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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/06/02 13:01:56
Subject: Tyranid Pwnography (NSFW) ˙pɐǝɥ ɹnoʎ uɹnʇ noʎ ǝʞɐɯ ʇɐɥʇ slǝpoW
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Infiltrating Broodlord
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The only thing I've liked out of chapterhouse are the Ymgarl heads, and even then its more of a "meh" kind of feel.
I much prefer to make my own in almost all cases where that option is available.
Theres also the fact that that spore sculpt looks just awful. And not in the way I'm looking for.
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Tyranids attract more tang than an astronaut convention.
Success is a little more than I already have. Every day, Forever. Until you have nothing.
As Galactic ruler, I promise to be tough but fair. But tough.
"Dangerous terrain where you just die upon rolling a 1 is for sissies. Parts of the board you wont even move your models into because you're physically afraid of being stung by wasps? Welcome to a Tyranid invasion, cue danger music. "
Check out my NSFW Tyranids! Your eyes will burn for days.
Team NSFW: Making wargamers deeply uncomfortable since 2011.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/06/02 13:03:28
Subject: Tyranid Pwnography (NSFW) ˙pɐǝɥ ɹnoʎ uɹnʇ noʎ ǝʞɐɯ ʇɐɥʇ slǝpoW
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Thats fudging awesome awesome.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/06/02 15:39:33
Subject: Re:Tyranid Pwnography (NSFW) ˙pɐǝɥ ɹnoʎ uɹnʇ noʎ ǝʞɐɯ ʇɐɥʇ slǝpoW
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So I just realized page 18 came and went with just a bunch of talking.
Disgusting. I hope it never happens again that I don't at least post a pic of a wip. You guys deserve so much more.
Decided I'm going to make a terrain feature for my Yumgirl Peenstealers to pop out of. Its going to utilize a lot of really unhappy guardsmen.
The dominatrix I made will likely have a nice spot within the terrain, as well as a bunch of guard in cages.
Like this guy, who I reshaped the hands on so that he is gripping the bars of a hanging cage.
The cage is made from two champagne cork wires, with just the four posts remaining. Its unglued right now so as to make the eventual painting of the guardsman easier. But you can get an idea.
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Tyranids attract more tang than an astronaut convention.
Success is a little more than I already have. Every day, Forever. Until you have nothing.
As Galactic ruler, I promise to be tough but fair. But tough.
"Dangerous terrain where you just die upon rolling a 1 is for sissies. Parts of the board you wont even move your models into because you're physically afraid of being stung by wasps? Welcome to a Tyranid invasion, cue danger music. "
Check out my NSFW Tyranids! Your eyes will burn for days.
Team NSFW: Making wargamers deeply uncomfortable since 2011.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/06/02 17:00:56
Subject: Tyranid Pwnography (NSFW) ˙pɐǝɥ ɹnoʎ uɹnʇ noʎ ǝʞɐɯ ʇɐɥʇ slǝpoW
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Doomthumbs wrote:The only thing I've liked out of chapterhouse are the Ymgarl heads, and even then its more of a "meh" kind of feel.
I much prefer to make my own in almost all cases where that option is available.
Theres also the fact that that spore sculpt looks just awful. And not in the way I'm looking for.
I certainly wasn't suggesting you buy one, what little I have learned about Mr Doomthumbs from reading this thread, is to see something truly different simply plant the seed of an idea and see what grows
That sculpt is very 'busy' but who knows, it might start the wheels turning even if its in the opposite direction.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/06/02 17:18:45
Subject: Tyranid Pwnography (NSFW) ˙pɐǝɥ ɹnoʎ uɹnʇ noʎ ǝʞɐɯ ʇɐɥʇ slǝpoW
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Crafty Bray Shaman
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Dominatrix with barbed strangler (cat o nine tails) or venom whip?
Come to think of it.. I really need to get back to my gang. I miss them a bit.
..anyways, all the bondage/fetish help you need shoot me a pm Doomthumbs.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/06/02 17:34:03
Subject: Tyranid Pwnography (NSFW) ˙pɐǝɥ ɹnoʎ uɹnʇ noʎ ǝʞɐɯ ʇɐɥʇ slǝpoW
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Asylum_Inmate wrote: it might start the wheels turning even if its in the opposite direction.
Encouraging! It does have what look like sagging genital exit holes for troops within, and thats a step towards win, but maybe just for the terrain I'll be doing later.
Thanks for the input! Definitely like the feel of that spore perhaps as the walls of terrain around a lake of ooze/ the pussywhippers Chowder linked.
But as a spore, I've always thought that that model would totally negate the special landing rules, as its just too big of a footprint.
