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**Guardsmen Bob**

Granted, with more dedication to other sources in 40k GW finally starts to make money. Prices on everything therefore double.

I wish I had a personal time bubble where I could do all my work in the span of seconds.

**Furyou Miko**

Granted, but the percieved time only proceeds at half normal, so while it's seconds in the real world, ten hours worth of work feel like they take twenty.

I wish I was as confident as Bob's avatar.

**ChaoticMind**

Granted, you're that confident that you're going to die in 5 minutes.

I wish to destroy the earth.

**sing your life**

Granted, but now there is an emphasis on the adeptus astartes.

I wish people would understand "bring back Squats" jokes are not funny.

**Co'tor Shas**

Granted, they are taken very seriously and squats are brought back.
I wish for a radish.

**Furyou Miko**

Granted, but you soon regret where your radish appears.

I wish the Adepta Sororitas were given the respect they deserve.

**Sgt_Smudge**

They are, but the crowds of their adultating fans prevent them from moving anywhere to smite the Emperor's foes.

I wish for happiness?

**Co'tor Shas**

Granteed, You die happy... and then get eaten by slaneesh
I wish to gain majority stock in GW

**Guardsmen Bob**

Granted, sadly you got it so cheaply because everyone else is abandoning ship.

I wish for a portable sun, so that I defeat any vampire or horror scenario.

**snurl**

Granted. It keeps burning holes in your pocket.
I wish for a quick fix for my gimpy foot.

**Co'tor Shas**

Granted, everything other than your foot is dissolved in acid.
I wish for a working pulse rifle

**thepowerfulwill**

Granted, however it is confiscated quickly by the police for being unregistered.

I wish I would not forget something every time I go to the flgs. (In this order btw last five times I've been: My secondary hq, My army list, My codex, My list again, My dice.)

**Guardsmen Bob**

Granted. You spend all the previous night preparing, and have everything ready! Sadly, when you get there, the shop is being replaced by a starbucks.

I wish...everyone would just die...twice. And then a third time.

**Furyou Miko**

Granted, but since they resurrected once, they just... keep... respawning.

I wish Avatars were linked to posts rather than accounts so that changing my avatar didn't change the avatar displayed by my posts in the past.

**snurl**

Granted. But now all of the avatars are the same uneditable generic graphic.
I wish for more stretch goal goodies.

**Guardsmen Bob**

Granted, but since there are so many, the developer has to put the money they get towards more and more things. And it just makes a mess of the game. But hey, enjoy your customizable weapon graphics.

I wish all epic games we were promised, that turned out horrible, were made into the great games they should have been.

**snurl**

Granted. Now nobody plays 40K.
I wish for the Holy Grail.

**Co'tor Shas**

Granted, however when you try to take it out of the temple/cave you are squashed in the ensuing earthquake.
I wish for a space marine bodygaurd (because what can go wrong there

)

**thepowerfulwill**

Granted, he notices you do not follow the emperor properly, and betrays you.

I wish I knew why my stomach was hurting.

**snurl**

Granted. It suddenly emptys it's contents to show you.
I wish i didn't have to go to the dentist today.

**ChaoticMind**

Granted, you need to go to a funeral as the guest of honor.

I wish I didn't have a quiz in physics today.

**Co'tor Shas**

Granted, the laws of physics break down sending the universe into chaos
I wish my wishs could not be corrupted

**thepowerfulwill**

Granted, you can no longer make wishes.

I wish my puppy could just be house trained already dang it!

**Guardsmen Bob**

Granted, Dr. House trains your dog, and he gets a PHD. Sadly, he now has a drug problem.

I wish college would stop interfering in my hobby life.

**snurl**

Granted. You switch your major to 40k and graduate with honors. Good luck job hunting.

I wish things were back to normal.

**crazyfoxdemon**

Granted, but the standard of normal everything is, is now that of Nazi Germany, congratulations.

I wish I owned every car that has ever appeared on Top Gear.

**snurl**

Granted. But then you get the registration and insurance bills.
I wish this thing would heal,
.

**ChaoticMind**

Granted, I take thing to mean the largest hole in your face and sew your mouth closed with cheap sisal twine to try and speed up healing.

I wish I had a chainsaw.

**Guardsmen Bob**

Granted, but it only works if you replace your hand with it.

I wish the next person who posts finds $5.

**Furyou Miko**

Granted. Sadly, I'm in the UK and unlikely to ever be able to afford to go to the US, so it's pretty much worthless.

I wish 50 Shades of Grey had never been written.