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2013/04/30 12:54:11
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Unhealthy Competition With Other Legions
Isstvan III
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Granted, then bang CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORT up the A for you, traitor.
I wish I was a Chaos God.
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 13th Black Crusade Force 5,000+ pts  Horus Heresy 1,500 pts WIP
DA:90-SGM+B+I+Pw40k09/re#--D+++++A++/wWD356R--T(S)DM+
"When the traitor's hand strikes, it strikes with the strength of a Legion."
"It is human nature to seek culpability in a time of tragedy. It is a sign of strength to cry out against fate, rather than to bow one's head and succumb." |
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2013/04/30 13:03:48
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Executing Exarch
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 TheDiscoSpider wrote:Granted, then bang CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORT up the A for you, traitor.
I wish I was a Chaos God.
Granted - you are now the 6th chaos god. Your new name is Os'mon'd and you are the god of very shiny white teeth.
You are summoned by a ritual involving gargling and small cleaning circular motions with an implement consisting of a head, handle and brush. Your minion is Kol'Gate.
I wish for ninja's, pirates, gorillas and bears to merge into a new species.
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 Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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2013/04/30 13:14:18
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Unhealthy Competition With Other Legions
Isstvan III
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Granted, but their nature as ninjas means they cannot ever be seen, unless they want to (which is never, cause they're part gorilla and bear). Also, they're only about an inch tall and live on Antartica.
I wish someone would make a wish for me.
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13th Black Crusade Force 5,000+ pts Horus Heresy 1,500 pts WIP
DA:90-SGM+B+I+Pw40k09/re#--D+++++A++/wWD356R--T(S)DM+
"When the traitor's hand strikes, it strikes with the strength of a Legion."
"It is human nature to seek culpability in a time of tragedy. It is a sign of strength to cry out against fate, rather than to bow one's head and succumb." |
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2013/04/30 14:51:24
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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Granted. I wish you all the pain and suffering in the world.
I wish to undo whatever corrupts this wish.
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2013/04/30 15:26:36
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Unhealthy Competition With Other Legions
Isstvan III
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Granted, the repeated undoing of this wish creates a tear in reality and sucks everyone into oblivion.
I wish for a paradox.
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13th Black Crusade Force 5,000+ pts Horus Heresy 1,500 pts WIP
DA:90-SGM+B+I+Pw40k09/re#--D+++++A++/wWD356R--T(S)DM+
"When the traitor's hand strikes, it strikes with the strength of a Legion."
"It is human nature to seek culpability in a time of tragedy. It is a sign of strength to cry out against fate, rather than to bow one's head and succumb." |
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2013/04/30 14:56:40
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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Granted: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_paradoxes
You then spend the rest of your life trying to rationalise them.
I wish to be able to wish.
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2013/04/30 17:01:48
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Fixture of Dakka
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Granted, but you can't decide what to wish for. I wish I had an armoured assault transport.
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Black Bases and Grey Plastic Forever:My quaint little hobby blog.
40k- The Kumunga Swarm  (more)
Count Mortimer’s Private Security Force/Excavation Team  (building)
Kabal of the Grieving Widow  (less)
Plus other games- miniature and cardboard both. |
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2013/04/30 17:20:37
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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 Sinful Hero wrote:Granted, but you can't decide what to wish for. I wish I had an armoured assault transport.
You mean.. "CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT!!!" ?
Okay, granted, but it runs you over.
I wish to be Khorne.
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2013/04/30 21:56:50
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dakka Veteran
somewhere over the atlantic
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Granted, you now need daily blood transfusion to stay alive.
I wish i was one of the other Chaos gods.
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Fields of War is a fantasy turn based strategy game that uses the innovative command system in place of more traditional turn structures.
http://fieldsofwar.blogspot.com/ |
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2013/04/30 22:00:50
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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Granted, you become one of the minor chaos gods who was subsequently errata'd out of existence.
I wish for the corrupter of my wish to suffer the same corruption as my wish does.
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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2013/04/30 22:03:45
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dakka Veteran
somewhere over the atlantic
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Granted, you get a free copy of TF2.
I wish I was the person who corrupts my wish.
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Fields of War is a fantasy turn based strategy game that uses the innovative command system in place of more traditional turn structures.
http://fieldsofwar.blogspot.com/ |
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2013/04/30 22:51:10
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Fixture of Dakka
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Granted, but it turns into a terrible disney movie, complete with zany hijinks and horrible puns. I wish my cats never got fleas again.
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Black Bases and Grey Plastic Forever:My quaint little hobby blog.
40k- The Kumunga Swarm (more)
Count Mortimer’s Private Security Force/Excavation Team (building)
Kabal of the Grieving Widow (less)
Plus other games- miniature and cardboard both. |
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2013/10/09 23:01:11
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dakka Veteran
somewhere over the atlantic
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Granted, he was incinerated.
I wish I was his cat.
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Fields of War is a fantasy turn based strategy game that uses the innovative command system in place of more traditional turn structures.
http://fieldsofwar.blogspot.com/ |
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2013/05/01 00:16:00
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted, but the fleas are back.
I wish the Dwarven Forge kickstarter happens again next year.
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2013/05/01 01:58:51
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Fixture of Dakka
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Granted, but it's twice as expensive with half of what's in it now. I wish my Reaper minis come tomorrow.
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Black Bases and Grey Plastic Forever:My quaint little hobby blog.
