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2013/09/15 21:59:27
Subject: Lets start a huge argument with the imperium of man vs. chaos
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Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant
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“We're not in Wonderland anymore Alice.”
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2013/09/15 22:04:10
Subject: Lets start a huge argument with the imperium of man vs. chaos
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Powerful Phoenix Lord
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Ok. I got this.
Tyranids win. Or maybe Orks. Bit of a toss up there.
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Greebo had spent an irritating two minutes in that box. Technically, a cat locked in a box may be alive or it may be dead. You never know until you look. In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of the cat, although in this case there were three determinate states the cat could be in: these being Alive, Dead, and Bloody Furious.
Orks always ride in single file to hide their strength and numbers.
Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, Gozer the Traveler, and Lord of the Sebouillia |
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2013/09/15 22:04:18
Subject: Re:Lets start a huge argument with the imperium of man vs. chaos
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Frightening Flamer of Tzeentch
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Oh, you'll have to give us more than that. Say "Loyalist A is no match for Chaos B" and something should happen 
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2013/09/15 22:04:48
Subject: Lets start a huge argument with the imperium of man vs. chaos
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Brainy Zoanthrope
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What kind of empire of quadrillions worships a fething golden carcass?! On top of that, they sacrifice thousands every day just to keep the Golden Throne (so tempted to make a toilet joke) working!
I was going to mention how bad of an idea this is but I love insulting THA EMPRAH.
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2013/09/15 22:04:50
Subject: Lets start a huge argument with the imperium of man vs. chaos
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Fixture of Dakka
Temple Prime
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Xenos win./trollface.jpg.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2013/09/15 22:05:15
 Midnightdeathblade wrote:Think of a daemon incursion like a fart you don't quite trust... you could either toot a little puff of air, bellow a great effluvium, or utterly sh*t your pants and cry as it floods down your leg.
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2013/09/15 22:06:10
Subject: Lets start a huge argument with the imperium of man vs. chaos
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Perfect Shot Ultramarine Predator Pilot
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Ok ok i got this. Spehhs mehreeennns switch their bolt pistols for chainsword and beat the gak out of everything, and ride of into the sunset in their metal bawkses.
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2013/09/15 22:07:06
Subject: Lets start a huge argument with the imperium of man vs. chaos
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Bloodthirsty Chaos Knight
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Usually, these arguments start with a long-winded opening post containing an excess of fanboyism for one of the sides.
I'm disappointed.
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Space Wolves: 3770
Orks: 3000
Chaos Daemons: 1750
Warriors of Chaos: 2000
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2013/09/15 22:08:07
Subject: Lets start a huge argument with the imperium of man vs. chaos
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Brainy Zoanthrope
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(I know this is technically bashing Eldar/DEldar but still) Who worships a fething seks gawd?! COME ON GUYS. It's hard for me to insult Chaos because I personally love everything they do.
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2013/09/15 22:12:02
Subject: Lets start a huge argument with the imperium of man vs. chaos
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Fixture of Dakka
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 darthnatus wrote:(I know this is technically bashing Eldar/DEldar but still) Who worships a fething seks gawd?! COME ON GUYS. It's hard for me to insult Chaos because I personally love everything they do.
FYI, no variety of Eldar worships Slaanesh save for the few Crone world Eldar around.
Although some may interpret Isha and her husband as having a sexual side, it would definitely be far more idealized and rose colored than Slaanesh's all lust no love sort of sensual pleasure.
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Midnightdeathblade wrote:Think of a daemon incursion like a fart you don't quite trust... you could either toot a little puff of air, bellow a great effluvium, or utterly sh*t your pants and cry as it floods down your leg.
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2013/09/15 22:42:53
Subject: Lets start a huge argument with the imperium of man vs. chaos
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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It was all just a misunderstanding. The two sides are working together with a councilor to help them communicate better.
Huge arguments won't help the healing process begin.
