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**sing your life**

Granted, but the uncooked bacon gives you cholera [I hear ASDA has a sale on toilet roll]

I wish I could play Bass guitar.

**Selym**

Granted. It's a little fishy though..

I wish to eat some Pi

**KommissarKiln**

Granted, you attempt to eat an irrational number, but you burst after consuming 147,589 digits of pi.

KommissarKiln wrote:

I wish I had been able to spend more time with my loyal pet Carnifex before my untimely sit-upon.

Please re-corrupt, as this Carnifex explicitly doesn't eat me (resulting in me being sat on).

**sing your life**

No wish. When take your mouthwash next morning and then find it's actually molten lead.

I wish for a pony.

**KommissarKiln**

Granted, but it's actually a 8 foot high tarantula because I did have a wish, you just didn't read.

Please see my previous post for wish that needs corrupting.

**Selym**

granted, you get a little more time with the cranifex. Sadly, the cranifex also develops some really bad gas in this time, and it's farts slowly corrode your face.

I wish to be the emprah of mankind!

**welshhoppo**

Granted, you are out playing with you favourite son when he accidently smashes a baseball bat into your head. You hit him back before passing out into a coma, killing him.

Your other son finds you and his dead brother and takes you inside to sit in your favourite armchair rather than taking you to a hospital.

Eventually, people begin to worship you as a god as your body slowly begins to decay into dust.

I wish for a better laptop.

**sing your life**

Granted, better at being gak.

I wish I was Miku.

**wolfmerc**

Granted, but you are only a picture of miku, so you are trapped in a 2 dimensional space for all eternity...

I wish i wasn't so broke.

**snurl**

Granted. You hit the lottery and get millions. Then you are mugged, then dozens of frivilous lawsuits come your way until its all gone.

I wish for a fresh hot tasty pizza.

**mudhutman222**

Granted. With extra cyanide.
I wish I could paint my armies quicker.

**marrowick**

Granted. You base coat them which takes 5 a few seconds and that's all you do.

**snurl**

NO WISH. You finish painting all your figures, then take them apart and strip off all of their paint. Then you attempt to use them in a game in this condition.

**sing your life**

No wish, you have a chainsaw stuffed up your, ahem, posterior.

I wish I was Miku.

**PredaKhaine**

Granted, but I don't know who that is so you get to be Mika.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mika_(singer)

No wish. Seriously, do your worst.

**sing your life**

Alright, you are tied to chair and forced to watch someone feed your models into a wood chipper.

**welshhoppo**

No Wish...... So your are forced to become Matt Ward's chair.

I wish for a decent 40k MMORPG.

**sing your life**

Granted, but you're the only person playing it.

I wish for a really sharp sword.

**KommissarKiln**

Granted, you lose your limbs and your spinal cord is severed just from looking in its general direction.

I wish to spectate a 'nid-riding Ork rodeo. What could possibly go wrong?

**snurl**

Granted. One of the rodeo clowns keeps looking at you funny and follows you home, where you catch it peering through the window at you, and sometimes it seems to be right above you while you sleep.

I wish for some good stories.

**Largeblastmarker**

Fine, but they are several thousand pages long, and the entire climax is hidden in tiny, tiny print, somewhere in the book.

I wish that the gas station would sell these apple gummy rings in more than one flavor. Like maybe grape. or something.

**Rotary**

Granted they actually do....... but apparently you live in a location with out access to such world class delicacys. You spend the rest of your life in search for something that is sold at every other gas station except the one you are in.

I wish life was easier.

**snurl**

Granted. Life is easier now that you have transformed into a fruit fly.

I wish for a well sculpted, inexpensive, in stock, miniature of myself.

**Rotary**

Granted, and what a fantastic miniature it is! The smallest ever! just .0000001 micron in size.

I wish that everyone could have their dream job.

**lakemacleod**

Granted, but everyone's psyche was manipulated so that their dream job would be crushing collectible war gaming miniatures.

I wish to have a loyal, healthy, legal pet direwolf, which was large enough to ride.

**snurl**

Granted. When you approach with the saddle it pounces on you, attaches the saddle to you and rides you all over the neighborhood.

I wish I knew which figure to paint next.

**sing your life**

Granted, you decide decide to paint a model with a f

kload of detail and spend 6 hours just basecoating.

I wish creepers were friendly.

**snurl**

Granted. They are friendly and they congregate around you until they grow hungry and decide they love you best with some barbeque sauce and a side of fries.

Six hours basecoating is nothing. What I wish to know is which one to paint next. There are a few hundred to choose from.

**Selym**

Granted. Sadly, however, the entire world supply of paint has just burst into flames...

I wish I had £100

**PredaKhaine**

Granted, you have £100. However, when you look for it in your pocket, its been stolen without you noticing.

I wish I knew what to spend £100 on.