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(Are they mutants again? I'm not sure. But whatever...)

So here is a look at [url=]some pictures[/url] from the new movie:







   
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Is Bay still intent on making them aliens?

 
   
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I like the Shredder, but the turtles are exactly what I feared. Made way too 'badass' and sapped of all character and joy.

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Actually looks pretty cool.

I for one enjoy redesigns and reinterpretations. This looks sufficiently different that it's new and original, but faithful enough that it's still TMNT. The body itself is pretty classic, it's just the outfit that;s been altered.

(Saying this, I only ever watched the 2003 reboot when I was a kid).

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Do my eyes deceive me, or is Shredder in an exoskeleton?

Also... why do the turtles have such well defined ab-shells?

edit -
I just saw his cape- the Pontius lives! Capes are bad enough, but metal knife capes?

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The design for the turtles is terrible.

Peace.

   
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Megan Fox as April O'Neil?



   
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I kind of like it. As long as they are mutants and not aliens.

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 kronk wrote:
I kind of like it. As long as they are mutants and not aliens.


I think they used to be aliens, until they mutated...
   
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That's dumb and loses the realism.

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 kronk wrote:
That's dumb and loses the realism.

Mutated turtles = more real?

o.O

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I am a TMNT fan from way back, and honestly I don't mind the new look of the turtles themselves, but the armor on Leo reminds me too much of the bad Samurai armor from Turtles III. Hopefully that isn't his standard kit and instead armor for a special battle or something.

Does anyone know if Casey Jones will be making an appearance in this movie?
   
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I think Casey Jones has been confirmed not to appear in the film (don't worry, with all the moeny they saved on set design but just blowing everything up they're bound to make a sequel )

   
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Bummer.

I remember going to see the first Turtles movie on opening night in 1990 and when Casey Jones first leapt out of the trees the entire theater audience shouted out "Casey!" in unison. It was a pretty neat moment and one that has stuck with me. That movie also made me a fan of Elias Koteas' work. Love that guy as a character actor.

   
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Megan Fox as April O'Neil?


Thank you, I'd forgotten about that.

 
   
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Agreed! The turtles faces are a little weird, but The Shredder looks fracking awesome!
   
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Yes, no great issues with the interpretations here. I'm not Bay's greatest fan, but in respect of the original film, it's not like he's tampering with a classic. It was enjoyable enough at the time, but I doubt it's aged well.

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Ehhh, I'm on the fence on the turtles. I'll agree that Shredder looks like a BAMF, though.

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Wait...so the TMNT are"muppets"? So the actor in the the costumes are not lugging like 85 lbs of rubber?

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 Flashman wrote:
Yes, no great issues with the interpretations here. I'm not Bay's greatest fan, but in respect of the original film, it's not like he's tampering with a classic. It was enjoyable enough at the time, but I doubt it's aged well.




Oddly enough we justWatched that with the kids about two weeks ago. Its a little cheesy but holds up rather well. Wouldn't call it a classic though.
   
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 KingCracker wrote:
 Flashman wrote:
Yes, no great issues with the interpretations here. I'm not Bay's greatest fan, but in respect of the original film, it's not like he's tampering with a classic. It was enjoyable enough at the time, but I doubt it's aged well.




Oddly enough we justWatched that with the kids about two weeks ago. Its a little cheesy but holds up rather well. Wouldn't call it a classic though.


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 Flashman wrote:
 KingCracker wrote:
 Flashman wrote:
Yes, no great issues with the interpretations here. I'm not Bay's greatest fan, but in respect of the original film, it's not like he's tampering with a classic. It was enjoyable enough at the time, but I doubt it's aged well.




Oddly enough we justWatched that with the kids about two weeks ago. Its a little cheesy but holds up rather well. Wouldn't call it a classic though.


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Such a classic fight scene.

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Shredder looks like Megatron in 90's-style Samurai armor.

   
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Here's a more complete picture of the Turtles...complete with their hideous Uncanny Valley manlips



Edit: And a weird fixation on eyewear. Donatello has a bandana, glasses AND goggles.

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Is he also carrying a rifle on his back?
   
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Donatello does appear to have a laser rifle.
   
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Leo and Mike look fine to me, for the most part, Don is a hot mess (laser rifle, glasses, goggles and bandana? WTF, Bay?) and my favorite turtle is sporting a dew rag, bandana and sunglasses? Please, Michael Bay, just jump off a bridge. Let somebody with GOOD vision fix this abortion. You are an insult to humanity (and turtles). Oh, and take Miss Fox with you. We want an April O'Neil who is attractive AND can actually perform in front of a camera. It's kinda what she's supposed to do...

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