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Made in gb
Huge Hierodule






Nottingham (yay!)

Chowderhead wrote:Doomykins, you are insane. Once again, I have to say:

The hell are you making? And why haven't I seen a gaunt orgy yet? Answer me!


I can answer this one; it's because you haven't checked page 5!

   
Made in us
Fixture of Dakka






On a boat, Trying not to die.

OH GOD DAMN IT.

Doomykins, you are outthinking me. I'm scared.

Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. 
   
Made in us
Infiltrating Broodlord





Ex nihilo

Ok, I spent Sunday/Monday basing my entire army. I used railroad ballast from woodland scenics, to give it that arid, Tyranids ate everything feel.
And the problem is it worked too well. Now it just looks like I half assed it. It needs something more, but what? Suggestions, Please.
You know how I feel about doing Ass Whole, instead of half. Haha... Asswhole... I'm writing that down for later.
Oh, Hive Fleet Real Life invaded a blueberry farm and I ate myself sick.
ALSO, a teaser of things to come: Pyrovores that actually throw balls of fire. Maybe someone will take them now.

AlmightyWalrus wrote:
Sorry to burst your bubble, but Space Wolves do too.


Whaaat? Where? Fenrisian wolves, huh? I'll bet its in there.
Slaanesh was pretty much a given, but damn. Space wolves, too, huh?
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Help me: What else can I do to the base?

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All your blueberry biomass will be consumed.

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Pending moderator approval, I will light some models on fire.


Tyranids attract more tang than an astronaut convention.
Success is a little more than I already have. Every day, Forever. Until you have nothing.
As Galactic ruler, I promise to be tough but fair. But tough.
"Dangerous terrain where you just die upon rolling a 1 is for sissies. Parts of the board you wont even move your models into because you're physically afraid of being stung by wasps? Welcome to a Tyranid invasion, cue danger music. "
Check out my NSFW Tyranids! Your eyes will burn for days.
Team NSFW: Making wargamers deeply uncomfortable since 2011.
 
   
Made in gb
Impassive Inquisitorial Interrogator






If you add a few bigger rocks, it will add a bit more to the bases.

"I found Rome made of bricks ; I leave it made of Marble." 
   
Made in us
Fixture of Dakka






On a boat, Trying not to die.

You could put some milky white glue on it.

It fits the theme! Don't look at me like that!

Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. 
   
Made in se
Ferocious Black Templar Castellan






Sweden

Regarding the SW thing; Lukas the Trickster, IIRC, was made a scout shortly after spending a night with a bunch of ladies.

For thirteen years I had a dog with fur the darkest black. For thirteen years he was my friend, oh how I want him back. 
   
Made in us
Infiltrating Broodlord





Ex nihilo

"Lukas was once famous for sharing a dozen beds in a single night."
Huh.
I'll be damned, it IS in there.
Might have to model that.
More like Lukas the Trick Turner.

Tyranids attract more tang than an astronaut convention.
Success is a little more than I already have. Every day, Forever. Until you have nothing.
As Galactic ruler, I promise to be tough but fair. But tough.
"Dangerous terrain where you just die upon rolling a 1 is for sissies. Parts of the board you wont even move your models into because you're physically afraid of being stung by wasps? Welcome to a Tyranid invasion, cue danger music. "
Check out my NSFW Tyranids! Your eyes will burn for days.
Team NSFW: Making wargamers deeply uncomfortable since 2011.
 
   
Made in us
Fixture of Dakka






On a boat, Trying not to die.

Lukas was a ladies man, eh?

Make Lukas and a bunch of women stacked so high it's a dreadnaught. I challenge you!

And what will you be lighting on fire?

Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. 
   
Made in us
Infiltrating Broodlord





Ex nihilo

Haha ok, I'll do that if I can trade for the models.
I'm envisioning one at the top of this vertical stack of tang sitting up uncomfortable and prodding the lady below her. Will need a crown, and Lukas at the bottom of the stack of flesh.
Play on words? Princess and the Pea(nis).

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FIRE IS DANGEROUS. DO NOT PLAY WITH FIRE.
HOUSES AND OTHER STUCTURES ARE FLAMMABLE.
CLOTHES AND HAIR ARE SIMILARLY FLAMMABLE.
DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME OR ANYWHERE.
THIS GOES FOR YOU, ESPECIALLY. YES, YOU.
NEITHER I OR DAKKADAKKA WILL BE RESPONSIBLE
FOR ANY VIOLATION OF THIS DISCLAIMER.

FOR SCIENCE'S SAKE, IF YOU DO FEEL COMPELLED TO TRY THIS, MSG ME AND I WILL INSTRUCT YOU ON ITS CREATION IN A LESS PUBLIC SETTING.

SERIOUSLY, I MEAN IT, FIRE IS BAD AND YOUR MOTHER/FATHER/GUARDIAN WAS ALWAYS RIGHT.


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Chowderhead wrote:And what will you be lighting on fire?

