40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**the shrouded lord**

you receive sweet jazz.
I insert my arm/claw.

**snurl**

You receive a Power Fist.

I insert St. Patrick..

**snurl**

You receive a Power Fist.

I insert St. Patrick..

**the shrouded lord**

yoe get b***s***.
I insert a powerfist that I just found... somewhere...

**ChaoticMind**

You get a powder fish.

I insert Raging Heroes.

**thepowerfulwill**

You get the cast of reservoir dogs

I insert my cthulhu face!

**snurl**

You get the Littlest Shoggoth.

I insert a pumpkin.

**Co'tor Shas**

you get 3.1415926
I insert a badger tided to a hedgehog (or is it the other way around?)

**snurl**

You get Gors tied to Ungors, or the other way round.

I insert D&D 3.5.

**Guardsmen Bob**

You get 3.5 dragons, and they're angry.

I insert a time traveling Blue Box.

**KnuckleWolf**

The sold out sign flashes on the display.

I press the keypad typing in 622-1701. If "D7" didn't spit out a battlecruiser lets see what these numbers do

**snurl**

You receive a Mega Paint set, but its been in the machine so long its all dried up.
I insert a Screaming Skull Catapult.

**the shrouded lord**

I grab it before it goes in and eat it.
I insert a teddy bear. Limb by limb.

**Co'tor Shas**

You get a bear, who wants to do the same to you
I insert all the FW model makers

**ChaoticMind**

You get a monkey with 22.597 pounds of resin superglued to it.

I insert a dead cow.

**Co'tor Shas**

You get an obese clown.
I insert a ticking doomsday device.

**Guardsmen Bob**

You get a a bundle of Dynamite with a clock strapped too it.

I insert my insecurities.

**the shrouded lord**

you receive a wooly mammoth. why I s it a wooly mammoth?
I insert the dead bear... most of it anyway.

**Co'tor Shas**

You get a necron lord riding zombie bear cavalry.

Edit: I insert my forgetfulness

**snurl**

You receive a Book of Grudges.
I insert reality TV.

**Co'tor Shas**

You get a vat of bile
I insert a pair of steampunked up goggles

**snurl**

You get Von Holstrum's Speculum.

I insert a box of dice.

**Grey Templar**

You get a box of dice, on the box is a sticker which says "Totally fair and unbiased dice

"

I insert the gum stuck on the bottom of my shoe.

**Nevie**

You get gum that only sticks to the top of your shoe.

I insert my bearded dragon "Norris"

**KnuckleWolf**

You get ground "Chuck"

I put in a collection of Dawn of War RTS games

**Guardsmen Bob**

You get a collection of Boreal memes on DvD.

I insert Brighthammer 40k.

**Co'tor Shas**

You get evil tau (relatively speaking)
I insert nonsensical, biased fluff

**Guardsmen Bob**

The vending machine screams out "WAAAAAAAAAAAARD!"

I insert a golden dollar on a string.

**thepowerfulwill**

Internal scissor cut your silly string.

I insert my hate of the world.

**Co'tor Shas**

you get a hug
I insert Bill Gates