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*Throws a kunai and misses*

Okay, I know how they work now... *Throws the other two in succession and hits two different ducks on the opposite sides of the background* Huh. Went a lot better than I expected it too...

To Scatty: Who? You shouldn't be here!

*Managing to hold the horde back while talking to Scatty*

*Billy winks*
Billy: Watch this
*Throws the kunai all at once with one hand to get 3 bullseyes. The booth keeper looks stunned*
BK: That was... amazing! Here's your prize!
*BK hands over a giant green teddybear*
Billy: Uh... thanks...

I uh, I think amazing was an understatement...

*Laughs out loud as Billy is handed the Teddy*

PFFT! HA! It's almost your size! Oh god...That's funny...

*Billy throws another round of knives and the keeper gives Jordan a giant blue teddy bear*
BK: Here ya go miss, gift from 'im *Nods to a grinning Billy*

Scatty: Hmm... looks like you need some help
*Flicks out one sword and beheads a creature inches from stabbing Roland*
Scatty: Come with me. *Starts slashing her way through the beasts*

*Smiles*

Thanks! I always wanted a human sized Plushie Arzuros...So...Should we get a move on before you decide to take up my other arm with a bear?

*Grins and follows Billy*

*Scattered slow mutant corpses lay everywhere*

*Stands silent, listening to the forest for any noise... then turns to Scatty.*

To Scatty: And you are?

*Billy leads her to a ride call "The spinning death of vomit" that looks more likely to kill you than operate safely*
Billy: Always wanted to go on one of these! *Rubs hands gleefully*

I umm...I'm not confident with the name of this thing...

*Edges backwards ever so slightly*

*Billy looks back at her*
Billy: Oh... okay, let's go on this one then. *Points to Tilt-a-Whirl*

*Pushes Billy towards gate*

I've stared down a giant fething snake that blew fire. I can take this.

Billy: OKay then. *Climbs in the front car with Jordan* Hold on tight! *slowly start climbing the first hill*

*Holding onto the safety rails quite damn tight*

You sure this is a good idea after we j- *Starts going down the first hill* WOOOOHOOOO! THIS GAK IS FETHING AMAZING!

*Billy whoops as they go through the first loop*

GOD THIS IS AMAZING!

*Lets go of rail and throws arms in the air*

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS!

Billy: TOLD YOU YOU'D LIKE IT!

*Elsewhere Scatty leads ZK into a clearing free of monsters*
Scatty: Now you tell me right now. What's going on?

To Scatty: Frankly my dear I-

Voice from all around:Who dares interrupt me from my vengeance!

*A strange doorway opens and some horrible gene-enhanced freak, with a samurai helm, a large red shield, and what appears to be a large caliber heavy machine gun.*

By Gan is that John Farson- *Ducks before being shredded by lead*

John: FOR THE CRIMSON KING! DOWN WITH THE AFFILIATION!

*Suppress Roland's and Scatty's location.*

*Scatty grabs Roland and rolls them behind a large rock*
Scatty: Stay. Here.
*Dashes off into the woods seemingly abandoning Roland*

*Keeps hands in the air and continues laughing*

*Ride finally comes to a stop and the station*
Billy: Whew... whatta ride...

*Vaults over the rails*

What else is there to do!?

*Excited*

Billy: Let's see... how about the screaming death? *Points to rickety wood coaster*

FETH YES!

*Grabs Billy by the hand and starts running towards the coaster*

*Billy snags the teddies on the way out of the ride as they run to the wood coaster*
Billy: Someone's excited to be here! Considering the jeep I didn't think you'd like these...

I wasn't used to them! Now I am! And it's fun as feth!

*Arrives at the coaster and waits for Billy to get in*

*Takes off helmet and straps to belt*

*Lets hair out and grins*

I don't do this often around other people!

*Billy hops in.*
Billy: Last on was a 4, this is a 6. Hold on tight! *The coaster rolls up the hill*

To Scatty: Lady wait!

*Turns to see John throw down his machine gun and pulls out a red sphere*

*I stand and unload with magnums, peppering a strange energy shield with lead*

John: YOU SHOULD OF DIED IN GILEAD!

*Red lightning shoots from the orb nearly hitting me*

*From behind John*
Scatty: And you'll die here
*Thrusts both swords at his back*

*Joins Billy and grins*

Holding on is for losers!

*Car reaches the top of the hill and plummets straight down*
Billy: YEEEEEHAWWW!