A Black Ram wrote:..anyways, all the bondage/fetish help you need shoot me a pm Doomthumbs.
That is absolutely goddamn terrifying, lol. Maybe post your necromunda gang for examples. Other than that, I'll be fine. And standing over here.
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Tyranids attract more tang than an astronaut convention.
Success is a little more than I already have. Every day, Forever. Until you have nothing.
As Galactic ruler, I promise to be tough but fair. But tough.
"Dangerous terrain where you just die upon rolling a 1 is for sissies. Parts of the board you wont even move your models into because you're physically afraid of being stung by wasps? Welcome to a Tyranid invasion, cue danger music. "
Check out my NSFW Tyranids! Your eyes will burn for days.
Team NSFW: Making wargamers deeply uncomfortable since 2011.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/06/02 17:36:59
Subject: Tyranid Pwnography (NSFW) ˙pɐǝɥ ɹnoʎ uɹnʇ noʎ ǝʞɐɯ ʇɐɥʇ slǝpoW
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Crafty Bray Shaman
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So I cause terror?
I'll really have to dig the gang out, its been a while (3 years).
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/06/02 17:50:05
Subject: Tyranid Pwnography (NSFW) ˙pɐǝɥ ɹnoʎ uɹnʇ noʎ ǝʞɐɯ ʇɐɥʇ slǝpoW
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Elite Tyranid Warrior
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Props to OP. Rep'd
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/06/02 17:55:23
Subject: Tyranid Pwnography (NSFW) ˙pɐǝɥ ɹnoʎ uɹnʇ noʎ ǝʞɐɯ ʇɐɥʇ slǝpoW
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Infiltrating Broodlord
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Oh holy hell, its Aux.
Gotta say, you're one of the main factors that got me into playing nids again, dragging my old models out of the garage attic and supplementing them with the new. Watched the youtube stuff, etc, and took my first listbuilding strats from the Godhammer lists.
Waynes world style I'm not worthy.
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Tyranids attract more tang than an astronaut convention.
Success is a little more than I already have. Every day, Forever. Until you have nothing.
As Galactic ruler, I promise to be tough but fair. But tough.
"Dangerous terrain where you just die upon rolling a 1 is for sissies. Parts of the board you wont even move your models into because you're physically afraid of being stung by wasps? Welcome to a Tyranid invasion, cue danger music. "
Check out my NSFW Tyranids! Your eyes will burn for days.
Team NSFW: Making wargamers deeply uncomfortable since 2011.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/06/02 19:18:51
Subject: Tyranid Pwnography (NSFW) ˙pɐǝɥ ɹnoʎ uɹnʇ noʎ ǝʞɐɯ ʇɐɥʇ slǝpoW
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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Doomykins.
GIMP. NOW.
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Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/06/02 19:24:26
Subject: Tyranid Pwnography (NSFW) ˙pɐǝɥ ɹnoʎ uɹnʇ noʎ ǝʞɐɯ ʇɐɥʇ slǝpoW
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Infiltrating Broodlord
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But its haaaaaaard.....
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Tyranids attract more tang than an astronaut convention.
Success is a little more than I already have. Every day, Forever. Until you have nothing.
As Galactic ruler, I promise to be tough but fair. But tough.
"Dangerous terrain where you just die upon rolling a 1 is for sissies. Parts of the board you wont even move your models into because you're physically afraid of being stung by wasps? Welcome to a Tyranid invasion, cue danger music. "
Check out my NSFW Tyranids! Your eyes will burn for days.
Team NSFW: Making wargamers deeply uncomfortable since 2011.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/06/02 19:34:47
Subject: Tyranid Pwnography (NSFW) ˙pɐǝɥ ɹnoʎ uɹnʇ noʎ ǝʞɐɯ ʇɐɥʇ slǝpoW
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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Do it!
Or so help me god, I will show the photos from the Christmas party. Automatically Appended Next Post: Also, I think just Shiny Black Krylon and little GS balls in the GIMP's mouths should be easy.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/06/02 20:08:12
Subject: Tyranid Pwnography (NSFW) ˙pɐǝɥ ɹnoʎ uɹnʇ noʎ ǝʞɐɯ ʇɐɥʇ slǝpoW
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Crafty Bray Shaman
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The full over the head mask is hard to make, especially considering the odd shape of a genestealer's head. Perhaps just throw on a police hat and sunglasses, and give him assless chaps.
..sometimes I really need a leash to stop me from posting some things. Oh wait, I have one. It's next to the collar.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/06/02 20:46:30
Subject: Re:Tyranid Pwnography (NSFW) ˙pɐǝɥ ɹnoʎ uɹnʇ noʎ ǝʞɐɯ ʇɐɥʇ slǝpoW
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Infiltrating Broodlord
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Ok, OK! I'll do it!
