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In your cellar...waiting...watching

I think we would be FUBAR'ed before we even realised.

All of the answers so far is if we realised that we were being invaded by....... genestealers

All i can imagine is stories coming out about mysterious sightings and strange behaviour, followed by 40k gamers thinking "hold the phone!!!!! Holy S*** thats a genestealer"

How credible would 40k gamers be when they went with a plea to the most relevant government saying we had been invaded by REAL genestealers from our tabletop minuture game

Dan

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Good luck against military jets, bombers and my fav a Gunship.

   
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Dayton OH

micahaphone wrote:
sexiest_hero wrote:Most gamers would break themselves trying to fire a gun needed to kill a genestealer. They are faster than most people can see, but alas most gamers don't do to well at things other than games. Besides Hybrids are al ittle tougher than the normal person. IT would be like gamers vs the 1984 Chicago bears. but the bears are full of alien DnA. They might choke on a gamer or something, there is that risk.


Nah, we'd just need to rely on the veterans, survivalists, and plain-old crazies among us.

Now who wants to go make another homemade flamethrower?


I'm not sure exactly how many of those categories I fit into... Seriously though who got the idea genestealers are hard to kill? Hard to HIT maybe, as I'll give ya they're fast, but their armor saves suck and AKs will drop them with little trouble. I agree we'd probably be screwed from the secret infiltration, but if it came to open fights with armed troops genestealers loose badly

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They have weak armor Because bolters are rapid fire grenade launchers. Las guns are godlike compared to what we own now and they are ap-. even the might shotgun is ap-. Check out just how advanced the flamthrower is. It's super napalm, not some hair spray and a lighter.

And whilst you're pointing and shouting at the boogeyman in the corner, you're missing the burglar coming in through the window.

Well, Duh! Because they had a giant Mining ship. If you had a giant mining ship you would drill holes in everything too, before you'd destory it with a black hole 
   
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Some dusty place in Texas

Yeah, Bolters are able to kill GS easily because they shoot rocket propelled superdense exploding ammunition. We don't have much of anything that could compare, honestly.

Plus, the military couldn't react instantly. It would take a while before they could properly mobilize, and by then, we would be screwed.

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sexiest_hero wrote:They have weak armor Because bolters are rapid fire grenade launchers. Las guns are godlike compared to what we own now and they are ap-. even the might shotgun is ap-. Check out just how advanced the flamthrower is. It's super napalm, not some hair spray and a lighter.


Not sure if you realize this, but those flamers are almost identical to modern flame-throwers. One of the key ingredients in the fuel for flame-throwers is petrol, with promethium as a fuel thickener. They fire stream of burning liquid, and can hit targets 150m away. You can bounce the stream off walls for bunker killers. You can destroy A.P.Cs with them. Because of their range, there are marksmanship badges for them in almost all nations that use them.

Flamethrowers are just about the only thing that haven't advanced over the past 38,000 years. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flamethrower

And as for the stealthy infiltration, how much does that matter when there is five of them attacking 7,000,000,000 people?

   
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They wouldn't attack. there would be at least 3 5 Billion hybrids and all the would leaders would be a Genestealer Magus. Read up on how genestealers take over worlds, there is no violence until it's way too lake to matter.

And whilst you're pointing and shouting at the boogeyman in the corner, you're missing the burglar coming in through the window.

Well, Duh! Because they had a giant Mining ship. If you had a giant mining ship you would drill holes in everything too, before you'd destory it with a black hole 
   
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sexiest_hero wrote:They wouldn't attack. there would be at least 3 5 Billion hybrids and all the would leaders would be a Genestealer Magus. Read up on how genestealers take over worlds, there is no violence until it's way too lake to matter.


...or until space marines show up.

And you're failing to account for Chuck Norris and Abe Lincoln teaming up and kill the hive mind with an honest roundhouse kick.



   
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Secret lab at the bottom of Lake Superior

Just to be sure, make a flamethrower and torch your neighbors. It's in the best interest of the entire human race.

Commissar NIkev wrote:
This guy......is smart
 
   
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Easy hide your kids and hide your wife....
   
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Secret lab at the bottom of Lake Superior

and hide your husband too, because

Commissar NIkev wrote:
This guy......is smart
 
   
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Stealthy Warhound Titan Princeps







Simple.

Buy a blow-up doll from a *ahem* store, leave it out in front of your house, when it pops, you know the genestealers are here, and stupid.

   
 
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