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2009/12/08 03:37:29
Subject: If you could lead an army
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Twisting Tzeentch Horror
New Jersey
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Archon of a Kabal with my "trusty" Incubi retinue. Striking at unprepared targets with speed and terror that would make an Night Lord blush. Finally disappearing back to the webway before any force could be brought to oppose me.
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2009/12/08 04:47:16
Subject: If you could lead an army
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Fresh-Faced Inquisitorial Acolyte
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I'd be a mek leading a big band of lootas. Just having that much dakka around you cant go wrong.
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Spitty Dakka Klan 2000 
30k Alpha Legion 
Imperial Guard 2500 
Ostland of the Empire 2500 
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2009/12/08 07:39:10
Subject: Re:If you could lead an army
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Drone without a Controller
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A commander of a tank battalion in a Baneblade while I lead the charge, supported with thousands of men, leman russes, and valkyries flying above, now THAT would be epic. i would just run over anything short of a Carnifex with my tank tracks :]
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2009/12/08 15:50:24
Subject: If you could lead an army
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Screaming Banshee
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I'd be a Cadian General from a noble family, I'd have earned my rank through my title and connections rather than any actual talent.
I'll treat the men as pawns, sending them to get blown apart and die thanks to my incompetence... but there are always men to replace them 
If I see a group of men and I feel particularly cruel I'll have them flogged.
As a matter of fact, flogging will be pretty much universal for the most minor of infractions... and I'll shoot more of my own men than the enemy!
Excellent...
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2009/12/08 16:06:32
Subject: If you could lead an army
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Lethal Lhamean
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DoomRider leading an army of forgotten heroes..
Cypher, makari, Naaman would be my lieutenants commanding squads of squats with zoats space slaan.. And when it all goes pear shaped against the forces of Jervis I warp out.
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2009/12/08 16:11:15
Subject: If you could lead an army
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Mighty Brass Scorpion of Khorne
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Eldrad...obv 
give me a load of guardians, jetbikes, vypers and a wave serpent full of banshees and id be more than happy 
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2009/12/08 16:52:39
Subject: Re:If you could lead an army
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Death-Dealing Devastator
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Chapter Master of the Raven Guard with a trusty relic weapon and meltagun. Into the shadows I go....................... 
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"You call yourselves true warriors, with your palaces and fountains, your medals and parades? I grasped my first axe when I was still in my birth-caul. I earned my first wolfskin when I was still a whelp. I've been fighting every single day of my life, son. Perhaps you're today's challenge, Eh?
-Vorek Gnarlfist of the Iron Wolves
Emperors Faithful wrote:Frying Pan 40,000 (Defeating the enemies of the Imperium, one delicious recepie at a time!  )
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2009/12/08 17:00:11
Subject: Re:If you could lead an army
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Alluring Sorcerer of Slaanesh
Union, Kentucky United States
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I would lead an army of DE wyches and be a ruthless lustful leader. Immersing myself in both an orgy of blood, and lust. I would slaughter for the pure enjoyment of it, and relish in the toture of new found slaves in the arenas. I would also have each member of my wych cult cut their stomach upon my armor to show loyalty to me. Yep I know it's sick, but the total perversion of it is exciting!
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/12/08 17:01:05
Listen, my children, as I pass onto you the truth behind Willy Wonka and his factory. For every wonka bar ever created in existance, Mr. Wonka sacraficed a single Oompa Loompa to the god of chocolate, Hearshys. Then, he drank the blood of the fallen orange men because he fed them a constant supply of sugary chocolate so they all became diabetic and had creamy, sweet-tasting blood that willy could put into each and every Wonka bar. That is the REAL story behind willy wonka's Slaughter House! |
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2009/12/08 17:03:05
Subject: Re:If you could lead an army
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Excellent Exalted Champion of Chaos
Grim Forgotten Nihilist Forest.
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@the above.
Hot....
