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2013/04/27 07:00:19
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You can sew like a tailor. But there aint any thread.
I wish for more cherry vodka.
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Trust in Iron and Stone  |
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2013/04/27 07:17:10
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Fixture of Dakka
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You get your wish, but then you're compelled to go driving. Ten car pile-up. I wish I had a hat.
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Black Bases and Grey Plastic Forever:My quaint little hobby blog.
40k- The Kumunga Swarm  (more)
Count Mortimer’s Private Security Force/Excavation Team  (building)
Kabal of the Grieving Widow  (less)
Plus other games- miniature and cardboard both. |
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2013/04/27 09:54:00
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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Granted. You have a carnivorous hat that wants to eat you.
I wish for my profile picture to be exactly the same as it is now.
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2013/04/27 11:12:46
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dakka Veteran
somewhere over the atlantic
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Granted, but you can never find any cloth to sew.
I wish I was The Spy.
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Fields of War is a fantasy turn based strategy game that uses the innovative command system in place of more traditional turn structures.
http://fieldsofwar.blogspot.com/ |
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2013/04/27 21:36:58
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Executing Exarch
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Granted - you are now the spy. Everyone knows this too.
I wish for white dwarf to have more adverts.
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 Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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2013/04/27 21:39:56
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Fixture of Dakka
Temple Prime
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Granted, but they are all NSFW, so you lose your job when your boss catches you at work.
I wish for more Tyranid focused novels.
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 Midnightdeathblade wrote:Think of a daemon incursion like a fart you don't quite trust... you could either toot a little puff of air, bellow a great effluvium, or utterly sh*t your pants and cry as it floods down your leg.
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2013/04/27 23:04:14
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Fixture of Dakka
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Granted, but they always lose.
I wish your wish hadn't come true.
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Black Bases and Grey Plastic Forever:My quaint little hobby blog.
40k- The Kumunga Swarm (more)
Count Mortimer’s Private Security Force/Excavation Team (building)
Kabal of the Grieving Widow (less)
Plus other games- miniature and cardboard both. |
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2013/04/28 03:30:39
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dakka Veteran
somewhere over the atlantic
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Granted, you just created an infinite time paradox.
I wish I was Bobobo Bo-Bobobo.
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Fields of War is a fantasy turn based strategy game that uses the innovative command system in place of more traditional turn structures.
http://fieldsofwar.blogspot.com/ |
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2013/04/28 04:24:55
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Unhealthy Competition With Other Legions
Isstvan III
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Granted, but no 'fro.
I wish for an incorruptible wish.
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 13th Black Crusade Force 5,000+ pts  Horus Heresy 1,500 pts WIP
DA:90-SGM+B+I+Pw40k09/re#--D+++++A++/wWD356R--T(S)DM+
"When the traitor's hand strikes, it strikes with the strength of a Legion."
"It is human nature to seek culpability in a time of tragedy. It is a sign of strength to cry out against fate, rather than to bow one's head and succumb." |
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2013/04/28 07:16:23
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You get an incorruptable and final wish to go flying off a cliff at 200 miles per hour. Enjoy the ride!
I Wish GW paint would not dry up so quickly.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2013/04/28 07:45:56
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Unhealthy Competition With Other Legions
Isstvan III
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Granted, but it costs $1,000 a bottle.
I wish for canned steak that tastes exactly like real steak.
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13th Black Crusade Force 5,000+ pts Horus Heresy 1,500 pts WIP
DA:90-SGM+B+I+Pw40k09/re#--D+++++A++/wWD356R--T(S)DM+
"When the traitor's hand strikes, it strikes with the strength of a Legion."
"It is human nature to seek culpability in a time of tragedy. It is a sign of strength to cry out against fate, rather than to bow one's head and succumb." |
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2013/04/28 11:51:19
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dakka Veteran
somewhere over the atlantic
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Granted, but it's made from soilent green.
I wish I was feeling blue.
