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Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

Try me, but do eat your dinner first.

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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

I'm eager to see that happen, Bob.

*pokerface*
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

Also, you do realize you're going to still be here when the earthshakers arrive. And I must admit, this isn't my best piece of hawk I've cooked, needs a bit more seasoning, but I couldn't find any.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Growls and starts blasting servo skulls] ..You got something right at least, these aren't half as frightening as they used to be.
[Apologises to each skull individually as they're blasted] ...I'm so fething conflicted right now.



[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

 2BlackJack1 wrote:
Also, you do realize you're going to still be here when the earthshakers arrive. And I must admit, this isn't my best piece of hawk I've cooked, needs a bit more seasoning, but I couldn't find any.


We're in a trench for a reason. You're in no-man's land.

*begins setting up a heavy bolter emplacement*
   
Made in us
Rogue Inquisitor with Xenos Bodyguards





Eastern edge

"OOOH! Can I play shoot things up too?" fires breath along the ground between the two factions,, Looks kinda like



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"Your mumblings are awakening the sleeping Dragon, be wary when meddling the affairs of Dragons, for thou art tasty and go good with either ketchup or chocolate. "
Dragons fear nothing, if it acts up, we breath magic fire that turns them into marshmallow peeps. We leaguers only cry rivets!



 
   
Made in us
Rogue Inquisitor with Xenos Bodyguards





Eastern edge

(Any questions?)

"Your mumblings are awakening the sleeping Dragon, be wary when meddling the affairs of Dragons, for thou art tasty and go good with either ketchup or chocolate. "
Dragons fear nothing, if it acts up, we breath magic fire that turns them into marshmallow peeps. We leaguers only cry rivets!



 
   
Made in ca
Heroic Senior Officer





Krieg! What a hole...

 2BlackJack1 wrote:
Also, you do realize you're going to still be here when the earthshakers arrive. And I must admit, this isn't my best piece of hawk I've cooked, needs a bit more seasoning, but I couldn't find any.


''This trooper is a small price to pay to destroy the Xenos''

Member of 40k Montreal There is only war in Montreal
Primarchs are a mistake
DKoK Blog:http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/419263.page Have a look, I guarantee you will not see greyer armies, EVER! Now with at least 4 shades of grey

Savageconvoy wrote:
Snookie gives birth to Heavy Gun drone squad. Someone says they are overpowered. World ends.

 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

*Begins digging a hole into the ground and covering it in camouflage.*

Kroot are experts at hiding, and I see you left some hawk untouched. You killed it, enjoy the meat. It's the least you can do.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in ca
Heroic Senior Officer





Krieg! What a hole...

''Hiding won't save you from a shell the size of you''

Member of 40k Montreal There is only war in Montreal
Primarchs are a mistake
DKoK Blog:http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/419263.page Have a look, I guarantee you will not see greyer armies, EVER! Now with at least 4 shades of grey

Savageconvoy wrote:
Snookie gives birth to Heavy Gun drone squad. Someone says they are overpowered. World ends.

 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

It will if I dig deep enough!

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

B-B-B-Bunker Buster Shells.
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

*Calls in infiltration Krootoxes to attack the earthshaker gunners.*

There! And don't ask how krootoxes can be stealthy, it's a secret.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

You leave me no option. I will have to forceably reset you.

++ACTIVATING CONQUEROR ALPHA PROTOCOLS++

*Draws power sword*



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

 2BlackJack1 wrote:
*Calls in infiltration Krootoxes to attack the earthshaker gunners.*

There! And don't ask how krootoxes can be stealthy, it's a secret.

The secret is they're painted purple.

*a vendetta comes in to land next to the trench*

Hop in, Bob!

You, too, BC!

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Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

*Snipes pilot before they can leave, pilot fails armor save*

Ha! Thanks, Co'tor, that rifle is good! Not that I doubted you. And we would not paint our krootoxes purple, that's weird. And that purple bit is for orky stealth, which in anyone but a xenophobe's eyes, are much different than Kroot.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

*pilot remembers he has AV 12*

*picks up Bob and BC*

*Takes off*
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

...Little preoccupied, Selym.
[Swats away remaining servo skulls] G'wanpissoff shoo!

[Sees Verviedi] [Draws officer's cutlass and stands en garde]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

*realizes BC jumped out of the vendetta, to fight skulls*

Okay then.
   
Made in ca
Heroic Senior Officer





Krieg! What a hole...

''This trooper is severly confused, and misses his trench''

''This trooper also confirms that the crew defended the guns, they're slagging the position as we speak''

Member of 40k Montreal There is only war in Montreal
Primarchs are a mistake
DKoK Blog:http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/419263.page Have a look, I guarantee you will not see greyer armies, EVER! Now with at least 4 shades of grey

Savageconvoy wrote:
Snookie gives birth to Heavy Gun drone squad. Someone says they are overpowered. World ends.

 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

En garde!

*Activates HUD and charges with blinding speed*

I respect your swordsmanship, but have you ever fought an opponent with 4 arms?

*Power sword meets cutlass with a flash of energy*



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

Fine, more reinforcements, then.

*Orders a shipment of Greater Knarlocs*
They may not be stealthy but it takes more than what those Hans have to bring one down.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

*Attempts a grav-chute insertion on 2BJ1*

*scatters onto a minefield*

*mines detonate*

*fails armour save spectacularly, rolling a -7 on a D6*

*for several seconds a light rain of blood and chunks of flesh fall from the sky*
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

 Verviedi wrote:
I respect your swordsmanship, but have you ever fought an opponent with 4 arms?
I'm glad one of us does...
[Parries and ripostes like crazy] ..I'm not going back to sunshine and rainbows.

OOC: Should have been clearer, my apologies. An Officer's Cutlass in Rogue Trader is a power sword. It just has a fancy tassel and stuns on crits like a shock baton would.
Also my phone keeps correcting "parries" to "parties" which is delightful.

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[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

*chunks slowly reform, Iron Giant style*

How many times do I have to say it? I can heal from this gak. Not many Shapers have the insight to have a tribe eat sponges, but it sure as heck has been saving me.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

*remains a widespread carpet of red*

OOC: I blew up, not you...

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Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

OOC: My mistake. I misread.

IC: Looks like I'm not the only one who needs some sponge DNA then. And no offense, but I figure it'd be beat someone else finds a way to save you. You'd probably shoot me as soon as this mess is fixed.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in us
Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard




Catskills in NYS

Beyond some sort of miracle, I don't think there is anything we can do. It's certainly beyond my abilities. Although if his brain remained relatively unharmed, we could transplant him into a servo-skull.

Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:
Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:
Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:
Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

And have BC cut him down? I'm not sure what is the right thing to do here. Besides, I've already gathered up the remains of one skirmish, I'm not sure if I'm up for another. It also seems I'm the only one who was willing to eat Kroot hawk, which is a shame. I doubt any of you would help clean the table on the next one, and I'm worried as to what genes I would even get from Selym, and I'm not eager to find out.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Dataspike lashes out towards BC's neck*

*Narrowly dodges a strike that would have severed an arm*

Don't worry. I only have one sword. And a Chordclaw. And a dataspike.

Sunshine and rainbows? Bah! I'm just going to prevent your own willpower from lobotomizing you!



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
 
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