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Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*starts walking towards the castle*
*Milo is leading hand-to-hand training for the PDF in the castle courtyard*
*Milo waves cheerfully at Marla whilst holding a troopers arm in an eye-wateringly painful position*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*Marla waves down from the battlement supervising the food construction in her armour and long black fur coat with platinum details*

*to milo*
The new woman thought I was too pretty
*laughing*

*maria*
She,s jelous if what's under the chest plate
*laughing*
Hey PDF... Concentrate... How will do on a battlefield if you cannot concentrate in front of a woman....

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

*Leo's eye twitches when she overhears Marla*

*She clenches her fists cracking her knuckles as she does*

Leo: Feth...

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/24 17:11:34


Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*Marla*
PDF if you do nit concentrate you will die.
I should be able to stand here in just a towell and you still drill perfectly...

You gak horns cannot and om wearing a coat over my armour.
REPEAT

*maria*
Platoon two... Fieldstrip Las gun now
And do it facing a PDF of opposite sex...
Now. I will make you concentrate.

*Marla on vox to milo*
Sorry dear. But they do need to learn. They are too easily distracted...the enemy won,t give them a second chance

*one PDF to milo*
SIR is your wife ment to give us orders?

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/07/24 16:43:44


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*glances at the private*
If you want to refuse a sister of battle then be my guest. The last guy who did is still looking for his teeth.
*nods discretely at Marla*


TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike





Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

*Walks outside infirmary holding magnums*

*As pdf soldiers run by, I see them as grotesque beasts*

Abominations?

*Fresh pain screams in my head*

*Grabs a Guardsmen scream in face* WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO SUSAN?

*Before I get a reply I smash his face with the but of my gun*


First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*private*

Aye sir. *goes pale* your wife is ment to be giving orders...
If I may sir... How do you survive dating a battle sister....

*pdf follows orders to the letter*
*Marla keeps drilling tthe PDF till they stop getting distracted*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/24 17:05:51


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

*Leo looks up in surprise when ZK screams*

Leo: What the?

*Walks up behind ZK and puts a hand on his shoulder*

Leo: Are you alright Roland?

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Benny runs over and pulls the two PDF away from Roland] ...Just go, get to the med tent.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike





Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

*Keeps pounding the face of guardsmen until leo puts hand on shoulder, I slowly turn to face her.*

*Looks at Leo wild eyed, the hallucination shows leos face as a grinning old hag*

Rhea? WHAT DID YOU DO TO SUSAN!

*Another flash of pain burns through brain, my eyes widen in pain*

You... Burned her... alive.. YOU WITCH!



First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

*Leo seems bewildered by Roland's rage*

Leo: What? Susan? Burned alive?

*Doesn't take final comment very well*

Leo: WITCH!? WHAT THE FETH ARE YOU ON ABOUT YOU FETHER!?

*Grits teeth*

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/07/24 17:26:43


Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*several PDF jogging back to barracks *
Commissar Benny... Marla seems to be training the PDF... Its working.....

And created a dozen first dates....

*keep jogging past*

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike





Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

I SHALL MAKE YOU PAY! SHE WAS INNOCENT!

*Magnums hammers draw bacK*

FOR SUSAN!

*In less then a blink of a eye , leo is shredded by twelve rounds, in a instant both guns are reloaded*

*Grabs head as fresh pain surges*

OOC: Irony


First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*skitari barce the castle gates at sound of gunfire everyone ducks behind battlements*

*marla* zks gone mad. Keep in cover...

Ooc
Hoe tough is this guy?

Bar making the man with no name looking like a snail?

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/24 17:38:50


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*OT hears the gunfire and runs over to restrain Roland*
OT: ROLAND STOP!

 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

*Leo takes a step back as Roland is screaming*

Leo: WHATS GOTTEN INTO YO-!

*Get's filled with holes mostly around the stomach but 3 shots tore a massive chuck out of Leo's right shoulder making the arm dangle lifelessly*

Leo: W-why...

*Falls onto the ground in a pool of blood*

OOC I was thinking more lead then iron but what ever floats your boat.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/24 17:41:48


Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*marla*
Skitari!

Ready to fire....
*skitari manning battlements and slits ready selves to break cover*

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

OT: RA! HORUS! SOMEBODY!
*OT knocks Roland out with a punch and kneels by Leonie trying to heal her with Aura*

 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*runs up to the battlements and raises lasgun*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

OOC Wait how does a bird punch you?

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*skitari form ranks on battlements aim locked as Maria breaks cover to help with helmet down*

coming OT...
Might as well try...

*darts sideways by instinct if he starts shooting*

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

OOC: Out of all the things OT has done this is the one you question?

BiC: *Quetz zooms over and helps OT*

OT: C'mon Leo... don't die on us

 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*Maria reaches and helps*
*gold glow and smell of pan cakes*

I'm a medic, gak.. You hate em you still save em.
And if this don,t work... I can do it the old fashioned way.

OT... Just guide me here....

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike





Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

*Breaks from Ot and sees the man in black.*

YOU!

*Looks at Skitarii and sees an image of my homeland being burned. the Skitarii faces all appear to monstrous beasts*

*Inhales, and in a span of five seconds is able to put six rounds into Ots face, then put a round through the eye lenses of all the skitarii aiming at me from walls and on the ground*

*Even more pain burns through head.*

OOc: Hard to explain Rolands "power," he can shoot fast and never misses, and when I say fast, I mean defies logic how fast he can shoot and reload. Imagine Red dead redemption slow mo mode is on for him all the time..

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/24 17:50:54



First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

OOC Yes OT that is my question, also can he fly or is he just a flightless bird like an Emu or Penguin?

Also this is a perfect time to ask these questions no big plot points are happening involving my avatar.

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/07/24 17:56:42


Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

OT: We need to stop the bleeding. We can't close the wounds with bullets still in her, *Billy runs over with Cal*
Cal: Move aside, okay Leo, this is going to hurt, but I've got to get the slugs out okay? *Begins digging with surgical tools*

*Ot gets shot in the face*
OT: Okay, enough. *Creates restraints out of his aura then goes back to Leonie*

OOC: I dunno, feathers operating like fingers ala Goodfeathers or many other cartoons. Also, he's flown in the past. He's much like a Inca Tern (my actual avatar)

This message was edited 3 times. Last update was at 2016/07/24 17:57:10


 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Benny sighs and takes Roland's guns] Stay calm, fella. It's a bad dream.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*Marla ducks as bullets fly watching skitari fall*
Stay down milo!

Its not just stone but modern metal built in...

*Maria removing bullets embedded in leo*
It ain't good OT...
There's alot of damage... *healing one of the more critical wounds*
I ain't a god but I am a trained medic..

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/24 17:58:01


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*darts out of the castle and tackles ZK*
STAND DOWN YOU FETHER!
*punches him in the head*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

*Leo digs her left hands fingers into the floor *

*Leo tenses up from the pain*

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
 
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