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**Decio**

Granted. All those figures are stored in your calculator, to be accessed later.

(uh, does it bother you that your neighbors don't rake their own yards or what)

I wish I had new IG models.

**snurl**

(YES. ALL OF THEIR FETHING LEAVES BLOW INTO MY YARD. AND I DON'T HAVE ANY FETHING TREES)

Granted. You get dozens of brand new IG models. Before you get to touch them they are buried under a ton of leaves from your neighbors yard.

I wish for a flamethrower.

**PredaKhaine**

Granted - you are now the proud owner of the worlds first backwards firing flamethrower. And then a bunch of leaves blow into your yard again, you firer the flamethrower at them, burn yourself, then turn round and fire again, at which point it jams and you are slapped with the slappy fish.
Which looks like this

I wish to know how to link images properly so its not all guesswork...

**master of ordinance**

You know how too. But then the system changes, and requires you to be slapped with a wet fish every picture you upload.

I wish to build a space rocket.

(P.S., predakhaine, highlight the link to the image and the click the image tag.)

**helgrenze**

Granted... It successfully launches you into space, but you forgot to load an oxygen supply and die before it burns up on reentry.

I wish for some Tap 357.

**snurl**

Granted. You gat a Tap 357 transfusion and die happy.

I wish Dwarven Forge was not so expensive.

**Rotary**

Granted. Its a penny cheaper.

I wish wifes didnt get stressed out so quickly.

**KommissarKiln**

Granted-- [ERROR: SYNTAX; MULTIPLE VIOLATIONS OF NATURAL PHYSICALS REQUESTED, REQUESTER'S TERMINATION NOW PENDING]
The wives you know of never feel anything; they're actually just feminine robot assassins from the early 1700s.

I wish I had more wittiness about me.

**Grey Templar**

Granted, there is plenty of whit about you, none of it is from you.

I wish I had a replicator.

**snurl**

Granted. You get stuck in it and soon there are Grey Templars everywhere. They all claim to be the original too.

I wish for some more storage space.

**sing your life**

Granted, but you don't have anything to store in it.

I wish my arms didn't hurt.

**yankeedave**

Granted, but you lose all feeling and control over them until the end of the day and every 14th person you walk passed, your hand will try to touch them inappropirately.

I wish Tau didn't have the bad rep they currently enjoy.

**Rotary**

Granted, gw finally realize how broken their current codex is and outlaws the current codex forcing tau players to play on the old codex.

I wish i had a doctorate degree.

**mudhutman222**

Granted. You are now dr Rotary of toilet cleaning.
I wish for a better book to read.

**snurl**

Granted. You get a copy of Foccault's Pendulum by Umberto Eco. You can not put it down until it is finished. You do not sleep or work. When you are finished you keep raving about conspiracies and looking over your shoulder.

I wish for a game of Mordheim soon.

**master of ordinance**

You get one, but hte transdimentional barrier rips open and sucks you into the real Mordhiem, where you are assaulted by crazed fanatics, tortured flogged and slapped with a wet fish.

I wish for a number

**PredaKhaine**

1943728291.4.

Thats the amount of slappyfish slaps you get.

I wish for the weekend to last for 5 days and to actually work for 2. We have it the wrong way round.

**snurl**

Granted. But you are scheduled to work this weekend.

I wish to escape from Mordheim.

**Da krimson barun**

Granted.You end up in mektown.And get eaten.
I wish GW gave a cr*p about the hobbit.

**snurl**

Granted. They do. But thay cant figure out why nobody will pay twice what the game is worth so they get frustrated and suspend any new releases.

I wish that corruption was untrue.

**PredaKhaine**

Granted, it is untrue.

They want people to pay four times what the games worth.

I wish I could transform.

**snurl**

Granted. If you wait long enough, you will transform into a skeleton.

I wish I had bought the Battle of Five armies game when it was new.

**master of ordinance**

You do. Unfoutunately your local FLGS obese GUO sat on it, during a particularly heinious period of flatulence.

I wish for a

**SkavenLord**

Granted. But you forgot to mention what you wished for. You get a fish.

I wish for a pet squig.

**snurl**

Granted. It slaps you with a fish.

I wish it slaps you a second time.

**sing your life**

Granted ut it slaps him with you [which hurts BTW]

I wish to be a working class hero.

**master of ordinance**

You are. Your the light mech, and youve been given a 100 rated engine.

I wish for this damn cold to go away.

**helgrenze**

Granted.... the cold is evicted and replaced by a rather nasty flu.

I wish I could complete my miniature project.

**master of ordinance**

Granted. But as you finish your last model you hear the distant call of a pony...... And feel aroused by it. Congrats, you are now a brony. May your end be swift.

I wish for a finger

**snurl**

Granted. Everyone you meet gives you the finger.

I wish for a sale on fireworks.