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2010/01/17 23:45:03
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
In a Toyota, plotting revenge.
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IvanTih wrote:Touch the technology.
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metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
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2010/01/18 02:32:54
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Dakka Veteran
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I would say that trying to do anything except hide is a bad move. Just don't come into conatact with anything except MAYBE Tau, but only if you really need food/water/medical supplies/to die.
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In a Society in which there is no law, and in theory no compulsion, the only arbiter of behaviour is public opinion. But public opinion, because of the tremendous urge to conformity in gregarious animals, is less tolerant than any system of law. When human beings are governed by "thou shalt not", the individual can practise a certain amount of eccentricity: when they are supposedly governed by "love" or "reason", he is under continuous pressure to make him behave and think in exactly the same way as everyone else.
George Orwell is my hero.
Social Experiment: if you're pissed like me, copy and paste this into your sig, and add a number after it.
PISSED 8374982374983749873948234
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2010/01/18 05:37:37
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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Let a 'fex hitch a ride in your Stormlord.
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95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mekboy wrote:Tzeentch: Full house! Yay!
Deciver: Straight Flush! Yay!
Eldrad: Four of a kind! Awww!
Creed: Warhound titan. Die, xenos scum!
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2010/01/18 10:43:40
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Sinewy Scourge
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person person wrote:Let a 'fex hitch a ride in your Stormlord.
It'd probably have to ride on the roof... car surfing in the 41st millennium?
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2010/01/18 11:00:25
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
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Morgrim wrote:person person wrote:Let a 'fex hitch a ride in your Stormlord.
It'd probably have to ride on the roof... car surfing in the 41st millennium?
pictures or it didn't happen ;p
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2010/01/18 11:44:46
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Long-Range Land Speeder Pilot
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Survive your stint in the IG, claim a world, settle down and expect to live more than a few years before the planet is destroyed in some random attack.
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2010/01/18 15:55:01
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Rough Rider with Boomstick
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Lord of battles wrote:Captain Roderick wrote:
17. Thou shalt not discover and then point out that the Rhino chassis was designed as a tractor.
That made my day Captain Roderick!
Yeah, it goes back a way - for all you young' ns, STC is just whatever was left after the Dark Age, and the Space Marines use the most reliable and commonly-found chassis in the Imperium. A tractor. Apparently such a good chassis, you can make it from any local materials (including wood), and it'll run on anything combustible. @ person person - not to mention physically impossible for the poor nutjob. Only likely to infuriate him even more. On-topic, Thou shalt not carry weaponry of a reasonable scale to your height and build...
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Run a whole lot of wfrp and other rpg's, play The Woods and Kill Team, gather and look mournfully at imperial guard knowing I'll never finish enough to use them on the tabletop  |
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2010/01/18 16:08:26
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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One Canoptek Scarab in a Swarm
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Captain Roderick wrote:Lord of battles wrote:Captain Roderick wrote:
17. Thou shalt not discover and then point out that the Rhino chassis was designed as a tractor.
That made my day Captain Roderick!
Yeah, it goes back a way - for all you young' ns, STC is just whatever was left after the Dark Age, and the Space Marines use the most reliable and commonly-found chassis in the Imperium. A tractor. Apparently such a good chassis, you can make it from any local materials (including wood), and it'll run on anything combustible.
Ok so, what the Land Raider chassis a bulldozer?
Thou shalt not give a drunken DE a razor when they ask for one, they will use it on you.
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2010/01/18 17:24:43
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Rough Rider with Boomstick
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@ kervin - no idea, I was just passing on 'the wisdom of the ancients' - e.g. some of the crazy things I learned from the veteran gamers at the gaming store I frequented at age 12. Rogue Trader knowledge, yeah baby...
Also I wouldn't give a razor to anyone drunk, xeno or no. Just common sense!
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Run a whole lot of wfrp and other rpg's, play The Woods and Kill Team, gather and look mournfully at imperial guard knowing I'll never finish enough to use them on the tabletop |
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2010/01/18 18:37:11
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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nintendoeats wrote:I would say that trying to do anything except hide is a bad move. Just don't come into conatact with anything except MAYBE Tau, but only if you really need food/water/medical supplies/to die.
go tau 
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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2010/01/18 18:44:20
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Sinewy Scourge
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A drunk DE with a razor would be far safer than a sober one with a razor.
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2010/01/18 18:54:50
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Tail-spinning Tomb Blade Pilot
North Shore, Auckland
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I just wouldn't shave full stop.
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Make him the best Hive Tyrant ever!
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2010/01/18 19:43:50
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Veteran Inquisitorial Tyranid Xenokiller
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Put your underpants on your head, stick pencils up both nostrils and say whibble
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Brb learning to play.
