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2013/10/16 10:29:55
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Human Auxiliary to the Empire
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Wish granted...But matt ward runs GW now and makes everything £1000000
I wish that matt ward should be fired from GW.
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2013/10/16 14:13:28
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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EDIT: Ninja'd
Granted. But GW hires an even worse person.
I wish I knew my thief.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2013/10/16 14:14:15
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2013/10/17 00:03:18
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. He is none other than the evil myleS, your other personality. He squandered your money on gin and tobacco.
I wish for some gin and tobacco.
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2013/10/17 01:40:52
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Jovial Plaguebearer of Nurgle
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Granted. I put out my old cigar in a bottle of cheap gin and give it to you to drink. Yum
I wish there were better tv shows on tonight.
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2013/10/17 03:48:13
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. But they are all on at the same time on channels you dont have access to.
I wish for some new, good, WWII movies.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2013/10/17 12:13:43
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Executing Exarch
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Granted, but they are written for five year olds to enjoy.
Did you know Superman won WWII? Or that the uk was defended by dinosaurs?
I wish for some strawberry jelly
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2013/10/17 15:52:03
 Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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2013/10/17 15:37:12
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Scuttling Genestealer
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Granted. Cyanide strawberries. I wish I was better at mtg.
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2013/10/17 20:18:57
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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Granted, but then you lose all your cards.
I wish I was David Bowie.
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DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
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2013/10/17 22:20:53
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You have AIDS.
I wish for Pumpkins.
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2013/10/18 00:34:05
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lesser Daemon of Chaos
ERROR 223781: This user is currently at large and has no fixed position
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Granted. You are but one pumpkin among 1,000 others in the pumpkin patch.
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Long live the Chaos Space Marines!!!                  |
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2013/10/18 02:33:35
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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No wish. The god of the pumpkins looks down upon you with disdain. You only have access to pumpkin-based food and drink, but it turns to ash in your mouth. Also, people are shooting at you with pumpkin catapults and air cannons. Quite accurately.
I wish to usurp the pumpkin god from his/her/its/etc. throne and let the commonfolk eat pumpkins as the new pumpkin enthused ruler. Usurp is a euphemism.
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2013/10/18 05:41:37
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Stealthy Grot Snipa
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Yes, but your entire population is allergic to pumpkins and die off within the year.
I wish that I could have three more wishes.
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2013/10/18 06:41:45
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You can have three wishes, however they will be corrupted the same as if they were single wishes.
I wish I had not run out of cold beer.
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2013/10/18 07:44:12
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Executing Exarch
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Granted, you didn't run out of cold beer. Instead your fridge broke and you lost your bottle opener.
I wish for a short corruption.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2013/10/18 07:44:29
Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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2013/10/18 11:08:23
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Drakhun
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Granted.
I wish for a cure for depression.
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Warmachine MKIII record 39W/0D/6L
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2013/10/18 12:31:14
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lesser Daemon of Chaos
ERROR 223781: This user is currently at large and has no fixed position
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Granted. The cure for depression is not getting depressed. Have fun.
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Long live the Chaos Space Marines!!! |
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2013/10/18 14:19:54
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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No wish.
You get to keep welshhoppo entertained constantly to keep him from getting depressed.
I wish it was Sunday already....
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Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)
"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
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2013/10/18 14:21:09
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Drakhun
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Granted, there is no more Friday and Saturday, anything that takes place on those days is gone and can never be replaced.
I wish for free hugs for all!
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DS:90-S+G+++M++B-IPw40k03+D+A++/fWD-R++T(T)DM+
Warmachine MKIII record 39W/0D/6L
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2013/10/18 20:15:52
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Scuttling Genestealer
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Granted. The hugs are from genestealers who shred everyone. I wish I wasn't tired.
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2013/10/18 22:56:37
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Drakhun
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Granted, you never feel tired and you never need to sleep again. However you never feel truly awake either.
I wish for a nice cider that is reasonably priced.
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DS:90-S+G+++M++B-IPw40k03+D+A++/fWD-R++T(T)DM+
Warmachine MKIII record 39W/0D/6L
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2013/10/18 23:01:39
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Fixture of Dakka
Temple Prime
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Granted, but the cider was spiked with anti-freeze, which makes it taste a little sweeter, but makes you die a horrible death within a few days.
I wish for people to stop being stupid.
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 Midnightdeathblade wrote:Think of a daemon incursion like a fart you don't quite trust... you could either toot a little puff of air, bellow a great effluvium, or utterly sh*t your pants and cry as it floods down your leg.
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2013/10/19 11:32:41
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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Granted, now they're much smarter than you.
I wish for a pony.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2013/10/19 11:33:08
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2013/10/19 15:50:51
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lesser Daemon of Chaos
ERROR 223781: This user is currently at large and has no fixed position
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Granted. You get My Little Pony.
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2013/10/19 16:36:32
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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No wish. You are eaten by rabid Bronies.
I wish for a nice nap.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2013/10/19 16:37:05
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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No wish. You are eaten by rabid Bronies.
I wish for a nice nap.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2013/10/19 21:05:13
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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granted, but for only 3 seconds.
I wish I had super-sensitive hearing.
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2013/10/19 21:43:37
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Regular Dakkanaut
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You are made deaf due to the sound of your breathing.
I wish I was Walter White.
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Little orphans in the snow
With nowhere to call a home
Start their singing, singing
Waiting through the summertime
To thaw your hearts in wintertime
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2013/10/20 00:00:00
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Drakhun
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I wish for my law degree to have purpose.
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Warmachine MKIII record 39W/0D/6L
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2013/10/20 00:07:20
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Perfect Shot Ultramarine Predator Pilot
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granted. you now run a law firm that specializes in frivolous suits, and are sat on and killed by a very angry fat woman, who wants to sue nigeria, because some kind of prince or something stole her money through an email scam.
I wish that battle damage would paint itself.
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2013/10/20 05:38:32
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. It paints large band-aids that say "ouch" on them.
I wish for a necron army with zebra stripes.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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