40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**lliu**

You get a games workshop announcement.

I insert a barn.

**BigWaaagh**

You get hay fever.

I insert a Koala Bear.

**snurl**

You get a Kodiak camera.

I insert a polaroid.

**gruebot**

You get a selfie stick.

I insert a Technics 1200...

**ChargerIIC**

You get a love letter from GW that's signed, 'Plastic Sisters 2019'

I insert an Eldar Waystone

**snurl**

You get a beastman herdstone.

I insert gromril.

**BigWaaagh**

You get an SOS pad.

I insert Dr. Evil.

**gruebot**

You get sharks with fricken' laser beams attached to their fricken' heads.

I insert Number Two...

**EmberlordofFire8**

You get nothing!

I INSERT MY COMPUTER'S CAPS LOCK.

**ChargerIIC**

You get a pink slip

I insert a Post-It note dispenser

**gruebot**

You get a rolodex.

I insert a staple gun...

**BigWaaagh**

You get a package of Blu-Tack.

I insert a size 9 1/2 sombrero.

**notprop**

You get sunburn on you head.

I put in a Pint of Pale Ale.

**snurl**

You get a peck of pickled peppers.

I insert daffodils.

**notprop**

You get an overfamiliar hug from a Welshmen.

I put in a pair of comfortable slippers.

**gruebot**

You get a pair of wooden clogs.

I insert Dr. Scholl's insoles...

**BigWaaagh**

You get Dr. Strangelove's wheelchair.

I insert a Neanderthal man.

**notprop**

You get a Pre-Menstrual woman.

I put in a paisley patterned lampshade.

**snurl**

You get a lava lamp.

I insert a sleepy cat.

**ChargerIIC**

There is a panicked howl and then you receive a tin of Corned 'beef'

I insert a container of Black 2.0

**gruebot**

You get an Acme brand cartoon hole.

I insert a Wile E. Coyote...

**BigWaaagh**

You get an anvil dropped on you.

I insert KISS in full make-up.

**snurl**

You get GWAR.

I insert cherry pie filling.

**ChargerIIC**

You get a hot pocket

I insert a box of Sierra Online branded pens

**gruebot**

You get a coupon for 10% off Sierra Online branded pens.

I insert a Starbucks gift card with $1.32 left on it.

**BigWaaagh**

You get a bill for $7.42.

I insert Kal Jerico.

**notprop**

You get scabs.

I insert a copy of White Dwarf #1.

**lliu**

You get a mangled scream coming from Neckbeards everywhere.

I insert my semi-dried pot of Abaddon Black paint.

**snurl**

You get my petrified pot of Mitheral Silver.

I insert waffles.

**ChargerIIC**

You get a pancake

I insert a tuning fork