40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**ChaoticMind**

You get a formless pleasure demon.

I insert Russia.

**Grey Templar**

You get a miniature of Putin riding barechested on a polar bear, much like this. I insert the miniature of Putin riding a bear.

**snurl**

You get a Kislev Boyar.

I insert a pointy stick.

**the shrouded lord**

you receive a limited edition, new in box, GW exclusive brand harry potter wand (WARNING: NO BOX)
I insert a popsicle stick and a ripper swarm. as well as a drawing.

**Co'tor Shas**

You get NOTHING!

I insert the YMDC section.

**Guardsmen Bob**

You get a telephone.

I insert A BLACK HOLE!

**KnuckleWolf**

You get a really bad sci-fi flick...every...single...time

I put in a bar stool

**Guardsmen Bob**

You get a broken beer bottle with blood on it.

I insert the next person who posts.

**ChaoticMind**

You get an error mesage: MANIAC DETECTED PLEASE STAND BACK AT LEAST 500 FEET IMEDIATELEY.

I insert Guardsman Bob.

**Co'tor Shas**

You get a garden variety hog.
I insert a hovertank

**thepowerfulwill**

You get sammuel, master of the raven wing.

I insert a cookie, I will befriend the machine. -:-)

**Guardsmen Bob**

The bag of Friendship gets stuck on a rung. You get nothing this time.

I insert some free advice.

**Co'tor Shas**

You get useless knowledge
I insert tvtropes.org

**bossfearless**

You get a giant, hopping dildo.
I insert Doritos.

**Nevie**

You get crack cocaine, but not the good kind.

I insert Cheetos

**ChaoticMind**

You get Mountain Dew.

I insert a Cthulu statue.

**thepowerfulwill**

You a get a grumpy cultist.

I insert a mirror

**Co'tor Shas**

You get dark(or is it light?) thepowerfulwill
I insert the U.S. Military budget for 2013*. All in 1 ¥ pieces. It's going to take a while.

*Approximately $672,900,000,000 or 69,301,971,000,000 Japanese Yen

**Guardsmen Bob**

The vending machine sprouts legs, and arms. It spits out a baseball bat, whacks you over the head with it, and runs away laughing. "I'm finally rich! No more random gak, I'm rich!"

I insert Dova Bear.

**thepowerfulwill**

You get a sweet roll with a soul!

I insert Dr. Horrible

**Co'tor Shas**

You get a very funny song
I whack the machine with a crowbar until it falls down and then insert it into another machine.

(Bob, you made me last really loudly

)

**snurl**

You get the Borg. The machine has been assimilated.
I insert a bottle cap.

**Grey Templar**

You get Pure Water and gain 20 health.

I insert some Nuka-Cola.

**Guardsmen Bob**

You get irradiated.

I insert the head of the headless horseman!

**Co'tor Shas**

You get a hollow to sleep in.
I insert the american political system

**snurl**

You get an "Out of Order" message.

I insert the rest of the ice cream.

**ChaoticMind**

You get a bucket of mud.

I insert the US economy.

**liquidjoshi**

You get $17. Someone comments on how gangsta it is.

I insert Wubs. Wubwubwub.

**Guardsmen Bob**

You get a visit from the police for annoying your neighbors.

I insert 5 Emprah dollars

**ChaoticMind**

You get a bill from the bank for $32 and an overdraft fee of $3546.97.

I insert Fort Knox.