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**snurl**

Granted. She snores in your friends ears instead.
I wish for more candy.

**ahzek**

Granted, you eat so much you burst

I wish I was gambit

**crazyfoxdemon**

Granted, you accidentally make everything around you explode.

I wish I lived in a library.

**snurl**

Granted. You live in a Library. You get thrown out for yelling WAAAUUGH! while playing Warhammer.

I wish for a perfect game again.

**sierra 1247**

Granted. But you aren't there to see it.

I wish I won't get shot again like last weekend..

**snurl**

Granted. Instead of getting shot, you are vigoursly slapped about the head with a large fish.

I wish other drivers would not follow my truck so closely. Especially on ice.

**thepowerfulwill**

Granted. Other drives now veer away from you, causing many, many wrecks.

I wish my next wish will not be corrupted.

**snurl**

Granted. Your wish is not corrupted, but you are. You sprout antlers from your wrists and a tentacle from your head. The Inquisition has been informed.
I wish spring, the season, would arrive early this year.

**thepowerfulwill**

Granted, Now winter comes faster too. Summer lasts one week.

I wish for the ability to shoot fire from my eyebrows.

**DeadMutagen94**

granted, but while looking in the mirror your brows go haywire and burn a hole through your nose and out the other side.

I wish I had a 12 inch Pianist.

**DeadMutagen94**

being serious btw

**helgrenze**

Granted, but in an attempt to attract a wider audience, the manufacturer reduces the size to 6 inches.

I wish it would snow again before spring.

**snurl**

Granted. Snow it does, and keeps snowing until next winter, when more snow comes.

I wish i had not forgotten to make a wish.

**mudhutman222**

Granted. You forgot to breath instead.
I wish armys would weaponise fish.

**thepowerfulwill**

Granted. You are the first target.

I wish the meta of 40k did not exist.

**snurl**

Granted. Everything is suddenly balanced, every unit is a viable choice. WAAC and Tournament players hate you.

I wish this escalation league works out great.

**thepowerfulwill**

Granted. It was so amazing scales of super heavies skyrocket, GW reacts to this by giving ALL models superheavy prices.

I wish my dog would stop barking at her own shadow...

(Also, I accept the hate

)

**snurl**

Granted. Now your dog's shadow barks at you.

I wish to make a great 500 point list.

**mudhutman222**

Granted. Unfortunately you are now playing Hobbit strategy battle game.
I wish more people liked Hobbit strategy battle game.

**snurl**

Granted. Everyone plays it on their iPhones.

I wish there were more hours in a day.

**Shadow Captain Edithae**

Granted. You get 48 Hours in a day...but 1 hour = 30 min.

I wish GW listened to their fans.

**snurl**

Granted. GW listens to its fans, their ceiling fans are very large and make quite a racket. After listening to them long enough they begin to hear strange voices, who tell them to do things....

I wish GW proofread and tested their army books before printing them.

**helgrenze**

Granted, they proofread for spelling only, then test them for taste..... Seems the books go well with a nice Ale.

I wish for a nice ale.

**thepowerfulwill**

Granted, all ale after it is just a bitter disappointment.

I wish I had the ability to see how these wishes would be corrupted as I wish them.

Testing now.

The wishes will become boring.

**snurl**

Granted. You always know exactly what is going to happen, and how its going to happen, but you never know just when its going to happen. You are completly shocked when the dump truck full of dead fish is dumped into your bedroom.

I wish for a new shiny thing.

**thepowerfulwill**

Granted, it is shiny new bomb.

I wish I could teleport.

I predict it will be corrupted by me teleporting into a wall. (Deep-strike mishap.)

**snurl**

Granted. You teleport into a wall of fire. You are still burning after you teleport back out.

I wish for a Pizza place that stayed open 24 hours.

**thepowerfulwill**

Granted. The pizza is terrible.

I wish my thumb would stop hurting.

I predict this will be corrupted by another part of me hurting.

**snurl**

Granted, and wrong. Your thumb falls off, and stops hurting.

I wish for an extra pair of hands.

**ChaoticMind**

Granted, they're attached to your bum.

I wish for a llama cannon.