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Fields of War is a fantasy turn based strategy game that uses the innovative command system in place of more traditional turn structures.
http://fieldsofwar.blogspot.com/ |
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2013/04/28 11:55:08
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Slashing Veteran Sword Bretheren
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Granted. You feel blue then turn blue finally you begin to bleed to death and guess what color...........pink!
I wish I assume direct control.
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Tali'Zorah: I appreciate what you're doing here, Shepard.
Commander Shepard: Well, I care deeply about the quarian people.
Tali'Zorah: It's good to be back on the Normandy.
Commander Shepard: Let me know if it's too quiet for you to sleep, and I'll find you someplace louder.
Tali'Zorah: Hmm.
Garrus Vakarian: Uh, I was there when you two had your thing, remember? Just get a room and work it out. |
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2013/04/28 12:29:46
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Unhealthy Competition With Other Legions
Isstvan III
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Granted, you assume direct control of a small gerbil.
I wish I was taller.
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13th Black Crusade Force 5,000+ pts Horus Heresy 1,500 pts WIP
DA:90-SGM+B+I+Pw40k09/re#--D+++++A++/wWD356R--T(S)DM+
"When the traitor's hand strikes, it strikes with the strength of a Legion."
"It is human nature to seek culpability in a time of tragedy. It is a sign of strength to cry out against fate, rather than to bow one's head and succumb." |
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2013/04/28 12:31:18
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Slashing Veteran Sword Bretheren
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Granted. You are now in my sights and Harvested.
I wish for more Humans.
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Tali'Zorah: I appreciate what you're doing here, Shepard.
Commander Shepard: Well, I care deeply about the quarian people.
Tali'Zorah: It's good to be back on the Normandy.
Commander Shepard: Let me know if it's too quiet for you to sleep, and I'll find you someplace louder.
Tali'Zorah: Hmm.
Garrus Vakarian: Uh, I was there when you two had your thing, remember? Just get a room and work it out. |
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2013/04/28 12:33:55
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Unhealthy Competition With Other Legions
Isstvan III
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Granted, but they cannot be harvested.
I still wish the ending was better 
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13th Black Crusade Force 5,000+ pts Horus Heresy 1,500 pts WIP
DA:90-SGM+B+I+Pw40k09/re#--D+++++A++/wWD356R--T(S)DM+
"When the traitor's hand strikes, it strikes with the strength of a Legion."
"It is human nature to seek culpability in a time of tragedy. It is a sign of strength to cry out against fate, rather than to bow one's head and succumb." |
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2013/04/28 12:36:58
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Slashing Veteran Sword Bretheren
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Granted but then they change it again  .
I wish the Reapers lived again.
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Tali'Zorah: I appreciate what you're doing here, Shepard.
Commander Shepard: Well, I care deeply about the quarian people.
Tali'Zorah: It's good to be back on the Normandy.
Commander Shepard: Let me know if it's too quiet for you to sleep, and I'll find you someplace louder.
Tali'Zorah: Hmm.
Garrus Vakarian: Uh, I was there when you two had your thing, remember? Just get a room and work it out. |
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2013/04/28 12:43:31
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Unhealthy Competition With Other Legions
Isstvan III
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Granted, but they shoot rainbows and butterflies and turn humans into pixies. They do this for exactly a year, then leave for 50,000 years.
I wish for stuff.
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13th Black Crusade Force 5,000+ pts Horus Heresy 1,500 pts WIP
DA:90-SGM+B+I+Pw40k09/re#--D+++++A++/wWD356R--T(S)DM+
"When the traitor's hand strikes, it strikes with the strength of a Legion."
"It is human nature to seek culpability in a time of tragedy. It is a sign of strength to cry out against fate, rather than to bow one's head and succumb." |
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2013/04/28 13:47:04
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You are abducted by a taxidermist and stuffed.
