40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**snurl**

You get Gates of Anteres.
I insert a Ripperjack.

**Grey Templar**

You get Jack the Ripper.

I insert nothing.

**snurl**

You get a bag of fine Citadel invisibility dust.

I insert a Hochland Long Rifle.

**thepowerfulwill**

You get a lascannon

I insert a chain-knife (like a chain sword, but smaller)

**the shrouded lord**

you receive blood.
i insert a dismembered puppy.

**Guardsmen Bob**

You get frankenpuppy.

I insert All the monies.

**the shrouded lord**

you receive... a roll on he boon table. i failed mine.
i insert bob's dice.

**KnuckleWolf**

You get a brick....HOUSE! Yeah she's mighty, mighty, just lettin' it all hang out! Go Disco Funk

I put a calculator and a slide rule in. Lets see who wins!

**ChaoticMind**

You get a homicidal slide rule robot.

I insert my left foot.

**Co'tor Shas**

You lose your left foot
I insert your right foot

**ChaoticMind**

I get my right foot back and a new left foot made from flesh of several of your vital organs.

I insert you in a mad panicked attempt to save your life.

**Co'tor Shas**

You get a cyclonic torpedo head... which immediately detonated destroying us both
I insert my lack of a warp signature

**Guardsmen Bob**

The inquisition pops out and steals you away.

I insert my huge ass warp signature.

**thepowerfulwill**

You get Bobesh, the new god of chaos.

I insert an iron warrior

**Co'tor Shas**

You get a hunk of iron slag
I insert the new Warhammer 40,000: Conquest

**snurl**

You get a cash cow.
I unplug the machine and run away.

**ChaoticMind**

The cord grabs you by the ankle and inserts you spitting out a crunchy frog chocolate.
(Never trust an obvious warp conduit.)

I insert Snurl as a crunchy frog chocolate.

**Co'tor Shas**

You get a wizard trading card.
I insert Stephan Hawking.

**thepowerfulwill**

You get a speak and spell

In a desire for crunchy frog chocolates, inserts an actual frog.

**Talizvar**

You get a Dalek.

I insert Schrödinger's cat (he is angry)

<edit> gosh/darn too slow, see prior.

**sing your life**

You get a joke book.
I insert a lord of change.

**Guardsmen Bob**

You get a million hobos begging for change.

I insert the plot for warhammer 40k.

**Co'tor Shas**

You get plot holes. So many plot holes.
I insert an actual XV9 hazard close support suit

**snurl**

You get Nerves of Steel.

I insert Space Hulk.

**ChaoticMind**

You get the incredible Hulk .... IN SPAAAACE!!!!!!!!!!!

I insert John Cleese, Michael Palin and a Norwegian Blue Parrot.

**Co'tor Shas**

You get a very funny sketch
I insert Nerves of Steel.

**thepowerfulwill**

You get space marine implants.

I insert an octopus

**bossfearless**

You get an extra-raunchy hentai.

I insert a live chicken with a collar made of asparagus.

**winterdyne**

Your receive sweet and sour 'pork' balls.

I insert a copy of Warhammer Visions.

**snurl**

You get wallpaper.
I insert a Nun with a ruler.