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Calculating Commissar






Empchild wrote:I would lead an army of DE wyches and be a ruthless lustful leader. Immersing myself in both an orgy of blood, and lust. I would slaughter for the pure enjoyment of it, and relish in the toture of new found slaves in the arenas. I would also have each member of my wych cult cut their stomach upon my armor to show loyalty to me. Yep I know it's sick, but the total perversion of it is exciting!


*vomits in all directions*

Ah, well, now thats over...

I would be the sergeant of a Space Marine Sterngaurd Squad.

Me: "I get any gun I want?"

Armory Servitor: "Yes my lord. Any you want."

Me: "Cool. I'll take a lasscannon, a bolter a.... can you get someone to be a carrier for all this?"

(You get the idea)

40k: IG "The Poli-Aima 1st" ~3500pts (and various allies)
KHADOR
X-Wing (Empire Strong)
 Ouze wrote:
I can't wait to buy one of these, open the box, peek at the sprues, and then put it back in the box and store it unpainted for years.
 
   
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Angry Chaos Agitator




Behind you

World Eater commander. Because when life hands you lemons....BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!

-1754pts wins: 3 losses: 2
-842 pts wins: 3 loses: 0
- 750 pts
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Regular Dakkanaut





eldarbgamer13 wrote:World Eater commander. Because when life hands you lemons....BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!


Isn't World Eater Commander the biggest contradiction in terms since God-Emperor?

Q: How many Space Marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. The Emperor IS MY LIGHT!!!

Azezel wrote:I believe they've tried that. thirteen times in fact... Fourteen if you count that Horus thing.
 
   
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Boom! Leman Russ Commander







Imperial Guard,because you can never throw enough bodies and flashlights at the enemy and I like their artillery,Earthshaker rounds are awesome.

Hail to the creeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!baby Ask not the moot a question,for he will give you three answers,all of which will result in a public humiliation.

My DIY chapter Fire Wraiths http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/264338.page
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Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant




Edinburgh.

A squad of grey hunters.

All Between 750 and 3000 points: Nids, BA, Imperial Guard, Space Wolves, Orks, CSM, Tau, Ogres, Vampire Counts, Daemons, Skaven, Empire.
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"When the going gets rough the sensible conceal themselves behind large pieces of furniture." 
   
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Guardsman with Flashlight




an inquisitor I would be able to call on the imperial guard, grey knights and space marines to name but a few.

nothing could stand in my way with the might of the imperial guard behind me (or rather in front of me soaking up bullets), the rest in reserves in case I run out of guards to throw at them and the emperor as my guiding light

   
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Imperial Recruit in Training





I'd totally be a hard-ass commissar and lead some guardsmen. Shooting my own men IN THE FACE with no repercussions is AWESOME!!!

"For everyone of us that falls, ten more shall take his place!"  
   
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Mad Gyrocopter Pilot




Scotland

I'd be an ordo Xenos radical inquisitor. Trying to use unorthodox ways to combat alien threats. (wish they'd get their own army already )

Either that or a ruthless Dark Eldar Kabal leader.

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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller





Trondheim

I would lead penal legions to their salvation thrue death and sacrifice to the immortal emperor. If not that I would lead a battalion of Cacthan jungel figthers.

In WHFB I would lead a army of Emperial foot soldiers from Northland or a host of High Elfs comming my allies to the aid in their time of need.

Lenge leve Norge, måtte hun altidd være fri

Disciples Of Nidhog 2500 (CSM)

Order of the bloodied sword  
   
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter






Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)

Lexx wrote:Trying to use unorthodox ways to combat alien threats.



Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.

"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
 
   
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine





Vancouver

I'd be a CSM Lord/ eventually Daemon Prince, crusading across the universe with some loyal Undivided marines, Cult Marines and whoever/whatever I can get my hands on. We'd spread the truth and life of Chaos across the galaxy, striving to rid the galaxy of the Imperium.


95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Eldrad: Four of a kind! Awww!
Creed: Warhound titan. Die, xenos scum!







 
   
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Bounding Ultramarine Assault Trooper




Captain of the Deathwing, like come on, you get an army of TDA veterans and Land Raiders.

Or a commander of a Guard Jump company that's a mix of Vets and Storm Troopers, no one would be safe.

Mistress of minis wroteurity seals of course! Sorta like a man-kini....only more zealous... 
   
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Excellent Exalted Champion of Chaos






Grim Forgotten Nihilist Forest.

I've changed my mind.

40k. A Nurgle Sorcerer a twisted schemer kinda like Sindri and I would bring about the doom of entire planets. With a warband of my former chapters now twisted Marines and a few daemons.

Fantasy. A Blood Dragon Vampire Lord. I like the idea of being Vlad the Impaler in fantasy. And as lord I would have a good dozen Blood Knights with me. Hundreds of Crypt Guard manning my desecrated castle. And Hundreds upon thousands of Skeleton Warriors.

I've sold so many armies. :(
Aeldari 3kpts
Slaves to Darkness.3k
Word Bearers 2500k
Daemons of Chaos

 
   
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Decrepit Dakkanaut






Slaanesh... oh who am I kidding, If i went slaanesh anything.. i'd never see combat.

So yea.. Night Lords Captain :3
Warboss..

for fantasy..

Ogre Tyrant just eat anyone who opposes you!
   
