:29
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Warning From Magnus? Not Listening!
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You get the feral legions.
I insert the golden throne
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2016/12/16 11:39:16
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Cackling Daemonic Dreadnought of Tzeentch
Ellenton, Florida
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You get 10,000 years of falsehood.
I insert an inferno bolt.
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2016/12/18 09:02:28
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get a crossbow bolt.
I insert Christmas lights.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2016/12/18 18:06:00
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain
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You get a high electric bill.
I insert a RT-era beakie marine.
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2016/12/18 23:16:09
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get an optional jump pack.
I insert a flight stand.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2016/12/19 03:45:21
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain
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You get a hot dog stand.
I insert the Oscar Meyer Wienermobile.
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2016/12/19 10:41:19
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get the Batmobile.
I insert two-part epoxy.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2016/12/19 20:19:44
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Cackling Daemonic Dreadnought of Tzeentch
Ellenton, Florida
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You get Bondo.
I insert a Christmas Cracker.
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2016/12/20 03:47:14
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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You get your nuts cracked
I insert myself into the machine
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/12/20 10:28:45
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Warning From Magnus? Not Listening!
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You get the feral legions (again!!)
I insert myself, my cat and thirteen bags of cheddar n' ognion chips from Ireland.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/12/20 10:29:23
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2016/12/20 10:56:48
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get a full house.
I insert an ordinary deck of playing cards.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2016/12/20 12:48:46
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Cackling Daemonic Dreadnought of Tzeentch
Ellenton, Florida
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You get a white rabbit.
I insert a Christmas tree.
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2016/12/20 21:48:02
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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You get an oak tree
I insert Ember Lord
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/12/22 12:12:51
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get lord Krampus.
I insert a Turkey dinner.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2016/12/22 15:22:24
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Fresh-Faced New User
Super Mario World
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You get a Turkey protest.
I insert a Russian into the machine.
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2016/12/23 03:08:32
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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You get a bottle of vodka.
I insert a wrapped present
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/12/23 12:22:54
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get an unwrapped present.
I insert Santa.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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~16000 Astra Militarum: 
~1200 | Imperial Knights: 
~2300 | Leagues of Votann: 
~1300 | Tyranids: 
~3400 | Stormcast Eternals: 
~5000 | Kruleboyz: 
~3500 | Lumineth Realm-Lords: 
~700
