40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**gruebot**

You get a handful

I insert a bottle of Amasec

**snurl**

You get a bottle of Triple Sec.

I insert 'Ard Boyz.

**BigWaaagh**

You get 'The Waaagh'!

I insert a baseball-sized wad of Wasabi.

**ChargerIIC**

You get a single piece of nigiri

I insert a well timed explosive

**BigWaaagh**

You get a Mickey Mouse alarm clock.

I insert the lint from my dryer's lint trap.

**gruebot**

You get a sock.

I insert fabric softener...

**ZergSmasher**

You get silk pajamas.

I insert Nurgle.

**BigWaaagh**

You get a flu shot.

I insert a plastic Nativity Scene.

**ChargerIIC**

You get a plastic Christmas

I insert a box of space marine scouts

**snurl**

You get a pack of cub scouts.

I insert Halloween candy.

**Cream Tea**

You get a large amount of toilet paper.

I insert skulls.

**EmberlordofFire8**

You get a chair.

I insert a calendar.

**BigWaaagh**

You get a tin of dates.

I insert a Cuban cigar.

**ZergSmasher**

You get the exhumed remains of Fidel Castro.

I insert a zombie.

**snurl**

Again, you get Castro.

I insert a used pair of Jack O' Lanterns.

**ChargerIIC**

You get a yellow lantern with a small, insignificant looking ring

I insert an unnaturally small tree

**BigWaaagh**

You get a Banzai Charge.

I insert Marilyn Manson.

**Cream Tea**

You get Jesus Quintana.

I insert TFG.

**BigWaaagh**

You get ignored.

I insert a set of Callaway golf clubs.

**ZergSmasher**

You get a box of golf balls.

I insert some Chaos Obliterators.

**ChargerIIC**

You get a protomech

I insert Chain-Nunchucks

**EmberlordofFire8**

You get a chain letter.

I insert FW's new wallpaper.

**gruebot**

You get an out dated rules set.

I insert Forgeworld resin left overs...

**ZergSmasher**

You get a Citadel Finecast model, with numerous casting defects (in other words, an average Finecast model...).

I insert a pot of Death Guard Green paint.

**ChargerIIC**

You get a Death Guard of Green Pot

I insert a collection of defaced metal currency

**BigWaaagh**

You get a visit from Two-Face and he wants his coin back.

I insert a Lego Star Wars Deathstar kit.

**Dr. Temujin**

You receive some garbage from one of the Death Star's trash compactor.

I insert a water bottle.

**BigWaaagh**

You get an enema.

I insert Kanye West.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You get depreciating genius.

I insert an old lady.

**Dr. Temujin**

You get a middle-aged man.

I insert a quarter.