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**Rotary**

Granted, all sales are now conducted on huge stock piles of fire works by candle light.

I wish children didnt get sick.

**master of ordinance**

They dont. They just drop down dead instead.

I wish for my mum to stop moaning about EVERYTHING I DO!

**Selym**

Granted. She has 0r9a5m5 instead.

I wish that I had not used that dirty word.

**Malcador**

Granted! Instead you use the word screams...

I wish that i could make a painted army.

**snurl**

Granted. You make a painted army. A painted army of paper clips and pushpins. You think they count-as Necrons, but you're not sure.

I wish I knew where to put my next army.

**KommissarKiln**

Granted. You did, at one point, but now you can't seem to remember where that great spot is anymore. (Turns out you buried them in the nearest public park).

I wish for a quality spraygun for base coating or priming my models.

**mudhutman222**

Granted. It sprays acid.
I wish to not feel ill.

**master of ordinance**

Granted. You wake up, perfectly fine. However everyone believed you too be dead, as such you are now buried 6 feet deep in a coffin.

I wish for a gallon of brain bleach to scrub my mind, after I read Selym's post.

**PredaKhaine**

Granted - the brain bleach removes all of your knowledge apart from Selyms post.
You still remember that.

I wish for everyone who wants one to have a free bacon sandwich.

**snurl**

Granted. Everyone inclined takes a free bacon sandwich. You get a staggering bill in the mail from the caterer.

I wish other people would learn to pick up the tab now and then.

**PredaKhaine**

Granted - you just picked up the tab for the bacon sandwiches.
Thanks

I wish to know whether or not to sign up for the avp kickstarter.

**snurl**

Granted. You know that it will be expensive and there will be a wait. It all depends on the free stuff that you ccouldn't get otherwise. If there are none, or if they are lame, then you know not to bite. Then you get slapped by a fish.

I wish for time to go shopping.

**helgrenze**

Granted.. You will have plenty of time for shopping on Nov 28, 2013... But due to the public outcry, all the stores will be closed by Presidential Executive Order.

I wish it was slightly warmer here.

**sing your life**

Granted, it's 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 celcius warmer.

I wish it was christmas already.

**mudhutman222**

Granted, it is Christmas. The only present you get is a slap with a fish.
I wish for a fish-firing gun

**master of ordinance**

You are gifted with this weapon. But unfourtunately it misfires and you are slapped with a never ending supply of fish.

I wish for a cup of tea

**helgrenze**

Granted, you get a cup filled to the brim with fresh tea leaves.

I wish I was sleeping.

**ChaoticMind**

Granted, your sleeping 'cuz yer dead. waitaminute you probably would have preferred that to be like the dead, oh well too late now.

I wish to be slapped with the first slappy fish, DO YER WERST YE LILLY LIVERED LAN'LUBBERS!!!!

**snurl**

Granted. The very first slappy fish is now a fossil. You are pummeled into the ground with a huge rock containing the first slappy fish.

I wish Kickstarters would knock off until after the holidays. Timing is important in marketing.

**helgrenze**

Granted.. they start back up just as your holiday shopping bills start coming due...

I wish I had a few hundred dollars to simply spend on what ever I wanted.

**ChaoticMind**

Granted, but the dollar crashes and $100 is equal to about .001 GBP.

I wish for a boot to the head. (And another for Jenny and the Wimp!)

**snurl**

Granted. Your last will and temprament also includes a fish slap. Or two.

I wish holidays were not such a big fuss.

**master of ordinance**

Granted. There now unheard of, as they no longer exist.

I wish for good long sleep

**mudhutman222**

Granted. You wake during a slappy fish apocalypse.
I wish to be king.

**Da krimson barun**

Granted.You are overthrown and executed by unhappy citizens who you slapped with a fish.
I wish that GW made mirkwood spiders in plastic and made them really well(not out of oatmeal or something)

**snurl**

Granted. GW adds real spiders to every box of plastics. They are difficult to paint because they won't hold still.

I wish that GW would update every army book before launching a new edition.

**KommissarKiln**

Granted-- but sadly, they are probably too stingy to send the latest edition of 40k to space, so, alas, they legally are not obligated to update any more armies again unless they feel like it. Armies now fall under two camps: overpowered cheese platters of S10 AP1 kill-em-all SPESS MEHREEN IN METAL BAWKSES, and the factions that have become incredibly underpowered and codex updates do nothing but butcher another portion of the fluff.

I wish for a movie with this scene remade into a guardsman on a Deathstrike missile:

**snurl**

Granted. But Ewe Boll directs it. You know the rest.

I wish for A major victory.

**KommissarKiln**

Had to reattach the URL; perhaps you could recorrupt in response to a fully functional link?

**snurl**

Granted. But Ewe Boll directs it. You know the rest.

I wish for A major victory.