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This is a thread to post all the stupid things people have said about music.I'll start. Today on the bus Cher was playing on the radio and some kid in the back said," Dude, this is like Shirley Temple."
   
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Gaga is a good singer, and innovative.

-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
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Seattle WA

The district band instructor (speaking to me while my mother was nearby)...

"The clarinet would be a good fit for you"

My mother 2 weeks later...

"No, you can not quit, you have to stick with band for the rest of the year!"

My mother at the start of the next year...

"No, you can not quit, you have to stick it out 2 more years!"

Me after 2 years...

"I HATE BAND! I am going to make ear-splitting squeeking noises in every concert infront of all the other parents until you let me quit! Trust me I know enough now (after 2 years) to be dangerious!"


...and thats the story of how I got into and out of band.


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Me about Metallica after hearing about Cliff Burton's death: Damn! They were such a great band, now they'll probably break up.

Me after the Black Album: Damn! Why didn't they break up while the memories were all good.

Me after hearing St. Anger: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me after hearing Death Magnetic: About fething time they got their gak together again.

Then I heard they were working with Lou Reed.

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Frazzled wrote:Gaga is a good singer, and innovative.


Why does no one understand that she's just a Madonna Clone?

Also, Bruno Mars and Taylor Swift are both failures to me; Bruno Mars is pathetic ("Baby, keep in mind all the sacrifices I'm making!" "I would be doing the same if I was your parent's, but baby, they just don't understand us!", and Taylor Swift is pretty much a go ahead for stalker girls everywhere ("You belong with ME!" "I know I haven't talked to you in two years, but I'm here at your doorstep now....")

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Don't forget the Police I'll be watching you.

-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
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Frazzled wrote:Gaga is a good singer, and innovative.

she is good. but she started to rely on shock value and nonsensical videos
Like Alejandro.
And now she isnt shocking anymore, she is just boring.

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hotsauceman1 wrote:
Frazzled wrote:Gaga is a good singer, and innovative.

she is good. but she started to rely on shock value and nonsensical videos
Like Alejandro.
And now she isnt shocking anymore, she is just boring.


She get's points for being able to sing, and honestly, from what I've heard about her (not her stunts, her) she seems decent enough. But she has just taken it way over the top.....

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Slarg232 wrote:She get's points for being able to sing, and honestly, from what I've heard about her (not her stunts, her) she seems decent enough. But she has just taken it way over the top.....


Agreed.
   
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Justin Beibers good. i shall leave it at that.

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Frazzled wrote:Don't forget the Police I'll be watching you.


Erm, the Police song is called "Every breath you take.". Some other two-bit R&B act did "I'll be watching you" using samples and riffs from a number of sources.


I'm OVER 50 (and so far over everyone's BS, too).
Old enough to know better, young enough to not give a ****.

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Oklahoma City, Ok.

When I hear music and failure, I can think of only one thing:

Kevin Earl Federline




Threads over. Ya'll go on home now....

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Melbourne

Anything made after 1999 is worthless gak. Be it bands/solo artists, albums, Genres, etc, whatever.

90's Punk was the greatest era of any music ever. Don't agree?


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From a comment on a Rush video on youtube: "I dont know why anyone would listen to this crapola? why not Listen to some Justin Beiber and hear some real tallent?" - SuperMrBieber

Needless to say, took her apart in three seconds.

My response: "You clearly have no idea what real talent is if you even begin to compare Rush to Justin Bieber. Take your comment and replace "Justin Bieber" with "Rush". They actually play their instruments themselves, aren't autotuned, and have been around for 30 years. They must be doing something right!"

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...urrrr... I dunno

"My music is better than your music, so nerrrrr!"
Or any variant of the above.
Musical snobbery is annoying at the best of times; if you don't like something, fine, but have a reason for not liking it other than "it's not the genre I listen to most so it must be terrible."

Melissia wrote:Stopping power IS a deterrent. The bigger a hole you put in them the more deterred they are.

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Gorskar.da.Lost wrote:"My music is better than your music, so nerrrrr!"
Or any variant of the above.
Musical snobbery is annoying at the best of times; if you don't like something, fine, but have a reason for not liking it other than "it's not the genre I listen to most so it must be terrible."

I disagree, dubstep is fething terrible.

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Joey wrote:
Gorskar.da.Lost wrote:"My music is better than your music, so nerrrrr!"
Or any variant of the above.
Musical snobbery is annoying at the best of times; if you don't like something, fine, but have a reason for not liking it other than "it's not the genre I listen to most so it must be terrible."

I disagree, dubstep is fething terrible.

I like dubstep.

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...urrrr... I dunno

Chowderhead wrote:
Joey wrote:
Gorskar.da.Lost wrote:"My music is better than your music, so nerrrrr!"
Or any variant of the above.
Musical snobbery is annoying at the best of times; if you don't like something, fine, but have a reason for not liking it other than "it's not the genre I listen to most so it must be terrible."

I disagree, dubstep is fething terrible.

I like dubstep.


It has it's good and bad points.

Melissia wrote:Stopping power IS a deterrent. The bigger a hole you put in them the more deterred they are.

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My Friend: Slipnkot is better than any Thrash Metal Band.


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Joey wrote:
Gorskar.da.Lost wrote:"My music is better than your music, so nerrrrr!"
Or any variant of the above.
Musical snobbery is annoying at the best of times; if you don't like something, fine, but have a reason for not liking it other than "it's not the genre I listen to most so it must be terrible."

I disagree, dubstep is fething terrible.

I agree. It sounds like robots farting.

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rockerbikie wrote:My Friend: Slipnkot is better than any Thrash Metal Band.
.....Pfft HA. I find this amusing.

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Snrub wrote:Anything made after 1999 is worthless gak. Be it bands/solo artists, albums, Genres, etc, whatever.

90's Punk was the greatest era of any music ever. Don't agree?


so So Long and Thanks for all the Shoes you like, but War on Errorism is a no-no?
No Substance but not The New America?
The Gang's All Here but not Sing Loud, Sing Proud?
God damn dude what's wrong with you.

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Beiber represents what is wrong with the music industry. Marketability of image and life. While many who deserve the spotlight but don't get it because they are not marketable are thrown to the wayside.
Not to mention im bloody tired of love songs. It is the first thing anyone makes.

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Metallica turning down Les Claypool (although i'm glad they did, it would have been too much wasted talent)

I also had a debate with someone who claimed Mike Patton is an average singer and has never done anything good outside of FNM! I continued to laugh and put them in thier place.


 
   
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Joey wrote:
so So Long and Thanks for all the Shoes you like, but War on Errorism is a no-no?
No Substance but not The New America?
The Gang's All Here but not Sing Loud, Sing Proud?
God damn dude what's wrong with you.


What's wrong with So Long and Thanks for All the Shoes?

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Auburn CA

Anyone who says pop or rap is the voice of the new generation.

Also the Bieber quote were he said he was like his generations Kurt Cobain.... When I heard that I was hopping he ment he was going marry Courtney Love and then kill himself....

 
   
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"Death Metal is just a bunch of whining people who hate their lives. Korn is so much better."

I don't think that's the exact quote, but someone I encountered once said something along those lines.

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Johnny-Crass wrote:Anyone who says pop or rap is the voice of the new generation.



To be fair, I think this, but it's just an indicator of how little I think of new generation. Now get off my lawn!

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captain fantastic wrote: Seems like this thread is all that's left of Remilia Scarlet (the poster).



wait, what? Σ(・□・;) 
   
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