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*shoots BC at with stunning blast*

Trust him. Or not, it doesn't really matter either way.

Gah. [Tries to stay standing] [Fails and pratfalls] Trust him. I was quite happy being left alone to work out my own moral quandary to begin with! I wasn't hurting anyone!
Then he came at me with his wiggly spike thing, set servo skulls after me and started a duel. Some people just have to poke the bear...

*Unceremoniously interfaces with dataspike and patches the bug that causes mental degradation*

*Disconnects and backs up*

There we go.

Proceed!

Well, this isn't how I thought the fight would end; his own doing leaving himself in a gory mess that he was trying to turn me into. I just got this body back from being a bottle. I'm not going back again, but to be honest, this fight was the best I've had in awhile. Not many can handle krootoxes and kroot hawks. A shame you had to go and splatter your body everywhere.

*Sigh* Nothing left to it, I guess. *Begins searching for his intact brain*

 2BlackJack1 wrote:
And have BC cut him down? I'm not sure what is the right thing to do here. Besides, I've already gathered up the remains of one skirmish, I'm not sure if I'm up for another. It also seems I'm the only one who was willing to eat Kroot hawk, which is a shame. I doubt any of you would help clean the table on the next one, and I'm worried as to what genes I would even get from Selym, and I'm not eager to find out.

*you receive a letter*

"Dear Selym,

The tests have come back positive.

Whoops.

From:
The Imperial Med-Bay"

Someone called for reinforcements, so I came. I'm a bit late since several enemy battleships blocked the way, so I destroyed those.

*sticks to your boots*

Now then, where's the enemy?

Oh for the love of...

*Pours gooey black substance into Selym's puddle*

*Massive cloud of smoke boils up and the puddle forms the shape of a human*

*Scraps of armor begin covering the outside of the shape, and the organs reform and burrow inside of the puddle*

*Last piece of armor falls into place*

Do you know how difficult that was? That was the last sample of the Bloodtide that I had left. Well, enjoy your new life. Lets hope you could still think so you can make use of that body.

By the way, you're fused inside the suit.

*is a helbrute*

I'm not sure if I should thank you or hate you...

... [Stands up] [Puts cutlass away]
[Frowns] [Points at Verviedi] You sir, have no honour.

Still going to have to fething eliminate most of you heretics and xenos. I think. I'm... not certain. Either way, I shan't do it before my nap.
[Shambles over to armchair and goes to sleep] [Leg twitches like a sleeping dog]

Eliminate? Eliminate! *jumps towards BC with knife*

[Opens one eye] Settle down, I didn't mean you, you daft bastard.
As far as I've seen you are neither heretic nor xeno... Though that continual respawning is hard to fathom.
[Rolls over slightly and returns to kip]

*Self-defense macrostubber turns TNB into red mist before hitting BC*

 Buttery Commissar wrote:
[Opens one eye] Settle down, I didn't mean you, you daft bastard.
As far as I've seen you are neither heretic nor xeno... Though that continual respawning is hard to fathom.
[Rolls over slightly and returns to kip]

It's Commander Chankov's "Send in the next wave", but on a smaller scale.

I'm off to get turned back into a human. It shall be an epic tale of wonder, horror, death, roman-

*gets shot at by a passing vendetta*

Sod it, I'm off.

I do not die. I have never died!

*earthshaker shells finally begin to rain from the sky*

*dodges Earthshaker rounds and blows up the artillery*

I daresay this is a fitting event for Selym. It reminds me of the Cleansing Walks my kin have to take if they did deeds of Chaos but were not beyond healing from their treachery.

 Verviedi wrote:
*Self-defense macrostubber turns TNB into red mist before hitting BC*

[Looks in confusion at armchair] ...?
[Carefully steps away from it]

Oh, relax. It's just a modified aimbot program I ripped from some old game or another installed into my implanted macrostubber's targetting system. I just need to select a target and then it isn't there anymore.

I'm still here. That artillery isn't.

You won't be for long.

*backstabs Noobbomb*

So wait, TNB, what happened to your respawning ability and obsession with promotion? Why can't you die now? Are you intangible?

OOC: It's from Battlefield Friends. He's another character now.

 sing your life wrote:
You won't be for long.

*backstabs Noobbomb*

*counters and tears sing your life's throat out*

Ok, my last meal turned into a hellbrute and ran off. Please hurry up this new fight, it's time for breakfast.

Imbécile! No one can counter the French butterfly! You must be a hacker.

*reports Noobbomb to Valve*

No. I'm the Colonel!

Well I'm French, the most sucessfull country in the world military wise, so your argument is invalid.