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You get a Bloodthirster's whip.

You forgot to insert anything.

I insert Dakka. Sooo much Dakka...

You get an Ork smashing you in the face for not making things stompy enough.

I insert whats left of the Imperium of Man after Roboute reaches Terra.

You get the Eye of Terror.



I insert a copy of White Dwarf #1.

You get my copy of White Dwarf #201. Enjoy the articles about the old metal Kharn the Betrayer and Orion King of the Woods. Feel the nostagia when finecast did not exist yet and lament the fact that we did not have the technology to create the finely detailed plastic kits of today.

I insert the wonderous memory of the first metal miniatures I finished.

You get plastic minis. Welcome to the present.

I insert myself.

Aw man.
Emberlord's stuck in the machine again! I call a repairman to extricate you.
In the meantime, you find yourself surrounded by everything that everyone has ever inserted into the machine.
When you are finally released, you emerge holding the soil of Snurl's homeland and a quarter.

I insert a lock pick set.

You get a broken padlock.

I insert a Citadel Medium Shade Brush.

You get Lahamian Medium.

I insert Duncan Rhodes.

You get Dusty Rhodes.

I insert an Ott Light.

You get a tiny sun.

I insert that light bulb that has been burning constantly since the '50s

You get burnt fingers.

I insert a bar of soap.

You get soap poisoning. (Shouldn't have used Lifebuoy.)

I insert a graffiti-covered wall.

You get frescoes.

I insert a hand grenade.

You get a pin. (Better run...)

I insert an Elvis record.

You get a blue christmas.

I insert Ripley.

You get a wax museum.


I insert a left-handed screwdriver.

You vet a hex nut.

I insert a bag of grommets.

You get Wallace (and some cheese.)



I insert a railroad spike.

You get a hammer.

I insert a Kerbal.

You get a Mechanicus Adept with a stroke.

I insert a pipe.

You get a bong.

I insert sesame seeds.

You get a deluxe imperial standard food ration.

I insert some bootleg pornography.

You get a Mark of Slaanesh tattooed on your butt.

I insert a bottle of buffalo wing sauce.

You get some Kentucky fried Tzaangor.

I insert some cheap Chinese bootleg Forgeworld miniatures.

You get an eBay auction.



I insert a Black Dahlia.

You get a knife.

I insert a Nintendo Switch.

You get Duck Hunt.

I insert a horrible scar.

You get PTSD.

I insert an internet review show.

You get mixed opinions.

I insert a dwarf airship.