40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**Co'tor Shas**

You get a gold coin. (It's fake)
I insert strawberries from mars (for some reason they all have little AM symbols on them).

**ChaoticMind**

You get a one way ticket to Barsoom.

I insert the ninth ray.

**snurl**

You get the Fortress of Redemption.

I insert an Owlbear.

**Guardsmen Bob**

You get a night elf druid.

I insert the tears of the sun.

**thepowerfulwill**

A powerful tanning light comes out of the machine, it fires on you, and you are left sun burnt.

I insert human jerky

**Guardsmen Bob**

You get a note. "That was very tasty, thank you!"

I insert an hour glass.

**snurl**

You get sand.

I insert the bottom of the box.

**Guardsmen Bob**

You get a 99 cent toy.

I insert the admin's ban hammer.

**thepowerfulwill**

You get thors hammer.

i insert the website 'hot or not"

**snurl**

You get viagra email spam.

I insert Kickstarter.

**ChaoticMind**

You get a bucket of random items.

I insert a skull.

**snurl**

You get a servitor.
I insert a pick and shovel.

**Guardsmen Bob**

You get a cart of coal.

I insert the Emperor's pet dog from the year 1643.

**ChaoticMind**

You get a haunted dog skull.

I inser $3.50 and press the big red button the vending machine obviously has.

**sing your life**

You get 49000 rupiah

I inserted a popular snack.

**snurl**

You get indigestion.
I insert a FAQ.

**Guardsmen Bob**

You get broken rules.

I insert sing your life's new avatar.

**snurl**

You get subtitles.

I insert a monkey.

**Guardsmen Bob**

You get a still bloody monkey's paw.

I insert some sanitizing wipes, it must be quite dirty in there.

**Grey Templar**

All the scum and dirt that's accumulated over thousands of years spews out all over you.

I insert you and a pack of cigs.

**sing your life**

You get some ripped up anti-smoking posters.

I insert Grey Templar.

**Ashiraya**

You recieve Grey Templar and Peregrine embroiled in an epic bird vs cat duel. Neither combatant seems very impressed.

I insert the Taurox.

**sing your life**

You get a modeeling magazine.

I insert the world .

**ChaoticMind**

You get a pebble.

I insert a random head. (where did I get this?)

**snurl**

You get the Talking Heads. (How did I get here?)

I insert the IRS.

**sing your life**

The vending machine steals all your money.

I inserted my gun.

**Ashiraya**

You get money.

I insert GW's altruism.

**snurl**

You get GW's business model. You can't figure out how to put it together, or just how it works.

I insert well written rules.

**Guardsmen Bob**

You get Errata version of your rules from GW.

I insert a 5000 point list.

**sierra 1247**

You get a note saying "spam! Heresy!!!"

I insert a bolt round