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A few off the top of my head.
1. Make them wait till 2014 for a new codex
2. Make broadsides an Elite slot choice

Anyways...have fun


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Take way markerlights.
Make the Pluse-rifle the same as a las-gun.
No more jumping aroung in their battle sutes.
Make Broadsides AV 10.
Nurf the Rail gun.
Get Squated.
The list could just go on

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They could give better markerlights to another army.

Wait they already did, Triarch stalkers for nercons...

They could give every army the ability to run, giving us less time to shoot.

Wait they did, 5th edition...

They could make other armies shoot better than us at shooting, and not suck in melee.

Oh yea, imperial guard, space wolves, hell blood angels...

No GW has already put the screws to Tau.

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My last thought was to give tau the best CC unit in the game...then make it roll d6 for movement.


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Announce an update, then re stock exacly the same codex, with a new front cover!

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Give them more dedicated CC units and characters than shooting units and characters. And then make the shooty fellows suck.

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liquidjoshi wrote:Announce an update, then re stock exacly the same codex, with a new front cover!

LOL, after no doubt a long pre-order period


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Get rid of Crisis Suits as HQs. Write fluff about Aun'Va being the smartest, most powerful General in the universe and then don't change his rules. Reveal that Commander Farsight is a C'tan. Make the Kroot a fast attack choice. Give all Fire Warriors mandatory Pulse Carbine and make them pay extra for Pulse Rifles.
   
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Make Ethereals a mandatory HQ choice.

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Nerf Battlesuits, and buff Vespids.

   
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Make Aun'va be included in every list
Take away battlesuits
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Not update the codex, not even a new cover or models.
   
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As long as we're mentioning Ward...

Have then dethrone Aun'Va, and name Marneus Calgar as their Spiritual Liege.

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Make them str 2. Lose the only power weapon in the codex!
   
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They have already done everything to us that they possibly can! The nerf bat didn't touch us this last FAQ update as they can't do anything else to make us suck more.

Although looking at my poor Xenos cousins the Chaos Legions..... Maybe they could batter us some more =[

I suppose to add insult to injury they could make all Fire Warriors FEARLESS. At least we wont run away before we get slaughtered. We just get slaughtered lol

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juraigamer wrote:They could make other armies shoot better than us at shooting, and not suck in melee.

Oh yea, imperial guard, space wolves, hell blood angels...


Dark Eldar, Grey Knights, hell most any marines....

Making the suits infantry.
5+ saves.

Announcing they'll be one of the races in the the starter set... for 7th ed.

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Iranna wrote:Make Ethereals a mandatory HQ choice.

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Make all their weapon ranges 12"
   
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On a serious note(as in possable serious changes)


markerlights go away completely/only have a 36" range

Etherials become the only HQ choice with Shas'os and Shas'els being purchased as an accompanying IC for additional points. Etherial comes with a FW bodyguard unit similer to Imperial Guard command squads. Basically keep the same rules as now.

Fire Warriors not getting access to special weapons of some kind. Ideally, they could purchase a heavy weapon drone.

Kroot not gaining access to biological adaptations.

Battlesuits not getting a BS upgrade.

Battlesuit upgrades getting seriously trimmed down. No more Multi-tracker or ablative gun drones.

Broadsides getting a massive price jack and no longer able to split fire.

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Make them semi-good, with some units arbitrarily better than others.

Make all the new awesome models match units that suck like a shopvac.

Then nerf the hell out of them via FAQ...

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Make the Tau an auxiliary force to the Eldar.

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Honestly I never thought Marker lights were trhat great. I never used them at all. They were such a waste of time and points. The real thing you had to do with Tau was target priortize. If you could do that and well then you should win. Of course I have not played them in almost a year.

I do think them hurting Crisis suits would be the biggest let down. The way Codex's are being done I doubt that at all. in fact I see maybe upgrading to 5 man squads. Yuck!

I have always wanted heavy drones. I see them as upgrades to Drone squads not upgrades to fire warriors. Thats just me. I hate the idea of CC units in Tau. Never liked or took kroot because of this. I would like to see pathfinders to be a troop choice and not have to take a devilfish.

Basically I can't see much getting nerfed as you say. but good things happening. Its just good for whom?
   
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Have Robin Cruddace write the new Tau Codex.

I can think of no worse fate.

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Sasori wrote:Have Robin Cruddace write the new Tau Codex.

I can think of no worse fate.


I think being squatted would be a worse fate. But only by a little bit

Also, ethereals no longer HQ choices-they become squad leaders for fire warrior units. Any time an ethereal is killed, every Tau model takes a morale test Enjoy, communist fethers!!

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Everything is in finecost.
Etheral is the only HQ choice.
You must run Space Pope to go in the army.
Make Gav Thorpe write the codex.
Lower their BS skill with everything to 2.
Increase the cost of everything.

 
   
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rockerbikie wrote:Increase the cost of everything.

GW wouldn't do that without something to get the $ back with :'P


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Sasori wrote:Have Robin Cruddace write the new Tau Codex.

I can think of no worse fate.

Hay, he did the IG codex and thats a pretty well rounded codex, Mat Ward on the other hand.

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