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2010/01/08 10:19:40
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Stalwart Dark Angels Space Marine
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But I'm from Quebec, snow and maple syrup are a delicacy. (No joke BTW) Automatically Appended Next Post: shas'o vera wrote:CountCross wrote:Don't eat the yellow snow on Fenris.
DONT EAT THE SNOW AT ALL
But I'm from Quebec. Snow and Maple syrup are a delicacy up here. (No joke BTW)
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/01/08 10:21:12
Shhh. My common sense is tingling!
-Deadpool
H.B.M.C. wrote:Then it ain't feature length. It's a very-special episode of Christmas in Macragge.
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2010/01/08 22:29:56
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
In a Toyota, plotting revenge.
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Say no when an Inquisitor asks for your turkey sandwhich.
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metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
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2010/01/09 00:19:33
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Guardsman with Flashlight
Kaiserslautern,Germany
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Dont tell a disco marine that disco sucks. Their disco master dreadnought/cybot will dance you to a bloody pulp
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When in deadly danger,
When beset by doubt,
Run in little circles,
Wave your arms and shout.
— Parody of the Litany of Command, popular among Commissar Cadets +++
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2010/01/09 00:32:36
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
In a Toyota, plotting revenge.
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No no.It's called a disconaught.
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metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
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2010/01/09 00:39:13
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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XD nice.
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2010/01/09 00:45:32
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
In a Toyota, plotting revenge.
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CountCross wrote:But I'm from Quebec, snow and maple syrup are a delicacy. (No joke BTW)
He's not kiding, I swear. When I went to quebec, I had the best snow cone ever.
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metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
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2010/01/09 00:46:03
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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shas'o vera wrote:CountCross wrote:Don't eat the yellow snow on Fenris.
DONT EAT THE SNOW AT ALL
DONT EAT ANYTHING FROM A DEATHWORLD!
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/01/09 00:46:24
95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mekboy wrote:Tzeentch: Full house! Yay!
Deciver: Straight Flush! Yay!
Eldrad: Four of a kind! Awww!
Creed: Warhound titan. Die, xenos scum!
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2010/01/14 18:33:03
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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Go to the ruins on the dead world for a holiday. "Hey that guy's REALLY thin. And what's that long rod he's carrying? Looks kinda like a gun. Hey, he's pointing it this way. Hi there!" *zapped*
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/01/14 18:33:50
Pretre: OOOOHHHHH snap. That's like driving away from hitting a pedestrian.
Pacific:First person to Photoshop a GW store into the streets of Kabul wins the thread.
Selym: "Be true to thyself, play Chaos" - Jesus, Daemon Prince of Cegorach.
H.B.M.C: You can't lobotomise someone twice. |
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2010/01/14 18:51:15
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Hanging Out with Russ until Wolftime
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liquidjoshi wrote:Go to the ruins on the dead world for a holiday. "Hey that guy's REALLY thin. And what's that long rod he's carrying? Looks kinda like a gun. Hey, he's pointing it this way. Hi there!" *zapped*
You have just described the T'au 
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2010/01/15 00:27:46
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Battlewagon Driver with Charged Engine
Between Alpha and Omega, and a little to the left
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Do not sing "War" by Edwin Starr...unless you are really good at it.
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2010/01/15 01:33:54
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Stalwart Dark Angels Space Marine
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Gwar! wrote:liquidjoshi wrote:Go to the ruins on the dead world for a holiday. "Hey that guy's REALLY thin. And what's that long rod he's carrying? Looks kinda like a gun. Hey, he's pointing it this way. Hi there!" *zapped*
You have just described the T'au
Necrons maybe?
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Shhh. My common sense is tingling!
-Deadpool
H.B.M.C. wrote:Then it ain't feature length. It's a very-special episode of Christmas in Macragge.
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2010/01/15 06:50:08
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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CountCross wrote:Gwar! wrote:liquidjoshi wrote:Go to the ruins on the dead world for a holiday. "Hey that guy's REALLY thin. And what's that long rod he's carrying? Looks kinda like a gun. Hey, he's pointing it this way. Hi there!" *zapped*
You have just described the T'au
Necrons maybe?
they are necron, not tau, they dont have zapping weapons
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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2010/01/15 07:02:19
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Hanging Out with Russ until Wolftime
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I was referring to the person going "Hi there!" when I said T'au
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Got 40k Rules Question? Send an e-mail to Gwar! for your Confidential Rules Queries.
Please do not PM me unless really necessary. I much prefer e-mail.
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2010/01/15 08:13:51
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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Gwar!, even though that is probably correct because they are the only humane race in 40k doesn't give you the right to insult them at every possible chance.
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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2010/01/15 08:21:39
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Boom! Leman Russ Commander
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Tau are boring to me.
Don't jump from 300km because you are super 'ard boss with cybork body,scraped adamantium plates and rocket.