I wish for anonymity.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2013/04/28 14:02:37
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Unhealthy Competition With Other Legions
Isstvan III
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Granted, you are wiped from existence.
I wish for a teleporter.
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13th Black Crusade Force 5,000+ pts Horus Heresy 1,500 pts WIP
DA:90-SGM+B+I+Pw40k09/re#--D+++++A++/wWD356R--T(S)DM+
"When the traitor's hand strikes, it strikes with the strength of a Legion."
"It is human nature to seek culpability in a time of tragedy. It is a sign of strength to cry out against fate, rather than to bow one's head and succumb." |
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2013/04/28 14:05:04
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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Granted. Here I am, a living teleporting person (A.K.A a teleporter)!
I wish to be awesome!
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2013/04/28 14:42:09
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Unhealthy Competition With Other Legions
Isstvan III
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Granted, you are so awesome you must be put down for the good of humanity.
I wish for a suit of armor.
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13th Black Crusade Force 5,000+ pts Horus Heresy 1,500 pts WIP
DA:90-SGM+B+I+Pw40k09/re#--D+++++A++/wWD356R--T(S)DM+
"When the traitor's hand strikes, it strikes with the strength of a Legion."
"It is human nature to seek culpability in a time of tragedy. It is a sign of strength to cry out against fate, rather than to bow one's head and succumb." |
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2013/04/28 14:55:15
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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Granted. It's called a cyberman, and he wants to give you a free upgrade! 
I wish for more moreness.
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2013/04/28 15:18:49
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Unhealthy Competition With Other Legions
Isstvan III
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Granted. Too much MOAR is bad for your health, you explode.
I wish for wishiness.
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13th Black Crusade Force 5,000+ pts Horus Heresy 1,500 pts WIP
DA:90-SGM+B+I+Pw40k09/re#--D+++++A++/wWD356R--T(S)DM+
"When the traitor's hand strikes, it strikes with the strength of a Legion."
"It is human nature to seek culpability in a time of tragedy. It is a sign of strength to cry out against fate, rather than to bow one's head and succumb." |
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2013/04/28 15:27:36
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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Granted. Wishiness wishes you to hell. Granted, but the wishieness dies.
I wish for no more wishes.
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2013/04/28 17:26:31
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Roaring Reaver Rider
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Granted, you are never allowed to wish for anything again. Ever...
I wish for a new portal game.
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2013/04/28 17:32:26
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Fixture of Dakka
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Granted, but you have to wait 10 years, and then the graphics are outdated.
I wish all my models were painted well.
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Black Bases and Grey Plastic Forever:My quaint little hobby blog.
40k- The Kumunga Swarm (more)
Count Mortimer’s Private Security Force/Excavation Team (building)
Kabal of the Grieving Widow (less)
Plus other games- miniature and cardboard both. |
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2013/04/28 20:16:21
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Unhealthy Competition With Other Legions
Isstvan III
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Granted. They're painted in a special paint that melts the model when it comes into contact with your hand.
I wish for more dakka.
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13th Black Crusade Force 5,000+ pts Horus Heresy 1,500 pts WIP
DA:90-SGM+B+I+Pw40k09/re#--D+++++A++/wWD356R--T(S)DM+
"When the traitor's hand strikes, it strikes with the strength of a Legion."
"It is human nature to seek culpability in a time of tragedy. It is a sign of strength to cry out against fate, rather than to bow one's head and succumb." |
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2013/04/29 11:23:16
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dakka Veteran
somewhere over the atlantic
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Granted, but since you are not an ork, you don't have anything to shoot it from.
I wish I was invisible.
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Fields of War is a fantasy turn based strategy game that uses the innovative command system in place of more traditional turn structures.
http://fieldsofwar.blogspot.com/ |
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2013/04/29 14:34:30
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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jaggedjaw wrote:Granted, but since you are not an ork, you don't have anything to shoot it from.
I wish I was invisible.
Granted. But you'll never see your 8----D again.
I wish to become: 
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