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Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Walks across front of court room] [Promptly mobbed by journalists, who keep a small distance physically]
[Keeps face calm] [Holds Amelia's hand and makes way past them] Excise me, folks... Need to get inside.
[Crowd looks disappointed as Yarrick and Amelia slip into building]

[Benny watching this ensue on TV back in the room] [Looks sad] ..This is all my fault.

[Yarrick greeted by arbiters who lead the pair to a quiet room]: Your trial started already. It's good that you've shown up at least.
[Blinks] Wait, you told me this was the start time! I have the documents to prove it! [Horrified]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*maria* there not so much... you where...
Aye..... yeah try to avoid losing limbs.... they hurt and takes time to get used to replacements...

*Marla* dunno....
Was it because I was too pretty?

*Laughing kindly*

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

Oh...Yeah...Thas right...Don't go strutting your ass back and forth...You make me bloody self-conscious...

*Breathing heavily*

Oh feth I haven't done that in a while...

*Knight smiles*

Boro; I'll try to remember that...

*Goes back to massaging sensitive points along Maria's back*

*Amelia looks horrified*

*Removes her data-pad and gets the information up*

Amee: Here! See! We're right on time, actually, we're three minutes early!

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Arbiter shakes head] Anyone responsible would have been here all day. We had a cancelation, so your case is in progress.

... [Stands up] Well let me in there, then!
[Hugs Amelia] I'm sorry for all this.

[Arbiter nods] Court has been informed of your arrival.
You should be aware of the charges brought against you.
One count of heresy, consorting with known heretics and daemonkin.
One count of betraying the Imperium by making a pact with said known heretic and daemon.
And the additional...
One count of sympathising with xeno creatures. [Holds up dataslate image of Yarrick in bed with Selym]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Amelia pales completely*

Amee: T-That was my fault! She was meant to lay with me rather than him! I paid her, but she got into the wrong bed! I should take these charges, not him!

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*Maria smiles*
You always do...

*giggles and flips boromir onto his back*
Lets find yours....
*starts tracing round his shoulders *

*Marla* fine.... *goes into gate house and comes out in a black long fur coat with platinum and silver details.* That better?
Its Marias so don,t ask me to do it all up....
Though....she has nice coats....

*a messenger runs up to amelia*
A document arrived for you from a Princess Marla...
Stating you are of good charecter... And listing several instances of defending imperial interests. ...
Not that they judges have to take it into account. However reports confirm the events listed against the official reports...

They seem to be genuine.


This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/07/24 13:59:19


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Nods*

Much better...Now excuse me.

*Performs a leap of faith off the edge of the battlements and lands on feet*

*Stands up straight and starts walking towards Leonie with a slight limp*

*Knight smiles and allows back to be traced*

Boro: I'm sorry, I don't get ticklish. Or have any sensitive spots.

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Quietens Amelia] Don't, they'll kill you!
A more reasonable explanation is that's someone in costume... And I have a bit of an enemy domination kick.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Amelia shakes head*

Amee: No. I have to take it. If you get it, they'll kill you three times over, fetish or not. If they have the picture, I would assume they questioned people at the scene, which means they would know that she teleported out. If you get caught lying, they'll hang you, while giving you the electric chair, while shooting you.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/24 14:02:36


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*Cal is explaining what happened to Morrigan to OT*
OT: But she's better then that!
Cal: I know, something's not right.
*Morrigan stirs slightly*
Morrigan: Ugh... what happened?
Cal: That wound of yours didn't close properly, you almost bled out in the showers
Morrigan: I remember... it just tore open again... I couldn't stop it
Cal: Well I sealed it up, you'll be fine
Morrigan: Thank you, now I need to-
Cal: You need to rest!
Morrigan: No I AGH! *Clutches side, bandages wrapped out the wound start turning red and she collapses*
Cal: MORRI! I don't understand! I healed her! *Rapidly begins changing the bandages and hooks her up to a bloodbag*



*A man is sitting watching the court proceedings with twinkling blue eyes from under a wide brimmed hat. His left hand is covered by a overcoat*

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/07/24 14:04:52


 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

No, they won't. [Smiles sadly] The Imperium won't kill me. They need my name to scare and inspire people. I have a feeling I know how this will end.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Amelia goes pale*

Amee: They wouldn't!