I MAY be building a pyrovore that actually sprays fire. This will in no way damage models or cause secondary fires of any kind.
It will be pretty damn cool though. If I get the go ahead I'll post the rest of the pictures, which may or may not exist.
I hope I do though because they are awesome. Potentially.
It could just be photoshop.
Its not though. Its totally fire.
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DO NOT ATTEMPT. I AM PROFESSIONALLY STUPID.

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NO SERIOUSLY THIS WILL LIKELY END BADLY.

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Tyranids attract more tang than an astronaut convention.
Success is a little more than I already have. Every day, Forever. Until you have nothing.
As Galactic ruler, I promise to be tough but fair. But tough.
"Dangerous terrain where you just die upon rolling a 1 is for sissies. Parts of the board you wont even move your models into because you're physically afraid of being stung by wasps? Welcome to a Tyranid invasion, cue danger music. "
Check out my NSFW Tyranids! Your eyes will burn for days.
Team NSFW: Making wargamers deeply uncomfortable since 2011.
 
   
Made in us
Fixture of Dakka






On a boat, Trying not to die.

I found some weemen for the Princess

Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. 
   
Made in us
Infiltrating Broodlord





Ex nihilo

Just had that link laying around, huh?

Tyranids attract more tang than an astronaut convention.
Success is a little more than I already have. Every day, Forever. Until you have nothing.
As Galactic ruler, I promise to be tough but fair. But tough.
"Dangerous terrain where you just die upon rolling a 1 is for sissies. Parts of the board you wont even move your models into because you're physically afraid of being stung by wasps? Welcome to a Tyranid invasion, cue danger music. "
Check out my NSFW Tyranids! Your eyes will burn for days.
Team NSFW: Making wargamers deeply uncomfortable since 2011.
 
   
Made in us
Ferocious Blood Claw




New Brighton, Minnesota

I concur, a pile of chicks on the base would be hilarious.



 
   
Made in us
Fixture of Dakka






On a boat, Trying not to die.

Doomthumbs wrote:Just had that link laying around, huh?

Sort of...

Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. 
   
Made in us
Infiltrating Broodlord





Ex nihilo

Will update another NSFW nid in about 2 hours.
Oh MAN do I have a good one for you guys.

Tyranids attract more tang than an astronaut convention.
Success is a little more than I already have. Every day, Forever. Until you have nothing.
As Galactic ruler, I promise to be tough but fair. But tough.
"Dangerous terrain where you just die upon rolling a 1 is for sissies. Parts of the board you wont even move your models into because you're physically afraid of being stung by wasps? Welcome to a Tyranid invasion, cue danger music. "
Check out my NSFW Tyranids! Your eyes will burn for days.
Team NSFW: Making wargamers deeply uncomfortable since 2011.
 
   
Made in us
Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot




Karthu'ul, the Heart of the Universe

A good one in two hours?

I guess you're on fire.

Nope, that's just Horatio Caine.

His untimely incineration ruined the joke. He was supposed to deliver the line, then take of his sunglasses... and, you know what? Forget it.

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There are some who walk until their legs fail them and they fall to the ground. I find that respectable.
Then there are those who drag themselves further. I find that admirable.  
   
Made in us
Ferocious Blood Claw




New Brighton, Minnesota

Nerivant wrote:A good one in two hours?

I guess you're on fire.

Nope, that's just Horatio Caine.

His untimely incineration ruined the joke. He was supposed to deliver the line, then take of his sunglasses... and, you know what? Forget it.

RIP



 
   
Made in us
Infiltrating Broodlord





Ex nihilo

Well, Lindsay's Hormogaunt/Biovore inspired this one. Well, actually, nine of them. Took a good chunk out of my gaunts needed to have a squad of 30 all converted.
Brilliant. Im short on GS so I had to make a mini hoodoo style back piece, but I feel I did the concept justice in the form of another Tyranid dong.

Matrim redeemed himself in my eyes with his suggestion of larger rocks. OF COURSE. I sat and shook my head for a good 5 minutes.
I added a little something special though.
A very personal touch.

I'm generally pretty open with letting others pick up my conversions in store and even walk across the store to show friends.
These ones I'm not so sure anyone but me will ever WANT to touch.
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Looks like these Gaunts... (Sunglasses)

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...Are moving though some pretty rough bush.

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YEEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


Tyranids attract more tang than an astronaut convention.
Success is a little more than I already have. Every day, Forever. Until you have nothing.
As Galactic ruler, I promise to be tough but fair. But tough.
"Dangerous terrain where you just die upon rolling a 1 is for sissies. Parts of the board you wont even move your models into because you're physically afraid of being stung by wasps? Welcome to a Tyranid invasion, cue danger music. "
Check out my NSFW Tyranids! Your eyes will burn for days.
Team NSFW: Making wargamers deeply uncomfortable since 2011.
 
   
Made in us
Ferocious Blood Claw




New Brighton, Minnesota




 
   
Made in us
Infiltrating Broodlord





Ex nihilo

I'l most likely trim it down once everything dries. Slightly unruly as is.
Possibly even use some yellow/orange clump foliage to offset.

Oh, Chowdalicious, I mixed white glue with water effects to stick the boulders down. Just for you.

