40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**sing your life**

You receive a repentis

I insert ult chan.

**snurl**

You get 4chan.
I insert a box of chocolates.

**Co'tor Shas**

You get whacked
I insert space marine implants

**ChaoticMind**

You get silicone implants for humans.

I insert Whack-A-Mole.

**thepowerfulwill**

You get an indignant gopher.

I insert a crisis suit

**bossfearless**

You get a riptide.

I insert surprise buttsex.

**thepowerfulwill**

You get fulgrum

I insert my self, I wish to fuse with the vending machine and become a half man- half snack food super being.

**bossfearless**

You get stuck in the dispenser slot and have to be rescued by the fire department. You wind up on an episode of Tosh.0

I insert Fulgrim

**Guardsmen Bob** · You get a scheduled 10:30am surprise buttsex. I insert my ability to read.

You get a scheduled 10:30am surprise buttsex.

I insert my ability to read.

**thepowerfulwill**

You get dyslexia

I insert tosh.o

**bossfearless**

You get angry feminists.

I insert dyslexia.

**sing your life**

You received a book on the functions of the appendix.

I insert cultist chan.

**snurl**

You get Charlie Chan.
I insert the figures that no one will ever buy, the ones that have been in the shop since it opened back in '87.

**KnuckleWolf**

You get a thank you card signed 'From a better place, the Potato sack Catachans'

I put in a small star. Hopefully I don't get a White Dwarf magazine.

**Guardsmen Bob**

You get a D-list movie star for your amateur movies.

I insert a unfinished roller coaster from Roller Coaster Tycoon for the PC.

**snurl**

You get the plastic Dwarf Command kit.
I insert a bright shiny thing.

**sing your life**

You get the shining.

I I insert a vagina.

**snurl**

You get a Jabberwock.

I insert an official Citadel paint water cup.

**sing your life**

You get a real mini gun that is primarily designed to kill flies.

Insert Snurl.

**ChaoticMind**

You get an un-ending tide of Snurls.

I insert a piggy.

**Guardsmen Bob**

You get a hammer.

I insert the next person who posts.

**Co'tor Shas**

You get shot and stabbed, repeatedly.
I insert a spent pulse charge pack

**the shrouded lord**

You receive a used grenade.
I use the wabbajack on the machine and yell "shelgorath!"

**Grey Templar**

Another Wabbajack pops out of the machine and turns you into a sweet roll, which is immediately carried off and eaten by the Dovakiin.

I insert a piece of cheese.

**Co'tor Shas**

You get a cheese board
I insert some legos. On fire

**snurl**

You get Dwarven Forge Lava Caverns.

I insert a flyer stand.

**Co'tor Shas**

You get a manta and a very flat flying stand
I insert an EPIC ADVENTURE possibly involving hats

**snurl**

You get Adventure Time, now with interactive headgear.
I insert a needle file.

**Grey Templar**

You get a Needler!

I insert Psy and all his backup dancers.

**snurl**

You get Harlequins.
I insert a hunk of bologna.