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Raging Ravener




Sealed in a box- in a state of flux

Happygrunt wrote:Ah, well, now thats over...

I would be the sergeant of a Space Marine Sterngaurd Squad.

Me: "I get any gun I want?"

Armory Servitor: "Yes my lord. Any you want."

Me: "Cool. I'll take a lasscannon, a bolter a.... can you get someone to be a carrier for all this?"

(You get the idea)


I think you mean LAYScannon.

Anyway, I would be the princepts of an imperator titan with a titan company and the accompanying skitari at my command


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Tau 2: Yeah, i got lucky last night...
 
   
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Steadfast Grey Hunter





Thats easy! Warmaster of the Imperial Guard... I would focus on allowing Regiments to work w/ what they are good with i.e scout speclists not sent into the meat grinder and used for scouting, hevay infantry used as shock troops etc. no glory fur dah emprah send in dah next wave hurr for me XD

 
   
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Tunneling Trygon





Nottinghamshire- England

Simple. KHORNE!!!

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Brain-Dead Zombie of Nurgle





I'd lead an IG regiment for the artillery.
   
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Rough Rider with Boomstick






Holy Terra, Island Continent

ginger_nid_dude wrote:

Anyway, I would be the princepts of an imperator titan with a titan company and the accompanying skitari at my command


oh you beat me to it.
i would be a princepts of an imperator titan, with a titan company. but who needs infantry when you have a GOD MACHINE!!!!

if not i would be a guard commander who actually cares for his men/women and trys to find solutions to stop the conflict through massive artillery strikes, pre emptive strikes and inflitration/sabbortage, etc

Or i would be a Commissar ridinig on top of a tank into battle because its hardcore!

 
   
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Renegade Inquisitor with a Bound Daemon





Tied and gagged in the back of your car

An Inquisitor Lord. All the power I'd need to infiltrate and destroy the corrupt forces behind the Imperium...

It would be a silent war.
   
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Boosting Space Marine Biker




Edinburgh, Scotland

Orkz, WAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

   
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Squishy Squig




California

I'd be a Colonel commanding the troops, and leading them towards glorious victory. Destroying any xenos threat that rose with mass amounts of flashlights, and then sending in the troops to finish the job after the enemy fell into an epileptic seizure from the constant flshlights.

Commissar "Glory to the first man to die!"
Guardsman "...But what if the first man to die is on the other side, does that mean he gets glory?"
*Commissar aims at guardsman and shoots* "Well that problem's solved."  
   
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Tunneling Trygon





Nottinghamshire- England

i'm kinda shocked nobodies said any of the other Chaos Gods or Gork or Mork.

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A Town Called Malus wrote: Draigo is a Mat Ward creation. They don't follow the same rules as everyone else.
 
   
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Long-Range Land Speeder Pilot






command my space mrine chapter, the Knights Redemptio. They are a chapter used by the grey knights when a powerful psyker needs taking down, and thanks to the pariah gene, the psyker's power will not effect them.


Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward. Whoever cannot take care of himself without that law is both. For a wounded man shall say to his assailant, "If I Die, You are forgiven. If I Live, I will kill you." Such is the Rule of Honor.


 
   
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Guardsman with Flashlight





Waxhaw, NC

I'd like to be able to command a baneblade platoon, or any other armour colum, and i probably place getting every man that i could out alive than getting the job done, but probably lose people somewhere along the line...

"I shall walk through the valley of the shadow of death, and I will fear no evil, because i'm the meanest mother in the valley"-Patton

Ye enemies of the Imperium, may you be crushed beneath the treads of our Tanks!

Bergfestung 4th Armoured Regiment "Mountain Bears"  
   
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Sneaky Kommando






orks and alot of them

PAINT FOR THE PAINT GOD MODELS FOR THE MODEL THRONE 
   
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Sword-Wielding Bloodletter of Khorne





Probably a Grey Knight Grandmaster with a GKT retinue. Holocaust, Storm Bolters and NFWs. There will be nothing left alive.

Failing that.... And IG Commissar Lord. Give the order 'Fix Bayonets" and sound the charge, all the time raining Basilisk Shells indiscriminately all over the battlefield, and making my heavy bolter squads slaughter the men to make them run faster.... any who flee are gunned down, as are those too slow.... Mwaahahahahahaha!!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!
SKULLS FOR HIS SKULL THRONE!!!

3000pts
500pts

You just couldn't handle the truth. God knows why anyone would want that cookie anyway. I can only imagine what foul demons possess such a thing as to make it stand on its side like that. I prefer my cookies horizontal and without eternal damnation. - Ridcully

Either that or take a 4+ cover save from all of GW's red tape blocking LoS to the way to play it. - Kitzz 
   
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!





I'd have to say IG. I'd be a Lord Marshal, but not the throw more bodies at it kind. I'd be obsessive compulsive about my battle plans, making sure to to achieve objectives with the minimum number of causalities.

I'd spend most of my time safely inside a super-heavy command tank or in space directing battles or studying tactics and dispositions.

I'd probably have a complex revolving around a need to prove that I'm more of a tactical genius then Creed, and probably failing. Most of my free time would probably be spent trying to infiltrate large and more outrageous things to prove my skill.
   
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Major




9th company captain
   
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Blood-Raging Khorne Berserker





I'm IRISH!

I'd lead an army that leads every other army in the 40k galaxy! Then 40k would be pointless mwahahahaha!


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