40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**Chaos Legionnaire**

You get an anti-Trump protest.

I insert a badger.

**korbenn**

You get an airbrush set.

I insert a box of kittens.

**Chaos Legionnaire**

You get a war.

I insert an illudium q-36 explosive space modulator.

**snurl**

You get a better view of Venus.

I insert LV-426.

**ZergSmasher**

You get a facehugger.

I insert a quadrotor drone.

**korbenn**

You get Tau utility drone.

I insert some raging Heroes Preying Mantis miniatures.

**snurl**

You get a raging preying mantis.

I insert the big red button.

**Chaos Legionnaire**

You get a flying car.

I insert a pack of guitar strings.

**korbenn**

You get a tiny Jimi Hendrix.

I insert some pure liquid Chaos.

**Chaos Legionnaire**

You get Allan Holdsworth.

I insert a fence post.

**snurl**

You get a rail.

I insert a bucket.

**War Kitten**

You get water dumped on your head

I insert Inquisitor Greyfax's Power Stilettos

**korbenn**

You get a sanctioned set of naughty Power armored lingerie. You know for "those" special occasions.

I insert some dry white toast, four fried chickens and a coke.

**ZergSmasher**

You get K-rations from World War 2.

I insert a Playboy magazine.

**War Kitten**

You get a reprimanding look from your mother.

I insert a piece of chocolate

**korbenn**

You get some Skittles.

I insert a spider woman. Not the super heroine, but an actual half human, half spider hybrid. (what has SCIENCE done!)

**Chaos Legionnaire**

You get Lolth, the Queen of the Demonweb Pits.

I insert an old AD&D module from the 1980's.

**snurl**

You get a light blue map.

I insert a 20 sided dice.

**Chaos Legionnaire**

You get an unusual circle of friends.

I insert an anvil.

**ZergSmasher**

You get a hammer.

I insert Sammael's jetbike.

**korbenn**

You get a Custodes Grav tank.

I insert the rat girl from my avatar.

**Chaos Legionnaire**

You get ZergSmasher's avatar.

I insert a sprig of garlic.

**snurl**

You get a necklace of wolfsbane.

I insert canoptic jars.

**Chaos Legionnaire**

You get an organ donor card.

I insert a mousetrap.

**korbenn**

You get an R.O.U.S.

I insert that floppy disk labeled "The internet".

**snurl**

You get free AOL minutes.

I insert a Walkman.

**Chaos Legionnaire**

You get a mixtape.

I insert a can of crystal Pepsi.

**snurl**

You get New Coke.

I insert a TV Dinner.

**Chaos Legionnaire**

You get ZZ Top.

I insert a surfboard.

**ZergSmasher**

You get a shark's tooth.

I insert a Bloodthirster's axe.