I've even put rivets on the strap, as well as a veiny, triumphant mofacka right on top.
In adding the two mounds of GS that were to be the finishing touch, I accidentally pushed too hard (on purpose?)
Now, it kinda looks like a googly eye face. I'm keeping it like that.
The arms will be melted behind the Genestealer's back, and I'm going to try and find some crushed velvet at the hobby store to make fuzzy cuffs.
I hope this pleases you, my twisted brethren.
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Tyranids attract more tang than an astronaut convention.
Success is a little more than I already have. Every day, Forever. Until you have nothing.
As Galactic ruler, I promise to be tough but fair. But tough.
"Dangerous terrain where you just die upon rolling a 1 is for sissies. Parts of the board you wont even move your models into because you're physically afraid of being stung by wasps? Welcome to a Tyranid invasion, cue danger music. "
Check out my NSFW Tyranids! Your eyes will burn for days.
Team NSFW: Making wargamers deeply uncomfortable since 2011.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/06/02 21:02:42
Subject: Tyranid Pwnography (NSFW) ˙pɐǝɥ ɹnoʎ uɹnʇ noʎ ǝʞɐɯ ʇɐɥʇ slǝpoW
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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Words cannot express how happy I am for Team [NSFW].
The Ball Gag is amazing. The happy clown hat? Superb!
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Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/06/02 21:10:11
Subject: Tyranid Pwnography (NSFW) ˙pɐǝɥ ɹnoʎ uɹnʇ noʎ ǝʞɐɯ ʇɐɥʇ slǝpoW
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Hellacious Havoc
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So much awesome right now. So much win.
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Ave Dominus Nox.
Night Lords, Host of the Tumultuous Storm.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/06/02 21:51:50
Subject: Tyranid Pwnography (NSFW) ˙pɐǝɥ ɹnoʎ uɹnʇ noʎ ǝʞɐɯ ʇɐɥʇ slǝpoW
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Death-Dealing Ultramarine Devastator
Bay Point CA
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Oh wow, funny and disturbing. My kinda comedy.
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1850 Points NovaMarines
200 Point Kill Team
200 Point Possessed Kill Team |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/06/02 21:57:43
Subject: Re:Tyranid Pwnography (NSFW) ˙pɐǝɥ ɹnoʎ uɹnʇ noʎ ǝʞɐɯ ʇɐɥʇ slǝpoW
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Infiltrating Broodlord
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So... yeah. 26000 views. Mind is blown beyond words.
Note: this one is in no way associated with me making it at all, painting or sculpting. Its by the same guy who made the thing I'm using as a tervigon.
Also note: No, you cannot have one, or buy mine.
Too many words will spoil this, so here are pictures. Its on a 40mm base, and is backlit with a red led for the eyes and a blue one reflecting off the back wall.
Norn Queen? Norn Queen. About as fluffy as my army will get, this is the Allmother, the one who births the higher caste Tyranids.
Not sure what I'll use this as in game.
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Tyranids attract more tang than an astronaut convention.
Success is a little more than I already have. Every day, Forever. Until you have nothing.
As Galactic ruler, I promise to be tough but fair. But tough.
"Dangerous terrain where you just die upon rolling a 1 is for sissies. Parts of the board you wont even move your models into because you're physically afraid of being stung by wasps? Welcome to a Tyranid invasion, cue danger music. "
Check out my NSFW Tyranids! Your eyes will burn for days.
Team NSFW: Making wargamers deeply uncomfortable since 2011.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/06/02 22:04:28
Subject: Tyranid Pwnography (NSFW) ˙pɐǝɥ ɹnoʎ uɹnʇ noʎ ǝʞɐɯ ʇɐɥʇ slǝpoW
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Karthu'ul, the Heart of the Universe
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I... don't have anything witty for that.
It's fantastic.
And incredibly disturbing for anyone who plays against you.
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There are some who walk until their legs fail them and they fall to the ground. I find that respectable.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/06/02 22:23:42
Subject: Tyranid Pwnography (NSFW) ˙pɐǝɥ ɹnoʎ uɹnʇ noʎ ǝʞɐɯ ʇɐɥʇ slǝpoW
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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That's so you!
Make it have more boobies, though. And a penis.
Multiple penises.
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Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/06/02 22:26:34
Subject: Tyranid Pwnography (NSFW) ˙pɐǝɥ ɹnoʎ uɹnʇ noʎ ǝʞɐɯ ʇɐɥʇ slǝpoW
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Hellacious Havoc
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What a beautiful sculpt O_O
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Ave Dominus Nox.
