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2009/05/13 23:50:58
Subject: Well that was fun.
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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Dude, if they're going to kill you with a crowbar, you do need a gun, pepper spray, taser, or something else dangerous. Even take a gun and something else, use the gun only if it looks like you're in mortal danger and use, say, pepper spray if it looks like that's all you need.
Don't try and use "martial arts" or "kick them in the balls" on three armed, physically stronger people, there's a good chance of you ending up seriously hurt. And a pretty small chance of them ending seriously hurt, to be honest.
Try and stay out of their way, but make it clear it's in their best interest to stay out of yours.
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
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2009/05/13 23:53:03
Subject: Well that was fun.
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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Ratbarf wrote:You should look up Krav Maga. Its a close quarters fighting style developed by the Israeli army and its all about fighting dirty. It was pretty much made for street fighting.
Judo might be good too, considering his height.
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
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2009/05/14 00:03:51
Subject: Well that was fun.
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Dominating Dominatrix
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smiling Assassin wrote:LunaHound wrote:Incase of emergency always remember these places to hit:
collar bone down to chest to armpit area ( clavicle /scapula ) / pelvic area ( greater trochanter )
lower knee side area ( suprapatellar bulge )
Where ever they block there will always be one of these place open. It doesnt matter how strong or weak you are . Because all those spots are fragile .
...and that's why we love Luna.
sA
That, and because she's one of 3 female users on Dakka and we know Roze is married 
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2009/05/14 00:06:58
Subject: Well that was fun.
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Don't fight. Fighting techniques only work after years of practice. If you have to think about the moves you are going to use in a fight, your on the ground wondering what happened. Best advice you can take is stay away from them. If you have to walk further to get home, do it. You don't sound like someone who wants to fight. So don't. Just avoid it.
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2009/05/14 00:18:19
Subject: Well that was fun.
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ixlar wrote:Don't fight. Fighting techniques only work after years of practice. If you have to think about the moves you are going to use in a fight, your on the ground wondering what happened. Best advice you can take is stay away from them. If you have to walk further to get home, do it. You don't sound like someone who wants to fight. So don't. Just avoid it.
I think ixlar is right . Self defence rarely work if your not in the right mindset (lack of confidence or experience will make you moves slow and obviouse *you'll be in trouble )
But then again , im the type that goes ballistic and chases a boy into men's change room ( ran out due to the people inside going wtf?? ) took a shampoo bottle
and threw it into the change room ( and hit the guy on the head woot! )
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2009/05/14 00:31:52
Subject: Well that was fun.
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Grey Knight Psionic Stormraven Pilot
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Yeah, when I was younger, I never backed down. But I was 6'1" when I was 12. So, I had a lot of muscle to backup my youthful ignorance. But you really gotta want to brawl to succeed.
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2009/05/14 00:39:23
Subject: Well that was fun.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Woot! Luna is crazy!
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2009/05/14 01:01:45
Subject: Well that was fun.
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Stubborn Dark Angels Veteran Sergeant
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Luna is a girl? I just thought he was a japanese guy from BC.
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2009/05/14 02:08:47
Subject: Well that was fun.
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Deadshane1 wrote:...by the way, my advice to you...
Pepper spray is a beautiful thing. It's not assault with a deadly weapon and they'll WISH you would've simply shot them with a gun.
You can be indiscrimante with mace. Old lady moving slowly? Yep. Bogans? Yup. Family? Indeed. Me? I like pepper, but pepper spray doesn't actually taste like pepper.  .
If you get it in their noise and mouth... well, my dad has this to sya from his long ago time at bootcamp. It burns.
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2009/05/14 02:32:57
Subject: Well that was fun.
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Pepper Spray FTW, or go buy yourself an asp. Its an extendable stick with a steel ball on the end. so when you hit someone with it all the force is directed to a very small area. Its like a night stick on steroids. Or get a tazer and taze the gak outta them.
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2009/05/14 02:35:27
Subject: Well that was fun.
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Ratbarf wrote:Luna is a girl? I just thought he was a japanese guy from BC.
well ratbarf, this would be the 2nd or 3rd time answering you the same question.
Im girl , i thought in a forum gender shouldnt matter anyways.
Until , it gets some what agitating when people start refering me as an "it" , that or people think im a gay boy.
So i just kept quiet , because i get even more agitating messages from people that hates me ( there are many people that hate me )
saying me making a deal of what gender i am = making drama. ( for example this reply ... )
So there you go .
