40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**snurl**

You get an empty bank.

I insert 100 slottabases.

**Chaos Legionnaire**

You get 100 Rogue Trader era metal Orks.

I insert a skeleton key.

**ZergSmasher**

You get an old trunk full of bones.

I insert James Bond's gun.

**ChargerIIC**

You get a giant, complicated plot device

I insert a brand new stratagem.

**EmberlordofFire8**

You get angry non-marine-playing peasants.

I insert a advertisement.

**snurl**

You get White Dwarf magazine.

I insert a bucket.

**ZergSmasher**

You get some Orky dice.

I insert Spider-man.

**SuspiciousSucculent**

You get a terrifying Man-spider! The horror!

I insert $7.23 worth of $2 bills.

**snurl**

You get 1000 yen.

I insert an airplane.

**ChargerIIC**

You get a Malaysian Investigation Team

I insert a limited edition Imperial Guardsman miniature

**Chaos Legionnaire**

You get a holographic first edition Pokemon card.

I insert a plank.

**snurl**

You get a deck.

I insert Roger Waters.

**Chaos Legionnaire**

You get David Gilmour.

I insert a copy of Machiavelli's "The Prince."

**ZergSmasher**

You get an autographed copy of an album by Prince.

I insert a sperm whale.

**Chaos Legionnaire**

You get a thermonuclear missile.

I insert an infinite probability drive.

**snurl**

You get a long drive.

I insert the Schuylkill Expressway.

**ChargerIIC**

You get a tiny piece of asphault, slightly damp and bloodstained

I insert an overdue book from the NightVale public library

**snurl**

You get a whopping big fine.

I insert the rest of the chinese leftovers.

**ZergSmasher**

You get a cheap knock-off of a Forgeworld model, very poorly cast.

I insert a pair of Solar Eclipse viewing glasses.

**snurl**

You get Chromadepth 3D Glasses.

I insert a peg.

**SuspiciousSucculent**

You get a Meta Gear Solid pachinko machine.

I insert a Get Well card addressed to Nurgle.

**Chaos Legionnaire**

You get Tzeentch.

I insert an alligator claw back scratcher.

**snurl**

You get catgut.

I insert laketown kits.

**sing your life**

You get Elven Underwear.

I insert a stalker pattern bolter.

**Chaos Legionnaire**

You get a foam rubber space marine cosplay costume.

I insert the tie rods from a 1972 Buick.

**ZergSmasher**

You get a broken toy car.

I insert a lightsaber.

**snurl**

You get a tie rod from a 1972 Buick.

I insert freeze out plugs.

**ChargerIIC**

You get a Guns Out bumper Sticker

I insert an array of Apple Products

**Chaos Legionnaire**

You get a xerox machine.

I insert a slingshot and a four-leaf clover.

**Commissar of love**

You get an angry Irish man

I insert a bloody chainsword