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2010/01/18 20:21:08
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
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Invite a de back to your place.
hit on an eldar man(they look just like the women.)
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 -to many points to bother to count.
mattyrm wrote:i like the idea of a woman with a lobster claw for a hand touching my nuts. :-)
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2010/01/19 04:06:01
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Battlewagon Driver with Charged Engine
Between Alpha and Omega, and a little to the left
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garret wrote:Invite a de back to your place.
hit on an eldar man(they look just like the women.)
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2010/01/19 06:21:44
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Stalwart Dark Angels Space Marine
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Superscope wrote:Morgrim wrote:person person wrote:Let a 'fex hitch a ride in your Stormlord.
It'd probably have to ride on the roof... car surfing in the 41st millennium?
pictures or it didn't happen ;p
No pics, but there's a book by MULT1LAZORS Gotto.
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Shhh. My common sense is tingling!
-Deadpool
H.B.M.C. wrote:Then it ain't feature length. It's a very-special episode of Christmas in Macragge.
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2010/01/19 06:56:40
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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Mozzyfuzzy wrote:Put your underpants on your head, stick pencils up both nostrils and say whibble
its spelt whobble
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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2010/01/19 08:54:52
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
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CountCross wrote:Superscope wrote:Morgrim wrote:person person wrote:Let a 'fex hitch a ride in your Stormlord.
It'd probably have to ride on the roof... car surfing in the 41st millennium?
pictures or it didn't happen ;p
No pics, but there's a book by MULT1LAZORS Gotto.
words are optional. Pictures are manatory ;p
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2010/01/19 17:04:54
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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Mozzyfuzzy wrote:Put your underpants on your head, stick pencils up both nostrils and say whibble
god bless blackadder
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2010/01/19 18:32:23
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Veteran Inquisitorial Tyranid Xenokiller
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@shas'o vera: I do apologise i haven't watched that episode in ages
on topic tell the eldar slaanesh is a really cool he/she/it
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Brb learning to play.
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2010/01/19 19:37:37
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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Munch Munch! wrote:Touch anything in Creed/a DE/a slanneshi/ Nurgle's house. Bad things will happen.
You forgot sly Marbo.
fix'd
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Pretre: OOOOHHHHH snap. That's like driving away from hitting a pedestrian.
Pacific:First person to Photoshop a GW store into the streets of Kabul wins the thread.
Selym: "Be true to thyself, play Chaos" - Jesus, Daemon Prince of Cegorach.
H.B.M.C: You can't lobotomise someone twice. |
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2010/01/19 19:41:34
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Tzeentch Aspiring Sorcerer Riding a Disc
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Take a pee behind a tree.
with nids in the area
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Its hard to be awesome, when your playing with little plastic men. 
Welcome to Fantasy 40k
If you think your important, in the great scheme of things. Do the water test.
Put your hands in a bucket of warm water,
then pull them out fast. The size of the hole shows how important you are.
I think we should roll some dice, to see if we should roll some dice, To decide if all this dice rolling is good for the game.
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2010/01/19 21:24:22
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
In a Toyota, plotting revenge.
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do anything other than fire your weapon. Tell the tech-priest that technology doesn't scare you.
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metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
Play KoL! Click my sig to go to the main website and sign up!
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2010/01/20 08:38:29
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Stalwart Dark Angels Space Marine
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Munch Munch! wrote:do anything other than fire your weapon. Tell the tech-priest that technology doesn't scare you.
Try to run your titan on vista.
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Shhh. My common sense is tingling!
-Deadpool
H.B.M.C. wrote:Then it ain't feature length. It's a very-special episode of Christmas in Macragge.
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2010/01/20 13:38:54
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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tell the emperor to stand up and say that to your face
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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2010/01/20 14:15:03
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Rough Rider with Boomstick
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Play Elton John's 'I'm still standing' in the Emperor's Throne Room
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Run a whole lot of wfrp and other rpg's, play The Woods and Kill Team, gather and look mournfully at imperial guard knowing I'll never finish enough to use them on the tabletop |
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2010/01/20 17:06:42
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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play elton john's "im still standing" anywhere
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2010/01/20 17:09:55
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Rough Rider with Boomstick
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cadian512 wrote:play elton john's "im still standing" anywhere
yeah fair point
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Run a whole lot of wfrp and other rpg's, play The Woods and Kill Team, gather and look mournfully at imperial guard knowing I'll never finish enough to use them on the tabletop |
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2010/01/20 19:33:22
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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One Canoptek Scarab in a Swarm
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Start randomly pushing buttons in a Ork looted wagons.
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2010/01/20 22:28:10
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
In a Toyota, plotting revenge.
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but that's how an ork operates a looted wagon. 
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metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
Play KoL! Click my sig to go to the main website and sign up!
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Defenders of Obscurus 
1500pt-first completed 40k army