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**PredaKhaine**

Granted, but as I don't know what that is,you get a pair of boob squigs instead.

This is your new look

Spoiler:

I wish for a place I could buy a Konrad Curze/Night Haunter 'counts as' from.

**sing your life**

Granted, but in 6mm scale.

I wish to see more Warmachine/hordes models painted using NMM techniques.

**Rotary**

Granted, but also in 6mm scale.

I wish i was a master painter that could make a fortune painting models.

**snurl**

Granted, but you are only 6mm tall. You make big money.

I wish for the best opening weekend ever.

**sing your life**

Granted, you attended the opening of hell into the world, have fun.

I wish for some loli daemonettes.

**Selym**

Granted, but for some reason they have male genitalia instead of faces. Many philosophers have speculated that this could be how Slaanesh calls someone a "dick head"

I wish to be Slaanesh! >:O

**mudhutman222**

Granted. You become slaneesh, I become khorne. I wish for more skulls for my throne.

**Rotary**

Granted, you are now a finecast khorne model that is bought for a 8 year old. You get lots of ant skulls and other garbage when he looses you in a playground.

I wish i wasnt so tired.

**Largeblastmarker**

granted. you are slightly less tired due to accidentaly stepping on a used heroin needle. you now have aids.

I wish for more soda. With plenty of sugar.

**helgrenze**

Granted, You have found a stash of old recipe Jolt Cola.... however all of it is flat.

I wish I was a third string NFL quarterback.

**welshhoppo**

Granted, however you lost yout job and all your money when the role was made redundant.

I wish for a decent cheeseburger.

**KommissarKiln**

Granted. That burger is a pretty nice guy, very polite, and you'd feel bad about eating him.

I wish for a pile of delicious food.

**Grey Templar**

Granted, but you suddenly become deathly allergic to all food except Chicken McNuggets.

I wish I had more time to paint.

**welshhoppo**

Granted, you are now forced to work in a car factory, spray painting cars all day long.

I wish I was asleep, instead of lurking on Dakka Dakka.

**Guardsmen Bob**

Granted, coma.

I wish all my models were painted.

**Rotary**

Granted, painted in acid wash. You now have a beautiful guardsmen blob army.

I wish life was easier.

**snurl**

Granted. Life is easier since your body was destroyed in a horrible accident and your brain is kept alive in a nice bubbling jar of saline solution.

I wish to get the bugs out of our new show by tomorrow afternoon.

**Selym**

Granted, but the tyranids involved eat your legs.

I wish for a time machine.

**sing your life**

Granted but it's only one-way, have fun in the 14th century.

I wish Privateer press would convert more Cygnar models into plastic.

**Largeblastmarker**

granted, but then gw sues them out of existence for using plastic.

I wish that my computer would fix itself.

**KommissarKiln**

Granted, it also becomes self-aware and launches several nuclear weapons at various countries and starts world war 3.

I wish. Again.

**sing your life**

Largeblastmarker wrote:
granted, but then gw sues them out of existence for using plastic.

You fail........ PP has had plastic models for years and GW hasn't sued them.

**PredaKhaine**

sing your life wrote:
Largeblastmarker wrote:
granted, but then gw sues them out of existence for using plastic.

You fail........ PP has had plastic models for years and GW hasn't sued them.

No wish - alerted to the fact that they haven't sued pp, Gw now sues pp out of existence for using plastic. You now have a load of pp employees living in your house as they've all been sacked and need a place to stay.
You never manage to have the bathroom to yourself again.

I wish to be perfect when I need to be

**KommissarKiln**

Granted, for the sake of the world-- nay, the universe-- you must always be perfect. You are everywhere to resolve conflicts wherever they happen, including catching bullets during muggings and robberies. Despite your impressive lead collection, you are not happy because you realize you'll always have work to do, with no hope of ever enjoying the little things in life... ever again.

I wish. That is a complete sentence with subject and predicate, so fething corrupt it, already!

**riverhawks32**

You spontaneously combust and no wish is actually granted.

I wish I had the motivation to paint those unpainted models staring at me...

**snurl**

Granted. They stare at you from everywhere, even your sleep. You finally grab a can of spray paint and paint them all blue.

I wish ii was not so sleepy.

**sing your life**

PredaKhaine wrote:
sing your life wrote:
Largeblastmarker wrote:
granted, but then gw sues them out of existence for using plastic.

You fail........ PP has had plastic models for years and GW hasn't sued them.

No wish - alerted to the fact that they haven't sued pp, Gw now sues pp out of existence for using plastic. You now have a load of pp employees living in your house as they've all been sacked and need a place to stay.
You never manage to have the bathroom to yourself again.

I wish to be perfect when I need to be

I wasn't corrupting a wish.

**Selym**

snurl wrote:
Granted. They stare at you from everywhere, even your sleep. You finally grab a can of spray paint and paint them all blue.

I wish ii was not so sleepy.

Granted. You now can never sleep, and are constantly haunted by waking nightmares.

I wish for some more Darjeeling Tea (Ooh! Fancy!)

**snurl**

Granted. It is cold and weak.

I wish for a random GW product.

**welshhoppo**

Granted, you have a Assault Centurion.

I wish for a pet duck.