Night Lords, Host of the Tumultuous Storm.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/06/03 00:12:13
Subject: Tyranid Pwnography (NSFW) ˙pɐǝɥ ɹnoʎ uɹnʇ noʎ ǝʞɐɯ ʇɐɥʇ slǝpoW
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Infiltrating Broodlord
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Penis hydra?
For every one censored, two grow back.
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Tyranids attract more tang than an astronaut convention.
Success is a little more than I already have. Every day, Forever. Until you have nothing.
As Galactic ruler, I promise to be tough but fair. But tough.
"Dangerous terrain where you just die upon rolling a 1 is for sissies. Parts of the board you wont even move your models into because you're physically afraid of being stung by wasps? Welcome to a Tyranid invasion, cue danger music. "
Check out my NSFW Tyranids! Your eyes will burn for days.
Team NSFW: Making wargamers deeply uncomfortable since 2011.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/06/03 00:21:57
Subject: Tyranid Pwnography (NSFW) ˙pɐǝɥ ɹnoʎ uɹnʇ noʎ ǝʞɐɯ ʇɐɥʇ slǝpoW
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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Oh dear. That would not be fun. Not at all.
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Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/06/03 00:28:21
Subject: Tyranid Pwnography (NSFW) ˙pɐǝɥ ɹnoʎ uɹnʇ noʎ ǝʞɐɯ ʇɐɥʇ slǝpoW
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Crafty Bray Shaman
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You should make each tendril coming from hear head a ....
Oh, what a silly clown hat that alien is wearing. (paint the two circles blue)
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See what I did there?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/06/03 00:31:24
Subject: Tyranid Pwnography (NSFW) ˙pɐǝɥ ɹnoʎ uɹnʇ noʎ ǝʞɐɯ ʇɐɥʇ slǝpoW
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Infiltrating Broodlord
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That rarely happens though.
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Tyranids attract more tang than an astronaut convention.
Success is a little more than I already have. Every day, Forever. Until you have nothing.
As Galactic ruler, I promise to be tough but fair. But tough.
"Dangerous terrain where you just die upon rolling a 1 is for sissies. Parts of the board you wont even move your models into because you're physically afraid of being stung by wasps? Welcome to a Tyranid invasion, cue danger music. "
Check out my NSFW Tyranids! Your eyes will burn for days.
Team NSFW: Making wargamers deeply uncomfortable since 2011.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/06/03 00:33:41
Subject: Tyranid Pwnography (NSFW) ˙pɐǝɥ ɹnoʎ uɹnʇ noʎ ǝʞɐɯ ʇɐɥʇ slǝpoW
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Crafty Bray Shaman
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..then make some without the two circles and have a genestealer dropping them?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/06/03 01:05:58
Subject: Tyranid Pwnography (NSFW) ˙pɐǝɥ ɹnoʎ uɹnʇ noʎ ǝʞɐɯ ʇɐɥʇ slǝpoW
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Bush? No, Eldar Ranger
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Doomthumbs wrote:Penis hydra?
For every one censored, two grow back.
er... there's an interesting idea for a conversion. Except using the anti-air variety of Hydra, of course. "Johnson pattern Hydra"
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/06/03 02:12:21
Subject: Re:Tyranid Pwnography (NSFW) ˙pɐǝɥ ɹnoʎ uɹnʇ noʎ ǝʞɐɯ ʇɐɥʇ slǝpoW
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Hellish Haemonculus
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That...that is beyond words...
How did he make that? Who is this guy? Did he sell his soul for his talents?
Seriously Doom, that is a stellar piece. I know you didn't make it, but since you obviously have the mad connections, pass my kudos along to the artist.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/06/03 03:10:30
Subject: Tyranid Pwnography (NSFW) ˙pɐǝɥ ɹnoʎ uɹnʇ noʎ ǝʞɐɯ ʇɐɥʇ slǝpoW
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Potent Possessed Daemonvessel
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While preggo Kerrigan is incredibly awesome and I would gladly keep her on my mantle, I'm not sure if she would fit in on a 40k table. Part of me can't help but think that mammalian form of gestation and birth wouldn't be a particularly efficient form of reproduction for a Tyranid Queen.
I would expect something more like this:
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/06/03 03:26:46
Subject: Tyranid Pwnography (NSFW) ˙pɐǝɥ ɹnoʎ uɹnʇ noʎ ǝʞɐɯ ʇɐɥʇ slǝpoW
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Hellacious Havoc
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... So many boobs... I don't even?
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Ave Dominus Nox.
Night Lords, Host of the Tumultuous Storm.
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