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I've sold so many armies. :(
Aeldari 3kpts  
Slaves to Darkness.3k  
Word Bearers 2500k  
Daemons of Chaos  
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2009/12/08 17:03:51
Subject: Re:If you could lead an army
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Alluring Sorcerer of Slaanesh
Union, Kentucky United States
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thanks
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Listen, my children, as I pass onto you the truth behind Willy Wonka and his factory. For every wonka bar ever created in existance, Mr. Wonka sacraficed a single Oompa Loompa to the god of chocolate, Hearshys. Then, he drank the blood of the fallen orange men because he fed them a constant supply of sugary chocolate so they all became diabetic and had creamy, sweet-tasting blood that willy could put into each and every Wonka bar. That is the REAL story behind willy wonka's Slaughter House! |
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2010/02/22 03:55:03
Subject: If you could lead an army
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Automated Rubric Marine of Tzeentch
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Alright, I would want to change my answer.
I want to be an Inquisitor of the Ordo Sepulturum. (Look it up.)
My two favortie things: killing zombies, and 40k.
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2010/02/22 04:04:57
Subject: If you could lead an army
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Brainy Zoanthrope
Chesapeake, VA / D.C. area
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Tyranids i would totally be a swarmlord. i would kill everything, and destroy planets.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/02/22 04:07:54
4000 all painted
Tau 3000 paints base coated
Tyranids 16k - 75% painted
Orks - 5000k - 30% painted? |
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2010/02/22 04:05:50
Subject: Re:If you could lead an army
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Grisly Ghost Ark Driver
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Chaos Lord of Khorne, leading a World Eater warband killing as many Slaanesh and Tzeentch armies I can find. SCREW this Chaos God hug fest bull!
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2010/02/22 04:18:09
Subject: Re:If you could lead an army
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Combat Jumping Ragik
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Tau commander cool under pressure with a keen tactical sense. Regarding battle as a chess game to be won with the least possible sacrifice. Standard Hunter Cadre at my command
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Trade rules: lower rep trades ships 1st. - I ship within 2 business days, if it will be longer I will contact you & explain. - I will NOT lie on customs forms, it's a felony, do not ask me to mark sales as "gifts". Free shipping applies to contiguous US states. |
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2010/02/22 07:21:23
Subject: Re:If you could lead an army
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Raging Ravener
Great Falls, MT
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I'd be a Warmaster in the guardsmen. WHo wouldnt want the ability to command 100billion men to fire millions of las guns and thousands of artillery blasts into my enemy?
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2010/02/22 07:38:39
Subject: If you could lead an army
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Regular Dakkanaut
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Well, I don't have a clear cut answer here... lots of appealing command postings in 40K.
I'd have to stick to my favorite Iron Warriors, though. Sitting in a trench for months, shooting enough heavy ordnance to destroy a small planet while also dabbling in ... "civil engineering" sounds like a plan, though...
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Q: How many Space Marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. The Emperor IS MY LIGHT!!!
Azezel wrote:I believe they've tried that. thirteen times in fact... Fourteen if you count that Horus thing.
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2010/02/22 08:21:47
Subject: Re:If you could lead an army
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Sinewy Scourge
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Slaaneshii sorcerer. "Come, we have such delights to show you... just let yourself relax into our call and feel."
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2010/02/22 10:14:11
Subject: If you could lead an army
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Veteran Wolf Guard Squad Leader
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Emmkay wrote:Wolf Lord:
Come on people charging around with a huge axe and then back to the Fang for as much beer and red meat as you can handle. Sounds like a plan!
Bang on although being Leman Russ would be incredible there would be pretty much nothing you couldn't eat, kill or f***
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DC:80S++G+M+B+IPw40k96#-D++A++++/fWD180R+T(T)DM+
Please check out my Wolves: http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/333299.page
Space Wolves Ragnars Great Company (4000) 
Ultramarines IV Company (4000) 
Cadia's Foot your Ass (3000)  
Khorne's Fluffy Bunnies (2500) 
Praetorian Titan Legion (3 big angry robots + 1 skinny tech priest) 
High Elves, Empire, Dark Elves, Brettonians |
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2010/02/22 10:58:42
Subject: If you could lead an army
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Shas'la with Pulse Carbine
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the sisters of battle for obvious reasons ;D
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2010/02/23 01:55:25
Subject: If you could lead an army
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Been Around the Block
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Either an IG commander or a Tau Commander.
