40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**notprop**

You get a tuna and fork.

I insert a Sticky Toffee Pudding.

**gruebot**

You get an empty pudding container.

I insert a deviation dice...

**lliu**

You get an outdated ruleset.

I insert the Custodes codex that's been covered by lubricant.

**ChargerIIC**

You get Matt Ward's used condom

I insert the Magna Carta

**gruebot**

You get a Chick tract

I insert a ++REDACTED++

**BigWaaagh**

You get second guessed.

I insert Otis Day and the Knights.

**gruebot**

You get an Animal House DVD.

I insert a toga...

**snurl**

You get drunk.

I insert breakfast burritos.

**gruebot**

You get hot sauce.

I insert a BOGO coupon for Arby's beef-n-cheddars...

**notprop**

You get diarrhoea.

I put in a roll of luxury toilet paper.

**ChargerIIC**

You get a roll of luxury toilet paper soaked in oil and a thank you not from the vending machine

I insert a Xbox Controller

**snurl**

You get a Game Boy.

I insert useless rounds of alterations.

**BigWaaagh**

You get alternating rounds of uselessness.

I insert Living Dead Girl.

**snurl**

You get a house with a thousand corpses.

I insert Ed Gwynn.

**ChargerIIC**

You get Peak Performance

I insert a 12-pack of Monster energy drinks

**gruebot**

You get the shakes.

I insert a neck brace...

**BigWaaagh**

You get a call from an ambulance chasing lawyer.

I insert an ice cold Pina Colada.

**EmberlordofFire8**

You get caught in the rain.

I insert the new FAQ.

**snurl**

You get the new Questions.

I insert a bottle opener.

**ChargerIIC**

you get a novelty pez dispenser

I insert a Boogie Board

**gruebot**

You get a Tech deck.

I insert a tiny little screwdriver...

**BigWaaagh**

You get a tiny little Bloody Mary.

I insert a set of Rock'em Sock'em Robots.

**gruebot**

You get a Hungry Hungry Hippo!

Insert R.I.S.K. Legacy...

**ChargerIIC**

You get a used monopoly set in which all squares are label as 'Bobs' in black sharpie.

I insert a small bird

**lliu**

You get a loud squeak and a few feathers come out of the machine.

I insert my alto saxophone.

**ChargerIIC**

You get a loud squeak and a few pieces of brass come out of the machine

I insert a Shofar

**snurl**

You get the blues.

I insert a parking permit.

**BigWaaagh**

You get a Hall Pass.

I insert two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onion on a sesame seed bun.

**lliu**

You get diabetes.

I insert a toothbrush coated with paint stripper.

**snurl**

You get clean teeth the first time.

I insert the neighbor children.