40k- The Kumunga Swarm (more)
Count Mortimer’s Private Security Force/Excavation Team (building)
Kabal of the Grieving Widow (less)
Plus other games- miniature and cardboard both. |
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2013/05/01 02:53:12
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dakka Veteran
somewhere over the atlantic
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Granted, only you miss the delivery and they are stolen by some mail thief.
I wish I could be the worlds greatest nothing thief.
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Fields of War is a fantasy turn based strategy game that uses the innovative command system in place of more traditional turn structures.
http://fieldsofwar.blogspot.com/ |
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2013/05/01 02:55:08
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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Granted, you are the best thief at stealing nothing, but you are also saddled with stealing diseases as well. You become the first person to die of 57 diseases simultaneously.
No wish, come at me bro!
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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2013/05/01 02:57:13
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Fixture of Dakka
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Come at me bro granted. At 70mph. In my pick-up. You wish you made a wish instead. I wish I wasn't so addicted to kickstarter.
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Black Bases and Grey Plastic Forever:My quaint little hobby blog.
40k- The Kumunga Swarm (more)
Count Mortimer’s Private Security Force/Excavation Team (building)
Kabal of the Grieving Widow (less)
Plus other games- miniature and cardboard both. |
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2013/05/01 09:41:54
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Unhealthy Competition With Other Legions
Isstvan III
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Granted. You still are anyway.
I wish for a fresh tuna sandwich.
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13th Black Crusade Force 5,000+ pts Horus Heresy 1,500 pts WIP
DA:90-SGM+B+I+Pw40k09/re#--D+++++A++/wWD356R--T(S)DM+
"When the traitor's hand strikes, it strikes with the strength of a Legion."
"It is human nature to seek culpability in a time of tragedy. It is a sign of strength to cry out against fate, rather than to bow one's head and succumb." |
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2013/05/01 09:43:52
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Executing Exarch
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Granted - it's so fresh the tuna is still alive. You get repeatedly slapped in the face by its tail before you drop it.
I wish for some cooked chicken.
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Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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2013/05/01 09:50:09
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Unhealthy Competition With Other Legions
Isstvan III
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Granted. You have holographic cooked chicken.
I wish gravy was free at KFC.
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13th Black Crusade Force 5,000+ pts Horus Heresy 1,500 pts WIP
DA:90-SGM+B+I+Pw40k09/re#--D+++++A++/wWD356R--T(S)DM+
"When the traitor's hand strikes, it strikes with the strength of a Legion."
"It is human nature to seek culpability in a time of tragedy. It is a sign of strength to cry out against fate, rather than to bow one's head and succumb." |
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2013/05/01 09:54:08
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Executing Exarch
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Granted - its free. It's also now boiling and applied by a hose. And lumpy.
I wish for the power of teleportation.
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Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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2013/05/01 11:06:31
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Trigger-Happy Baal Predator Pilot
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granted, but only to a certain destination that you are not told, now ask yourself, "is it really worth it?"
I wish for temporal control.
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2013/05/01 11:28:46
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dakka Veteran
somewhere over the atlantic
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Granted, but you die before you can use it.
I wish for an egg timer.
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Fields of War is a fantasy turn based strategy game that uses the innovative command system in place of more traditional turn structures.
http://fieldsofwar.blogspot.com/ |
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2013/05/01 11:52:24
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Unhealthy Competition With Other Legions
Isstvan III
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Granted. You get the best egg timer there is. It's atomic and made in Switzerland, but it takes longer to setup than to actually cook an egg.
I wish I was back in Perth.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2013/05/01 11:53:20
13th Black Crusade Force 5,000+ pts Horus Heresy 1,500 pts WIP
DA:90-SGM+B+I+Pw40k09/re#--D+++++A++/wWD356R--T(S)DM+
"When the traitor's hand strikes, it strikes with the strength of a Legion."
"It is human nature to seek culpability in a time of tragedy. It is a sign of strength to cry out against fate, rather than to bow one's head and succumb." |
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2013/05/01 12:32:01
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. In Perth you are. But no one there knows or remembers you.
I wish Kickstarters were not so expensive.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2013/05/01 20:28:50
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dakka Veteran
somewhere over the atlantic
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Granted, but Kickstarter shuts down about 5 seconds later.
I wish I could speak another language.
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Fields of War is a fantasy turn based strategy game that uses the innovative command system in place of more traditional turn structures.
http://fieldsofwar.blogspot.com/ |
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2013/05/01 22:19:42
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You speak Latin, but cannot understand it.
I wish for some hot chicken wings.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2013/05/01 22:42:10
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Fixture of Dakka
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Granted, they're so hot they're on fire! I wish I wasn't so hungry right now.
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Black Bases and Grey Plastic Forever:My quaint little hobby blog.
40k- The Kumunga Swarm (more)
Count Mortimer’s Private Security Force/Excavation Team (building)
Kabal of the Grieving Widow (less)
Plus other games- miniature and cardboard both. |
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2013/05/02 02:12:04
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Unhealthy Competition With Other Legions
Isstvan III
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Granted. You aren't hungry anymore, you're starving.
I wish I could just leave here.
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13th Black Crusade Force 5,000+ pts Horus Heresy 1,500 pts WIP
DA:90-SGM+B+I+Pw40k09/re#--D+++++A++/wWD356R--T(S)DM+
"When the traitor's hand strikes, it strikes with the strength of a Legion."
"It is human nature to seek culpability in a time of tragedy. It is a sign of strength to cry out against fate, rather than to bow one's head and succumb." |
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