40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**lliu**

You get a sad shake of the head.

I insert my financial portfolio.

**ChargerIIC**

Spoiler:

You get a picture of Dave Ramesy glaring at you

I insert a leaked copy of the Ork Codex...

**gruebot**

You get a bowl of mushroom soup.

I insert more Dakka...

**snurl**

You get an ad for too many new models.

I insert mud.

**BigWaaagh**

You get a spa treatment.

I insert all the plastic garbage floating around in the Pacific Ocean.

**snurl**

You get enough material to build trump's wall.

I insert Heroquest.

**lliu**

You get a defunct board games company.

I insert a Shakespearean Sonnet.

**BigWaaagh**

You get a pound of flesh.

I insert the contents of Joey Chestnut's stomach.

**gruebot**

You get a can of SPAM.

I insert 2 over easy eggs...

**snurl**

You get toast and bacon.

I insert Easter Eggs.

**ChargerIIC**

You get a May Smelly Suprise

I insert a wireless charger

**gruebot**

You get charged a "Universal Service Fund Fee" from T-Mobile.

I insert a mobile hotspot...

**snurl**

You get a mobile hotplate.

I insert fresh batteries.

**BigWaaagh**

You get the Energizer Easter Bunny.

I insert a ton of Peeps.

**EmberlordofFire8**

You get a ton of Pops

I insert some salt.

**BigWaaagh**

You get a ticket to Margaritaville.

I insert the London Philharmonic Orchestra.

**snurl**

You get the Boston Pops.

I insert frozen pizza.

**ChargerIIC**

You get a defrosted pizza

I insert a whiteout tape dispenser

**gruebot**

You get a white roll of Kinesio tape.

I insert electrical tape...

**BigWaaagh**

You get a lightning bug.

I insert Pan's Labyrinth.

**snurl**

You get Cordelli's Mandolin.

I insert LV-426.

**gruebot**

You get a Facehugger!!!

I insert Colonial Marines...

**ChargerIIC**

You get the federated marine corps

I insert a skeleton key

**BigWaaagh**

You get a glass of milk.

I insert 20 Ghost Peppers.

**snurl**

You get Popeye's chicken.

I insert the headpiece to the staff of Ra.

**ChargerIIC**

You get Ra's buttpiece

I insert a map to Treasure Island

**gruebot**

You get lost in Caesars Palace.

I insert a 100 ounce novelty frozen margarita...

**BigWaaagh**

You get a chain letter written by a drunk.

I insert Phoebe Cates.

**War Kitten**

You get some bait.

I insert an Ork

**notprop**

You get an Orc.

I insert a phial SoB players tears.