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Didn't this thread happen like a few weeks ago?

I seem to still be missing the reason of this, some chick screamed bloody moida' through a blog, and this is news?

Ok...

I do want to see the original link, but it is still locked up, and for some reason people are still talking about it...

Sidstyler wrote:Obviously she's talking about all the murdering and raping your kids will be inspired to do after playing Warhammer. Because Warhammer tells us to do that. You know, murder and rape people. FOR THE EMPRAH!

Isn't that what that table in the BRB is for? Roll a 4+ and it's 'kill them unto death.' Roll under that and it's 'most vile penetrations of their physical person,'

H.B.M.C. wrote:This reminds me of that nutcase mother in the 80's who started "BADD - Bothered About Dungeons & Dragons" after her son committed suicide.

The son depressed and on all manner of drugs, but no, it was the evil devil worship of D&D that made him kill himself.

Don't forget that his mom named him, 'Bink.' (well, actually Irving, but that's not much better than his nickname)

Anyway, the rest of my D&D coven and I, along with the efforts of our nationwide web of satanic contacts, were most vigorous in cursing her, which was obviously came to fruition when she died of cancer about ten years ago (because the only way to get cancer is through D&D coven curses, donchaknow?)


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Skarwael wrote:

Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:My favorite mazes and monsters scene is the love scene. If I may paraphrase:

Guy: sometimes I feel like Mr. Spock from Star Trek, like I don't know what I'm feeling.

Girl: you're not like Mr. Spock, you're like the tinman, with the biggest heart of all.

*kissing*


No joke.

Say WHAT?

I don't know about hearts, but it's pretty obvious someone writing the dialogue had a hell of a tin ear.

Bookwrack wrote:I don't know about hearts, but it's pretty obvious someone writing the dialogue had a hell of a tin ear.

No worse than George Lucas...

Cheese Elemental wrote:

Khornholio wrote:What?! Black Leaf forgot to "move forward. Check for Traps."? What a useless player. You'd think the DM would've let her role a percentile at least instead of unilaterally offing her. Why doesn't her friend cut her down, she's still swinging? And that DM is way too hot and thin to be playing D&D. That cartoon is the fantasy.

On an aside, was Tom Hanks in an anti-D&D/roleplaying made for TV movie in the early 80s? Like '82 ish?

This post is awesome, and you should feel awesome.

Cheers, bud.

InquisitorMack wrote:I also remember a policeofficer/speaker coming to my church and warning parents about D&D games- I still remember sitting in church and thinking, "WOW THAT GAME SOUNDS AWESOME!! - WHERE CAN I GET ME SOME OF THAT?!" So church got me into Warhammer for sure. I wonder if that's why I like playing Daemonhunters... and why I am so scared of playing against Daemons? (I only mention that he was a police officer b/c he said police in central NJ had found a group of teenagers battling it out in some dark alley somewhere with chainmail & swords.)

LOL
Tell me about it.
I've been married 13 years. Shortly after I met my wife, her father (a nearly retired Arson Investigator) found out I played D&D.
God, how he filled her ears full of cr@p about the game. Some of the most absurd stuff I ever heard.
She was a little concerned, until I had the Friday night game at her place. At that point, she realized that it was nothing more than a geek-fest.

InquisitorMack wrote:I'm a born again Christian...

Born again?
Who's vagina did you exit the second time? (Rhetorical)
; )



Eric

For Christs sake, nobody tell her that in Rogue Trader, it was heavily implied that the Emperor had been posing as various Religious Leaders, Prophets and Messiahs for a long old time....

I don't think her feeble cranium could resist exploding in self righteousness.