40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**snurl**

You get change.

I insert a tire pump.

**BigWaaagh**

You get a job with AAA.

I insert the original cast from 'The Brady Bunch'.

**gruebot**

You get a bunch of 70's style flower print wallpaper.

I insert pea green shag carpet...

**ChargerIIC**

You get a pair of Sadam Hussein's slippers

I insert a fork

**BigWaaagh**

You get back a bowl of soup.

I insert a lock of Elvis Presley's hair.

**snurl**

You get greasy kid's stuff.

I insert a safe deposit box.

**BigWaaagh**

You get back a chastity belt.

I insert a bag of 'Green Army Men'.

**gruebot**

You get a bag of red firecrackers!

I insert green stuff...

**BigWaaagh**

You get a sculpting tool.

I insert Rick Priestley.

**snurl**

You get an icon.

I insert a plastic boar.

**BigWaaagh**

You get resin bacon.

I insert an 18KT gold men's Rolex.

**EmberlordofFire8**

You get a cooking pot.

I insert an ork.

**BigWaaagh**

You get the secret to happiness.

I insert a Starbucks Dark Roast Venti Redeye.

**snurl**

You get a controversial cup.

I insert a clean garage.

**BigWaaagh**

You receive a hoarder.

I insert a bowl of seafood gumbo from Commander's Palace in New Orleans.

**ChargerIIC**

You get a Orleans Commander from the Seafood Palace

I insert a small blue cow

**BigWaaagh**

You get Dairy Farmer Smurf.

I insert a ping-pong table.

**gruebot**

You get black & yellow book titled "Table Tennis for Dummies."

I insert a helmet...

**BigWaaagh**

You receive a steel toupee.

I insert Scooby-Doo.

**snurl**

You get Alf.

I insert an AR-15.

**ChargerIIC**

You get a Search and Seizure notice

I insert a crystal goblet

**gruebot**

You get a 1/2 pint of Crystal Palace vodka.

I insert a crystal skull...

**BigWaaagh**

You get Cate Blanchett with a big ass sword.

I insert a banana split.

**Dr. Mills**

And get a quirky dress up band.

I insert a Steel legion gas mask...

**BigWaaagh**

You get a recording of Def Leppard's "Armageddon It".

I insert Mario Batali.

**ChargerIIC**

You get a harrassment suit from Mario Batali.

I insert the Damocles Gulf

**gruebot**

You get a Tau Fire Warrior helmet with the head still inside.

I insert a Novamarine...

**BigWaaagh**

You get a bagel with nova lox and a shmear.

I insert Cher.

**Tsilber**

You get Micheal Landon, dressed as Little Joe Cartrigh from Bonanza, life size wall poster.

I insert a Mercedes Benz hood ornament.

**snurl**

You get a moose antlers hood ornament.

I insert a big decision.