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2010/02/23 02:33:49
Subject: If you could lead an army
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Nihilistic Necron Lord
The best State-Texas
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C'tan
An Immortal, God, that consumes stars and commands and undead force of robots!
Life doesn't get any better, than harvesting mortals for their tasty souls.
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2010/02/23 11:31:24
Subject: If you could lead an army
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Lurking Gaunt
San Fernando Valley, Ca
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The hive mind, because little do you know, the hive mind is actually the emperor's subconscious so i would kind of be controlling 2 armies. oh yes...
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2010/02/23 11:58:06
Subject: If you could lead an army
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Lesser Daemon of Chaos
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The Emprah of Mankind
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Melissia wrote:How many Space Marines does it take to screw in a lightbulb.
6, 1 techpriest and 5 tacticals that stand around trying to pose like badasses.
agroszkiewicz wrote: Rawr, chaosy magic and tentacle porn!
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2010/02/23 12:24:48
Subject: Re:If you could lead an army
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Shas'la with Pulse Carbine
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Empchild wrote:I would lead an army of DE wyches and be a ruthless lustful leader. Immersing myself in both an orgy of blood, and lust. I would slaughter for the pure enjoyment of it, and relish in the toture of new found slaves in the arenas. I would also have each member of my wych cult cut their stomach upon my armor to show loyalty to me. Yep I know it's sick, but the total perversion of it is exciting!
Thats strangely erotic o-o
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2010/02/23 13:18:40
Subject: If you could lead an army
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Definately calling Orks...
Wun....des liv furever.
Tooth-.....we'se git bigga fer we'se da Orks ands da more we'se fight, da bigga we'se get.
Tree- snazzy upgreds, er....upgrups.... gubbinz like spinny bladez and dakka armz!DAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKA!!!!!
Fore- tasty grot snaks!
If iz led da boyz, id hav big gunz. Lots an lots of big gunz that shoot the 'umies fulla 'oles!
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2010/02/24 11:04:37
Subject: Re:If you could lead an army
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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Empchild wrote:I would lead an army of DE wyches and be a ruthless lustful leader. Immersing myself in both an orgy of blood, and lust. I would slaughter for the pure enjoyment of it, and relish in the toture of new found slaves in the arenas. I would also have each member of my wych cult cut their stomach upon my armor to show loyalty to me. Yep I know it's sick, but the total perversion of it is exciting!
That's...
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers" 
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2010/02/24 14:57:16
Subject: If you could lead an army
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Been Around the Block
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Thats.....
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2010/02/24 15:40:19
Subject: If you could lead an army
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Regular Dakkanaut
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I'd be a Tau Shield Drone. You chill away from the chaos. No one gets mad if you screw up, everyone loves you and if you get hurt it's an easy repair to get you up and running again.
Also, easy upgrades to specialist roles.
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As if on cue, you hear two people singing from the stairwell, and the door is opened and a pair of very smelly, very dirty guardsmen stumble in, completely drunk, and covered in vomit, and immediately collapse unconsious on the porch. You drag them to their beds, realising that they will not be waking up for some time. |
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2010/02/24 15:58:06
Subject: If you could lead an army
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Violent Space Marine Dedicated to Khorne
Texas
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Ummm I would lead a squad of Firewarriors. Their combat suits just look sweet to me.
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2010/02/24 16:07:30
Subject: Re:If you could lead an army
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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I would be a SM chapter master.
Or a commisar
or a certain tactical genius 
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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6000+ Order. Unity. Obedience.
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Tau 
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