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2013/09/15 22:43:43
Subject: Re:Lets start a huge argument with the imperium of man vs. chaos
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Worshipping thecorpse of a totalitarian dictator which makes earth's worst dictators look like saints is stupid. Worshipping gods which make your existence a living nightmare (on a good day) and expect you to be grateful for it is equaly stupid. Mankind is doomed, kill yourself. Or join a Slaaneshi cult. No matter what happens, you will at least enjoy it 
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2013/09/15 22:45:29
Subject: Re:Lets start a huge argument with the imperium of man vs. chaos
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Fixture of Dakka
Temple Prime
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KingDeath wrote:Worshipping thecorpse of a totalitarian dictator which makes earth's worst dictators look like saints is stupid. Worshipping gods which make your existence a living nightmare (on a good day) and expect you to be grateful for it is equaly stupid. Mankind is doomed, kill yourself. Or join a Slaaneshi cult. No matter what happens, you will at least enjoy it
In the words of Khorne "Only two kinds of people worship Slaanesh, artists and pussies. And I don't see anyone with a paintbrush here."
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2013/09/15 22:50:06
Midnightdeathblade wrote:Think of a daemon incursion like a fart you don't quite trust... you could either toot a little puff of air, bellow a great effluvium, or utterly sh*t your pants and cry as it floods down your leg.
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2013/09/15 23:20:56
Subject: Lets start a huge argument with the imperium of man vs. chaos
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Major
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Ok I'll bite
Militarily the forces of chaos are rather irrelevant. Limited to isolated rebellions that are invariably crushed once the imperium gets around to it or bottled up in warp storms Chaos cannot do a whole lot to affect the imperium as a whole. Abbadon assembled one of the biggest forces since the Heresy, got all of the disparate forces to chaos to work together for one big push, mustered every space asset he had and... got as far as Cadia before he got bogged down in attrition warfare and his forces began to separate for easier pickings.
The conventional forces of Chaos, no matter how much GW talks them up lack the space assets, the manpower or the industrial capacity to take on the imperium and are only saved from annihilation because invading the Eye of Terror is stupid and the imperium has bigger threats to worry about. Even bigger is the nature of chaos itself. They don't work together, it all tends to fall to, well, chaos. Look at the siege of the emperor's palace, while the Sons of Horus tried to get gak done the Emperor's Children busied themselves with slaughtering the populace of terra and doing drugs and whatever else they felt like. The World Eaters I presume would probably throw themselves at imperial guns over and over again shouting the same boring one liners again because thats what Khorne has turned into and Nurgle and Tzeentch were too busy dicking over their own followers to participate in the siege. Thats the nature of chaos, they'll never work together and when they do their tactics are often impressive and very scary for the guys on the front lines but in the end self defeating and rather silly TBH.
Now the subversive threat posed by chaos, the promises of power (even if the power is actually enslavement freedom is slavery and all that) that is a serious threat to the imperium.The temptation that no one is free from, not a bunch of power armored idiots charging a gun line shouting like morons.
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2013/09/16 03:38:59
Subject: Lets start a huge argument with the imperium of man vs. chaos
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Heroic Senior Officer
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I'm not sure you understand how this forum works OP...
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'I've played Guard for years, and the best piece of advice is to always utilize the Guard's best special rule: "we roll more dice than you" ' - stormleader
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2013/09/16 04:53:10
Subject: Lets start a huge argument with the imperium of man vs. chaos
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Death-Dealing Dark Angels Devastator
Point Marion, Pennsylvania
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OP seems to perfectly understand how this forum works. They make a troll account, and spam the forum with ridiculous questions.
People on here love to spout off their opinions, so they respond to the trolling. Every. Time. Without. Fail.
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2013/09/16 05:02:13
Subject: Lets start a huge argument with the imperium of man vs. chaos
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Perfect Shot Ultramarine Predator Pilot
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Yep. just look at his threads started.
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2013/09/16 05:16:24
Subject: Lets start a huge argument with the imperium of man vs. chaos
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Major
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 Iron Dragon wrote:
People on here love to spout off their opinions, so they respond to the trolling. Every. Time. Without. Fail.