And no im not Japanese , My grandma is Japanese ( so unless you consider me 25%? then i dunno )
*edit thats a Canadian flag, yes i have people thinking thats a Japanese flag ( im serious )
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2009/05/14 02:36:46
Subject: Well that was fun.
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Killer Klaivex
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Asps are only for police officers around here.
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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2009/05/14 03:02:11
Subject: Well that was fun.
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Stubborn Dark Angels Veteran Sergeant
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Sorry Luna, I thought you were a guy because I beleived you posted a pic of yourself and it was a dude. But in retrospect that may have been a different person.
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2009/05/14 03:12:09
Subject: Well that was fun.
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Serious Squig Herder
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LunaHound wrote:Guns are bad
And getting three big dudes to...let's say...pin the baddies to the wall while you beat the gak out of them, isn't?
Just saying!
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2009/05/14 03:49:59
Subject: Well that was fun.
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Deadshot Weapon Moderati
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Nofasse 'Eadhunta wrote:LunaHound wrote:Guns are bad
And getting three big dudes to...let's say...pin the baddies to the wall while you beat the gak out of them, isn't?
Just saying!
Nope. Guns are politically incorrect, whereas hired help makes it a "gang fight", which is cool.
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"I.. I know my time has come" Tethesis said with a gasp, a torrent of blood flowing from his lips.
"No! Hang on brother!!" Altharius could feel the warmth slip away from his dear sibling's hands
Tethesis's reached out his bloodied arm to Altharius's face.
"I..I have one final request"
Altharius leaned close to listen, tears welling in his once bright eyes.
"make sure th..they put my soulstone in a tank... it'll be... real fethin' cool"
"Yes, you're gonna be the most fethin' cool tank!!" burning hot tears streaked down Altharius's face, as he held his brother's soul in his grasp.
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2009/05/14 03:51:23
Subject: Well that was fun.
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Killer Klaivex
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I think pepper spray is the best option. If it happens again, three quick bursts and run like hell.
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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2009/05/14 03:52:52
Subject: Well that was fun.
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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You should dual wield the pepper spray.
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
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2009/05/14 04:23:15
Subject: Well that was fun.
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Killer Klaivex
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Is pepper spray flammable? I was thinking of making a homebrewed flamethrower.
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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2009/05/14 04:26:50
Subject: Well that was fun.
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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Hmm, don't know. You could use hair spray. I think that'd probably hurt if you got a bunch in your eyes anyway.
Or, how about you make a bomb vest, and threaten the bogans and hoons with the detonator?
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
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2009/05/14 04:52:32
Subject: Well that was fun.
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Killer Klaivex
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Why yes, looking and acting like a terrorist is going to solve my problems.
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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2009/05/14 04:55:07
Subject: Well that was fun.
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Cheese Elemental wrote:Why yes, looking and acting like a terrorist is going to solve my problems.
It would. We just didnt mention about it creating new ones.
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2009/05/14 04:58:50
Subject: Well that was fun.
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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Come on, it'll work great.
"Hey mate, wez a much uv bogans ere"*
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
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2009/05/14 05:10:48
Subject: Well that was fun.
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Killer Klaivex
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Your false illiteracy arouses me.
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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2009/05/14 05:11:11
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I wont be surprised if....
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2009/05/14 05:43:58
Subject: Re:Well that was fun.
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I'd like to think taht if i was in that situation i could attack em and win the assault. Then chase them, yelling war crys (BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! KILL! MAIM! BURN! WAAAAAAAAGGGGHHH! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE) and hopefully catch one and beat him into submission. Extra points if it's the leader. From then on whenever you see them give em a lethal look, like you're daring them to provoke you again. That being said, it's probably a really, really bad idea.
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2009/05/14 05:52:11
Subject: Well that was fun.
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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Cheese Elemental wrote:Your false illiteracy arouses me.
Damn. I knew my sexiness would seep through the internet one day... LunaHound wrote:
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
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2009/05/14 05:53:15
Subject: Well that was fun.
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Killer Klaivex
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I'm more worried that they've got a Truly Immovable R-
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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2009/05/14 06:42:04
Subject: Well that was fun.
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Storm Trooper with Maglight
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Cheese Elemental wrote:I'm more worried that they've got a Truly Immovable R-
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Kharn. Run.
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2009/05/14 08:29:31
Subject: Well that was fun.
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Killer Klaivex
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I think it's probably the Truly Immovable Rod.
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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2009/05/14 08:56:05
Subject: Well that was fun.
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Storm Trooper with Maglight
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I hand't known about that. Thank you for enlightening me and not flaming my noobishness
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