40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**Chaos Legionnaire**

You get put on the naughty list.

I insert a cream pie.

**snurl**

You get a clown.

I insert leftover ham.

**ZergSmasher**

You get green eggs.

I insert the Grinch.

**Chaos Legionnaire**

You get roast beast.

I insert a cockroach.

**snurl**

You get Joe's Apartment.

I insert a plastic horse.

**Chaos Legionnaire**

You get a Breyer collectible.

I insert a mailbox.

**rayphoton**

You get the postmaster General (Hes confused)

I insert a War-machine army

**ZergSmasher**

You get Iron Man.

I insert the Incredible Hulk.

**snurl**

You get Lou Ferigno.

I insert Kane Hodder.

**Chaos Legionnaire**

You get a hockey mask.

I insert Prozium.

**snurl**

You get equilibrium.

I insert sky rockets with report.

**ZergSmasher**

You get a Kerbal with an idea.

I insert the DakkaDakka US Politics thread.

**snurl**

You get a lot of whine.

I insert my old phone.

**Chaos Legionnaire**

You get a Walkie-talkie.

I insert Rick's Cafe Americain.

**ZergSmasher**

You get an exit visa.

I insert a full bottle of some fine Cardassian kanar.

**snurl**

You get a hangover.

I insert the neighbor kid.

**Chaos Legionnaire**

You get a trespasser.

I insert a lightning rod.

**ZergSmasher**

You get 1.21 jigawatts!

I insert a copy of the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition.

**snurl**

You get beamed up.

I insert a tin star.

**Chaos Legionnaire**

You get justice!

I insert a copy of 'The Book of Five Rings.'

**ZergSmasher**

You get one ring (to rule them all...).

I insert a Kansas City Chiefs jersey.

**snurl**

You get a Minnesota Vikings horn.

I insert the shovel.

**Chaos Legionnaire**

You get a ready job.

I insert the he broken bones of L.B. Jeffries.

**War Kitten**

You get bone meal.

I insert Failbaddon the armless

**Chaos Legionnaire**

You get KHARN!!!!!!!!! the betrayer.

I insert a canary.

**EmberlordofFire8**

You get a rubber duck.

I insert King Arthur wearing a bath robe.

**War Kitten**

You get a sight you can't unsee.

I insert Castellan Creed

**brushcommando**

you get an infiltrated titan.

I insert a propaganda poster

**snurl**

You get banner ads.

I insert a tiny spider.

**Chaos Legionnaire**

You get a water spout.

I insert a rubber duck.