Is there something wrong with spouting my opinion? If this is a trolling attempt its pretty fail as it hasn't really got me upset or anything, just said my bit and moved on
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2013/09/16 05:39:38
Subject: Lets start a huge argument with the imperium of man vs. chaos
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Wait, so the OP is trolling, so you're trolling the person that's accusing you of trolling?
I am so confused right now. Are people being negative for its own sake, or is there some purpose here?
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2013/09/16 06:55:01
Subject: Lets start a huge argument with the imperium of man vs. chaos
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Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar
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Everyone loses in the end. Everything will die and the universe will become a cold lonely place as the last star fades away.
Life has no winners, simply people that can delay the inevitable the longest.
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Thought for the day: Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
30k Ultramarines: 2000 pts
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AOS Stormcast: Just starting.
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2013/09/16 14:35:01
Subject: Lets start a huge argument with the imperium of man vs. chaos
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Is this troll account still not suspended?
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2013/09/16 18:28:24
Subject: Lets start a huge argument with the imperium of man vs. chaos
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Shas'ui with Bonding Knife
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I was thinking the same thing after the 40k gen discussion had 3 of his posts locked in row on the first page.
Congrats on post 12000 btw
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2013/09/16 18:47:24
Subject: Re:Lets start a huge argument with the imperium of man vs. chaos
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Shas'o Commanding the Hunter Kadre
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What if chaos was trying to destroy the astronomicon to send to nids into disarray?
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2013/09/16 18:48:59
Subject: Lets start a huge argument with the imperium of man vs. chaos
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Mounted Kroot Tracker
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Ok, so the Tyranids that are supposed to be coming from another galaxy finally get here, and wipe out all life, assimilating every genetic nuance and benefit available to them.
A Kroot warsphere lost in the Warp comes crashing out to land on a planet with some of these Super Saiyan Tyranids, and is able to defeat them and eat them as a reward. Super Saiyan Kroot.
Kroot fall to the temptations of the Chaos Gods, which weren't able to do anything in a galaxy full of Tyranids. Chaos wins.
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2013/09/16 18:49:06
Subject: Lets start a huge argument with the imperium of man vs. chaos
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Perfect Shot Ultramarine Predator Pilot
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What an anticlimatic 12000th post :(
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2013/09/16 20:05:27
Subject: Lets start a huge argument with the imperium of man vs. chaos
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Fixture of Dakka
Temple Prime
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 Oaka wrote:Ok, so the Tyranids that are supposed to be coming from another galaxy finally get here, and wipe out all life, assimilating every genetic nuance and benefit available to them.
A Kroot warsphere lost in the Warp comes crashing out to land on a planet with some of these Super Saiyan Tyranids, and is able to defeat them and eat them as a reward. Super Saiyan Kroot.
Kroot fall to the temptations of the Chaos Gods, which weren't able to do anything in a galaxy full of Tyranids. Chaos wins.
And then the Chaos Gods turn out to be Alpharius.
Who takes off his second mask and reveals he's actually Trazyn who staged all of 40k to nab a small trinket unearthed by the Tyranids.
Looking at the last Kroot in the galaxy, Trazyn bursts into the trololol song as he and his secret army shoot off to loot Fantasy Battles in a secret doom fleet.
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Midnightdeathblade wrote:Think of a daemon incursion like a fart you don't quite trust... you could either toot a little puff of air, bellow a great effluvium, or utterly sh*t your pants and cry as it floods down your leg.
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2013/09/16 20:12:03
Subject: Lets start a huge argument with the imperium of man vs. chaos
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Trazyn's Museum Curator
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You're all wrong.
Popo wins
Popo always wins.
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What I have
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Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!
A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble
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2013/09/16 20:32:10
Subject: Re:Lets start a huge argument with the imperium of man vs. chaos
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[DCM]
Et In Arcadia Ego
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I think we can do better than this.
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The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all
We love our superheroes because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them, and still they return, patiently reminding us of who we are and what we wish we could be.
"the play's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king,
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Draconians, a BA successor chapter - around 1000 pts still calculating Other armies: 
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