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**marrowick**

Granted. But your eyes can't register the word.

**snurl**

No wish. You are chased by a mob with torches and pitchforks, bent on your destruction.

I wish for some good Halloween candy.

**Selym**

Granted. The brand name is "good", the taste is "I'm gonna be sick".

I wish for a cyclical argument spanning over a dozen pages.

**PredaKhaine**

Granted - go find the 'does psychic shriek have to roll to hit' thread. While you're looking at it, I sneak round and move everything in your house 4 inches to the left.
I then move it another inch every day. By the time your realise whats going on, you find you're actually living next door.

I wish people put effort in for halloween - I don't want a couple of teenagers with one mask between them trying to extort me for chocolate again...as a refusal often offends. I also wish people would actually line something up for when they say 'trick or treat' and the response is trick.

**snurl**

Granted. Your doorbell rings on Halloween night, you try to look out the window to see who it is but the window is covered in a glaze of soap. You step outside into a dozen glue traps while you view the reams of toilet paper cascading from trees and lines all over the neighborhood. You reach for the light but the bulb is gone, and your car is now mysteriously straddling the roof of your garage. Millions of leaves have been stuffed inside it and the headlights are on. Next spring, ghostly messages written in your lawn with weed killer warn you to be more generous next October.

I wish for less trick or treaters to be too scared to come to my door on Halloween night.

**sing your life**

granted but now everyone in the town is coming to your door to take your sweets.

I wish I wan't short sighted.

**snurl**

Granted. You have perfect vision, but there is no light anywhere. You blunder about in the darkness, trying to find anything familiar. Your wails attract the devil, who takes pity on you. He grabs a turnip, hollows it out and flicks an ember into it, so you have a small lantern to find your way.

I wish for a giant inflateable pumpkin for my front yard halloween decorations.

**Selym**

Granted. It costs you over £9,000 however.

I wish for free money!

**sierra 1247**

Granted, but because its free no one cares about your currency and it is now worthless.

I wish for turtles

**Rotary**

Granted. You are given turtle doves.

I wish for chicken noodle soup!

**Grey Templar**

Granted, scalding hot chicken noodle soup is poured into your lap.

I wish for cold chicken.

**Largeblastmarker**

Granted. you inherit a farm from a close relative, filled with many sick dying (and very cold) chickens, who desperately need you to shell out boatloads of cash on a new heater system. Then you realize the farm was build on a dump, and the property is next to worthless. The government fines you dry for health code violations, along with other lawsuits, when you attempt to sell your garbage chicken, and you die poor, cold and alone.

I wish for a Pizza party and a light snack. In that order.

**Krieg!!!**

Granted: but you are allergic to dairy and so you cannot eat the pizza and are limited to what you can eat for a snack.

I wish for the person commenting below to have their entire post in L33T SP34K

**snurl**

Granted. However Dakka has translated it so it can be read by anyone.

I wish the clocks didn't have to turn back this weekend.

**PredaKhaine**

Granted, the clocks didn't turn back, instead they are all put forward twenty five hours and the date is changed to accomodate this.

01001001 00100000 01110111 01101001 01110011 01101000 00100000 01100110 01101111 01110010 00100000 01110111 01101000 01101111 01100101 01110110 01100101 01110010 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110010 01100101 01100001 01100100 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01101111 01101110 01101100 01111001 00100000 01100010 01100101 00100000 01100001 01100010 01101100 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110010 01100101 01100001 01100100 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001

**Rotary**

Granted, however you begin to only be able to read write and speak binary yourself. You live a long long lonely life in which no one can understand you.

I wish it was warmer out this morning.

**sierra 1247**

Granted, your home town is now a smouldering crater and you are now ash.

I wish for world peace

**welshhoppo**

Granted, everyone is dead so there is no more war.

I wish for a Heldrake.

**p_gray99**

Granted. A heldrake turns up and kills you before sending your soul to Khorne. Enjoy

I wish for more free time.

**Rotary**

Granted you are placed in solitary confinement for life.

I wish my car were faster.

**snurl**

Granted. Your car is now a nitro burning rear engine rail dragster capable of a quarter mile in less than five seconds. However, the speed limit in your town is still 25 mph. So you get lots of speeding tickets and huge fines. Eventually your license is revoked and you must walk everywhere.

I wish people would brake for small animals.

**Largeblastmarker**

Granted. they do. technicaly as all small animals grow huge and carnivorous going on mad rampages killing thousands.

I wish for this dude:
http://www.games-workshop.com/gws/catalog/productDetail.jsp?catId=cat440207a&prodId=prod1130404

to convert to a loyalist techmarine.

**snurl**

Granted. He isn't thrilled about being converted and blasts you.

I wish for some more of that Pumpkin beer. Good stuff!

**PredaKhaine**

Granted, you get some pumpkin beer. I made it. I have no idea how to make pumpkin beer, so I just blend pumpkin with vodka, 20/20 (fortified wine that will strip paint) and buckfast (another fortified wine @ 15% ABV)

You drink this, hit me for making you drink this and then go blind, ruining halloween. When you come round, I've used car paint to paint your face to look like your avatar (including getting the angle right so it looks like your permanently looking left)

I wish for an inventive corruption. And also for cheesecake.

**Rotary**

Granted, but instead you are given just a block of old cheese and a blank sheet of paper with a crayon so you can be inventive for the rest of us.

I wish buying bases from gw was cheaper.

**snurl**

Granted. You now get 1 free base for every 1000 you buy.
I wish for another fun adventure.

**p_gray99**

You have another fun adventure after taking a little LSD, and find yourself having a fun adventure through the afterlife having thought you could fly from the top of a tall building.

I wish I didn't have to do homework.

**Grey Templar**

Granted, instead of doing homework, you go to Vegas. You wake up the next morning in the County Jail holding cell married to a Transvestite stripper, have a dozen felony charges, and twice as many STDs.

Moral of the story, do your homework kids

I wish for a cardboard box.

**Selym**

Granted. You live there

I wish to become a word.

**marrowick**

Granted. You become a word nobody knows any more and end up never being spoken.