Tyranids attract more tang than an astronaut convention.
Success is a little more than I already have. Every day, Forever. Until you have nothing.
As Galactic ruler, I promise to be tough but fair. But tough.
"Dangerous terrain where you just die upon rolling a 1 is for sissies. Parts of the board you wont even move your models into because you're physically afraid of being stung by wasps? Welcome to a Tyranid invasion, cue danger music. "
Check out my NSFW Tyranids! Your eyes will burn for days.
Team NSFW: Making wargamers deeply uncomfortable since 2011.
 
   
Made in gb
Pious Warrior Priest




UK

I hope that's armpit hair....

   
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Avatar of the Bloody-Handed God





Inactive

Since you have so many Rippers around , i want to see some made from this :'D


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Ex nihilo

scarletsquig wrote:I hope that's armpit hair....

"I shave my armpits, It makes me more aerodynamic when I fight."
Also, I don't really "do" hopes or dreams.

Luna- Do I really have to kill my own ripper, Old Yeller style?

Tyranids attract more tang than an astronaut convention.
Success is a little more than I already have. Every day, Forever. Until you have nothing.
As Galactic ruler, I promise to be tough but fair. But tough.
"Dangerous terrain where you just die upon rolling a 1 is for sissies. Parts of the board you wont even move your models into because you're physically afraid of being stung by wasps? Welcome to a Tyranid invasion, cue danger music. "
Check out my NSFW Tyranids! Your eyes will burn for days.
Team NSFW: Making wargamers deeply uncomfortable since 2011.
 
   
Made in us
Ferocious Blood Claw




New Brighton, Minnesota

Doomthumbs wrote:
scarletsquig wrote:I hope that's armpit hair....

"I shave my armpits, It makes me more aerodynamic when I fight."
Also, I don't really "do" hopes or dreams.

Luna- Do I really have to kill my own ripper, Old Yeller style?

No, it's an evil commie ripper, come to communize all of your nids, Because he's a BAD GUY!



 
   
Made in us
Infiltrating Broodlord





Ex nihilo

Im not sure it gets more socialist than a "Hive Mind", Dan.

Tyranids attract more tang than an astronaut convention.
Success is a little more than I already have. Every day, Forever. Until you have nothing.
As Galactic ruler, I promise to be tough but fair. But tough.
"Dangerous terrain where you just die upon rolling a 1 is for sissies. Parts of the board you wont even move your models into because you're physically afraid of being stung by wasps? Welcome to a Tyranid invasion, cue danger music. "
Check out my NSFW Tyranids! Your eyes will burn for days.
Team NSFW: Making wargamers deeply uncomfortable since 2011.
 
   
Made in us
Hellish Haemonculus






Boskydell, IL

I love models that are interactive...minis that move, light up, etc. Fire breathing models are the apex of that category. Can't wait to see more!

Welcome to the Freakshow!

(Leadership-shenanigans for Eldar of all types.) 
   
Made in us
Ferocious Blood Claw




New Brighton, Minnesota

Doomthumbs wrote:Im not sure it gets more socialist than a "Hive Mind", Dan.

WELL....... SHUT UP.
GAW.



 
   
Made in gb
Huge Hierodule






Nottingham (yay!)

RE arid bases. My Orknid backup swarm has got stuff like this on the bases:



Sort of an ate-everything-but-the-bones thing going on. Matches the archetype of sunbleached animal bones lying around int he desert, too.

Nice one with the Gauntvore, you using them as Biovores I take it?

   
Made in us
Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot




Karthu'ul, the Heart of the Universe

Here's an idea.

1. Install shower drain cover.

2. Ignore shaving for two weeks, shave in shower.

3. Remove flat, circular patty of dead skin, hair, and other general nastiness.

4. Fashion it into a hat for a model or some sort of objective marker.

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There are some who walk until their legs fail them and they fall to the ground. I find that respectable.
Then there are those who drag themselves further. I find that admirable.  
   
Made in us
Hellacious Havoc






Nerivant wrote:
4. Fashion it into a hat for a model or some sort of objective marker.


I am known everywhere that I frequently attend (College, home, work, FLGS) as The Mad Hatter due to my propensity to wear a wide variety of very unusual hats. This would not be one of them.

Therefore, it must now become the hat of a Gobblegooklegrampypants.

Ave Dominus Nox.
Night Lords, Host of the Tumultuous Storm.

 
   
Made in us
Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot




Karthu'ul, the Heart of the Universe

ZephyrRey wrote:
Nerivant wrote:
4. Fashion it into a hat for a model or some sort of objective marker.


I am known everywhere that I frequently attend (College, home, work, FLGS) as The Mad Hatter due to my propensity to wear a wide variety of very unusual hats. This would not be one of them.

Therefore, it must now become the hat of a Gobblegooklegrampypants.


The only Tyranid swarm known for it's matching headgear.

Roll on, you crazy 'Nids.

There are some who walk until their legs fail them and they fall to the ground. I find that respectable.
Then there are those who drag themselves further. I find that admirable.  
   
 
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