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Braggin rights sounds like a decent prize

You can keep naked pictures of LDD for yourself...

I might have missed a couple posts....but if the prize is an ass shot of anyone on the forum then I'm out, or gnawing off my own arm, cause its coyote ugly round here

Wait the prize was nudity? I should have tried harder.... Wait! No I meant EWWWWWWWW

 MauS wrote:
Braggin rights sounds like a decent prize

You can keep naked pictures of LDD for yourself...

Dude seriously LOL

Just read the last few comments. EWWWWWW

Got to pass the time somehow while we wait for the judges.

Dreaming of Nude pictures is not a bad way to pass the time. I did say it was a can of worms best left shut remember,

 Camkierhi wrote:
Got to pass the time somehow while we wait for the judges.

Dreaming of Nude pictures is not a bad way to pass the time. I did say it was a can of worms best left shut remember,

Naked worms. Sorry no scores. Still waiting on my partner in crime.

cormadepanda wrote:

 Camkierhi wrote:
Got to pass the time somehow while we wait for the judges.

Dreaming of Nude pictures is not a bad way to pass the time. I did say it was a can of worms best left shut remember,

Naked worms. Sorry no scores. Still waiting on my partner in crime.

Always waiting for me !! I'm here... I've passed judgement Dredd style... And results are winging their way to Panda for the finale...

Good luck to you all - it's been a difficult task (and I'm quite glad not everyone managed to complete, otherwise I'd be a quivery heap on the floor - too many bad asses !!)

 Ruglud wrote:

cormadepanda wrote:

 Camkierhi wrote:
Got to pass the time somehow while we wait for the judges.

Dreaming of Nude pictures is not a bad way to pass the time. I did say it was a can of worms best left shut remember,

Naked worms. Sorry no scores. Still waiting on my partner in crime.

Always waiting for me !! I'm here... I've passed judgement Dredd style... And results are winging their way to Panda for the finale...

Good luck to you all - it's been a difficult task (and I'm quite glad not everyone managed to complete, otherwise I'd be a quivery heap on the floor - too many bad asses !!)

I just like to make you guys silly. Alright, tonight will be the night! well... tonight usa time.

USA time? Darn, that means i'll have to wait another week over here... But seriously, thats like what? 8 hours from now?

 MauS wrote:
USA time? Darn, that means i'll have to wait another week over here... But seriously, thats like what? 8 hours from now?

Hey were not all union , good luck everybody may the baddest mofo win

Good luck all.

Make sure you root for Papa. I mean, c'mon! He killed a gaunt with a machete!

*Shameless self plug initiated*

Lol garibaldi says he has a dead carnifex, genestealer and termagant underfoot, all victims of his chainsword and he's still wading forwards through their blood looking for more, papa looks way too proud of himself after that puny gaunt


*Even more shameless plugging and even a snipe at another entry, he really is a badass

Good luck to all. Every one did really well.

Radu Lykan wrote:
Lol garibaldi says he has a dead carnifex, genestealer and termagant underfoot, all victims of his chainsword and he's still wading forwards through their blood looking for more, papa looks way too proud of himself after that puny gaunt


*Even more shameless plugging and even a snipe at another entry, he really is a badass

That may be, but Papa hasn't had to replace most of his body with rusty metal. All original meat, still in the package.

*Childish mocking at someone with a deadly weapon and a possible joke related to a trouser snake. REAL badass!*

Mine is the only one that actually has an ass worth looking at...

*shameless selfplug ended*

I thought Fat Ass round was the next one?

 dsteingass wrote:
I thought Fat Ass round was the next one?

I like you. I like you a lot.

Garibaldi says there isn't any rust on any of him, mrs papa keeps all of his body parts well lubricated mummy papa is also a fan, she loves nothing more than giving his huge sword a good rub after he has been out stabbing stuff with it. Any way meat goes limp metal is hard all the time


*retaliatory comment checklist
Significant other or mum? Check
Lube? Check
Other possible sexual reference? Check
Bonus if huge member mentioned? Check
Badass off the scale

*This could go too far really quickly

There is so much ass in this thread... its bad.

Babylon 5 reference? check.

Radu Lykan wrote:
Garibaldi says there isn't any rust on any of him, mrs papa keeps all of his body parts well lubricated mummy papa is also a fan, she loves nothing more than giving his huge sword a good rub after he has been out stabbing stuff with it. Any way meat goes limp metal is hard all the time


*retaliatory comment checklist
Significant other or mum? Check
Lube? Check
Other possible sexual reference? Check
Bonus if huge member mentioned? Check
Badass off the scale

*This could go too far really quickly

Jokes on you!

Papa isn't married. Has no kids and was grown in a tube like all good soldiers!

....

I'm kinda reaching now

STill, neither of em has an ass worth drooling over... unless male asses is yer thing ofcourse...

I'm slowly losing faith in humanity.

 Largeblastmarker wrote:
I'm slowly losing faith in humanity.

Carefull, the emperor might hear you... Or worse, the inquisition...

 Largeblastmarker wrote:
I'm slowly losing faith in humanity.

Mine is super humanity and I lost faith in it long ago.

And? And? Who won?

The Bad Ass winner is so Bad Ass that if we announce it too early the Universe could cease to exist. The announcement must be timed when the planets are in alignment so that the forces of Badd Assness can disperse safetly - although it may destroy the town of Slough as a result of the kick-back, but that's not too bad...

We are in contact with many top astronomers (including Brian May) and have a direct link to the Hubble telescope so we can watch the heavens and ensure the announcement is made at precisely the right time...

Well...in case the universe ends for real due to this upcoming revelation an we all get our butts handed back to us..: thanks for all the fish,eh?

Sorry lads, I couldnt finish because I got a new job and it was crazy training for over a week, which pretty much screwed my time to finish.


SOOOoooooo congrats to the supreme badass when he/she/it is announced!