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*maria*

Ooh well Il try..
*starts wiggling down knights back*

*court messenger*

One problem... As a Martian.. Her letter to the court has np value...
The treaty of Olympus means thee say is void..

The letter will not be entered into evidence..

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/24 14:07:27


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Knight doesn't react at all*

*Amelia falls back into a chair*

Amee: They're going to mind-wipe you...Aren't they...?

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

*Leo is still doing push ups but on the other hand*

OOC Hey BC hows Monster Hunter treating you?

Also sorry for the super late post, had do do some things.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/24 14:12:58


Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*Maria* hmm your right....

you are not ...
odd...
you ever get a battlefield cut near your back or neck?

*A figure dressed smartly in black and wearing a well fitted but unremarkable over coat walks in and hands a ID to guards then walks in and mike gives Amelia a wink*
*her data slate shows a split second message*
Mars is watching.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/24 14:18:14


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Kneels beside Leonie again*

*Goes back to watching*

*Knight shrugs*

Boro: Probably, why?

*Amelia is too busy hyper-ventilating to notice the data-slate*

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*maria*

oh... you have a trapped nerve... healing.. does odd things...

i can massage it out... if you like.. you will regain some more feeling.

*a lady in black has joined sitting close to mike seeming to hold hands discreely Looking at yarrick with great interest*

*skitari calm and non hostile but one keeping a eye on leo*

*marla enjoying view off balcony waves to Jordan and goes back to directing a crane*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/24 14:33:02


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Waves back to Marla*

She's pretty nice...

*Knight shrugs*

Boro: If you want, but I think I'm falling asleep...

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

*Leo starts doing sit up*

Leo: 1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8..

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*maria*

il do it another time when you feel the benefits
*smiles and helps sit up*
you go to bed if you like, i always have some work to do to keep me busy.

*marla looks happy and waves to leo *

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/24 14:43:43


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

*Leo ignores the wave and continues doing sit ups looking slightly mad*

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Still intently watching Leonie exercise*

You okay? You look like you're about to start steaming...

*Knight nods tiredly*

Boro: Can't say no to that...I'll warm up the bed for us...

*Kisses Maria and walks off to bedroom*

*Collapses in bed and falls asleep*

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/07/24 14:56:49


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*maria leaves a note by bed saying she nipped out to check on castle and puts on Armour before kissing the knight on the forhead*

*smiles to various folks and walks off to the castle to join Marla working on the roof chatting happily*


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

I'm... Going to represent myself. [Tries not to look at Amelia] That way responsibility is solely mine, yes?
[Arbiter nods]

[Turns to Amelia] You'll be allowed in the gallery above the court. So, I'll be able to see you. [Smiles]
I have to warn you though, Imperial trials are either very very long, or over before the charges are read.


Ooc: I mostly slept and went to Pride today, so not had any Monster Hunting. I'll get my teeth into it on Wednesday nigh really.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/24 15:27:36



[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

Leo: 298..299..300..

*Stands up and looks a Jordan*

Leo: Do you not have better things to do?

OOC I am pretty sure Vanden just fell asleep.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/24 15:28:13


Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

OOC i think Varden did

BIC

*Maria and Marla smile at zerg and Jorden from the battlements watching one of the large roof supports lifted into place from a stack down below, flags flying and Marias coat of arms combined with the knights over the gates*

*maria*
itc soming on fast now. with the roof over the main keep we can start fitting out the inside

*Marla*
nice and easy, ive already got the routes for power and water prepared.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/24 15:50:23


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

*Leo stands up still looking mad and glares at some PDF who quicken their pace*

Leo: What I thought.

OOC Oh god I just realized Leo is turning into Hunter the grumpysar!

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in us
Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike





Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

*Sits holding head unable to sleep.*

*Begins hallucinating*

*Looks around wildly*

Susan?! Is that you!


First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*several PDF distracted by both Leo and Marla and Maria sat drinking cofee and tea sat on the battlements dart off back to barracks*

PDF
that woman be crazy
PDF 2
aye.. you saw what she did to that Princess in the tank
PDF
then run faster...

*marla and maria sat laughing together on the battlements drinking tea and coffee together*
*skitari patroking the battenebt and two stood motionless by the gatehouse*

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/07/24 16:07:29


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
 
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