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**snurl**

Granted. Gathering ammunition is another matter completely. The llamas do not cooperate.
I wish a new company would compete with GW, causing a huge price war.

**crazyfoxdemon**

Granted, but the price war they get into is who can charge the most. Causing GW prices to increase by over 1000%

I wish I owned a Meltagun.

**mudhutman222**

Granted. It because the fuel used isn't invented yet, you are forced to use cheese.
I wish for a cheese cannon

**thepowerfulwill**

Granted. It is in fact a regular cannon MADE from cheese. If fires once, poorly, than is irreparably damaged from the second.

I wish all my survivor threads didn't die out so fast.

I predict this will be corrupted my them never dieing, and becoming annoying.

**snurl**

Granted. Your survivor threads now get no replies whatsoever and tank immediatly.
I wish survivor threads would last a bit longer.

**mudhutman222**

Granted. They last untill the end of time and turn to dust.
I wish that my internet worked all the time.

**snurl**

Granted. Your internet has been pirated and now works 24/7 as a spam zombie remailer.
I wish the dwarves had gotten more new stuff with their current release.

**thepowerfulwill**

Granted.They are now the weakest army in the history of GW.

I wish I had better hair.

I predict this will be corrupted by my hair catching on fire somehow.

and who am I kidding, my hair is awesome. :p

**snurl**

Granted. you have the best hair money can buy. You take it off every night before going to bed, and put it on a head form so it keeps it's shape for the morning, when you put it back on.

I wish I get something cool for my birthday.

**helgrenze**

Granted, you get a small iceberg..... Titanic not included.

I wish for a good Godzilla movie.

**Guardsmen Bob**

Granted, you get you're favorite old godzilla movie on Cassette.

I wish I had photo-graphic memory.

**thepowerfulwill**

Granted, your brain is now a camera. Literally.

I wish I could think of a better wish.

I predict this will be corrupted by my mind breaking from the amazingness of this wish.

**snurl**

Granted. Its back & white.
I wish for a good dinner.

**helgrenze**

Granted... you are handed an amazing steak dinner by Tom Colicchio... that you as the waiter get to serve the person whose wish you just granted.

I wish I wasn't still sore from work.

**snurl**

Granted. You haven't been to work yet so you can get sore all over again.

I wish I could park right out front.

**Guardsmen Bob**

Granted, you park right out front of your living room, and on the plus side, you don't need to step outside too get in your car now.

I WISH FOR AN AWESOME FINISHING MOVE THAT I COULD USE TO BREAK AN AVATAR OF KHAINE!

**Furyou Miko**

Granted. You are now an Avatar of Khaine.

I wish I had something nice to eat for breakfast...

**snurl**

Granted. Unfortunately, she is not a morning person. ;D

I wish the plumbers were done.

**Furyou Miko**

Granted. However, while they were working some spray hit the fusebox and now you need to call an electrician.

I wish people would make more Flanders and Swan references.

**snurl**

Granted. Soon everyone tires of them and moves on to something else.

I wish plumbers were quiet.

**thepowerfulwill**

The plumbers are now completely silent, you don't even hear then sneaking into your bed-room.

I wish I was better at corrupting wishes.

**Furyou Miko**

Granted! Now you can't even think of what to wish for without it being automatically corrupted!

I wish this thread was still on page 1.

**Overlord Thraka**

Granted. You have to spend 3 hours scrolling to see the new posts

I wish for a Great Gargant kit from FW

**Furyou Miko**

Granted.

Squish.

I wish I had more perfectly roast lamb slices, safe to eat, nice and juicy...

**thepowerfulwill**

Granted, you must also watch the lamb be slaughtered. (Also, I am jealous. Lamb is delicious...)

I wish I had not just bit my tongue.

**snurl**

Granted. Instead, your tounge bit you.
I wish for the bestest convention ever.

**Guardsmen Bob**

Granted. People from all over the world pool their monies, time, and love too create the bestest convention EVER!

Welcome to Anti-snurl Con!

I wish my convention was half as awesome as snurl's...

**ChaoticMind**

Granted, but it has 1 billion times more hate and anger.

I wish I had a pet cow tongue.

**helgrenze**

Granted.... it wanders off and is made into a most excellent taco.

I wish it would snow tonight.

**thepowerfulwill**

Granted. It snows tonight, and tomorrow night, and the next day, and so on until you are buried completely.

I wish I had a taco.