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 Hail to the creeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!baby Ask not the moot a question,for he will give you three answers,all of which will result in a public humiliation.
My DIY chapter Fire Wraiths http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/264338.page
3 things that Ivan likes:
Food Sex Machines
Tactical Genius of DakkaDakka
Colonel Miles Quaritch is my hero
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2010/01/15 15:44:31
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Focused Dark Angels Land Raider Pilot
Eeeveryvehr
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Grab a Bloodthirster by the horns
Ask a SoB if she ever BJ'd anyone
Do the same with a Daemonette
Do the same with an Inquisitor
Say "meow" when close to a Space Wolf
Be pretty during an Emperor's Children slave raid
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 Could you be there
'cause I'm the one who waits for you
Or are you unforgiven too? |
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2010/01/15 15:54:53
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Sinewy Scourge
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Act like Steve Irwin.
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2010/01/15 22:23:07
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
In a Toyota, plotting revenge.
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aka_tizz wrote:Be around during an Emperor's Children slave raid even if look like pile of 
fixed
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/01/15 22:28:37
metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
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2010/01/15 23:40:49
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Boom! Leman Russ Commander
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Charge with your flashlight's bayonet against a World eater who is currently in apex of his rage.
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Hail to the creeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!baby Ask not the moot a question,for he will give you three answers,all of which will result in a public humiliation.
My DIY chapter Fire Wraiths http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/264338.page
3 things that Ivan likes:
Food Sex Machines
Tactical Genius of DakkaDakka
Colonel Miles Quaritch is my hero
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2010/01/15 23:49:30
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Battlewagon Driver with Charged Engine
Between Alpha and Omega, and a little to the left
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IvanTih wrote:Charge with your flashlight's bayonet against a World eater who is currently in apex of his rage.
i.e. all the time.
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2010/01/16 02:24:35
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Rough Rider with Boomstick
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Such a long thread I skipped to making my own post...
1. Thou shalt not quote Richard Dawkins to an Ecclesiarch.
2. Thou shalt not sit on the Emperor's lap and tell him what you want for christmas.
3. Thou shalt not attempt to improve human-xenos relations.
4. Thou shalt not attempt an awesome guitar solo on a Sonic Blaster.
5. Thou shalt not challenge Cypher to pistols at dawn.
6. Thou shalt not attempt to log on to the Eldar Webway.
7. Thou shalt not wear fancy dress. Ever.
8. Thou shalt not sing protest songs.
9. Thou shalt not petition the High Lords of Terra to disclose their expenses.
10. Thou shalt not dabble in polytheistic faiths.
11. Thou shalt not report the Ultramarines to the RSPCA.
12. Thou shalt not enter into correspondence with a penpal from 'somewhere in the galactic north-west'.
13. Thou shalt not attempt to haggle thy local Techpriest to a lower price with the line 'Yeah, but a Squat would do that for half the price...'
14. Thou shalt not be vegan.
15. Thou shalt not enter staring contests with Navis Nobilites.
16. Thou shalt not suggest skinny-dipping to an Obliterator.
17. Thou shalt not discover and then point out that the Rhino chassis was designed as a tractor.
18. Thou shalt not tease the Sensei or Astartes for being infertile.
19. Thou shalt not point out to the large, heavily muscled warrior how his physique and lifestyle strongly implies repressed homosexuality.
and finally....
20. Thou shalt forget the power of technology and science, for so much has been forgotten, never to be re-learned. Thou shalt forget the promise of progress and understanding, for in the grim dark future there is only war. Thou shalt always remember, there is no peace amongst the stars, only an eternity of carnage and slaughter, and the laughter of the thirsting gods.
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Run a whole lot of wfrp and other rpg's, play The Woods and Kill Team, gather and look mournfully at imperial guard knowing I'll never finish enough to use them on the tabletop  |
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2010/01/16 06:18:23
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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Captain Roderick wrote:16. Thou shalt not suggest skinny-dipping to an Obliterator.
Well that was a pleasant mental image. OT: Ask an SOB if they use Head & Shoulders.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/01/16 06:21:26
95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mekboy wrote:Tzeentch: Full house! Yay!
Deciver: Straight Flush! Yay!
Eldrad: Four of a kind! Awww!
Creed: Warhound titan. Die, xenos scum!
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2010/01/16 10:04:26
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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person person wrote:Captain Roderick wrote:16. Thou shalt not suggest skinny-dipping to an Obliterator.
Well that was a pleasant mental image.
OT: Ask an SOB if they use Head & Shoulders.
Lo'real. Because they're worth it.
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Pretre: OOOOHHHHH snap. That's like driving away from hitting a pedestrian.
Pacific:First person to Photoshop a GW store into the streets of Kabul wins the thread.
Selym: "Be true to thyself, play Chaos" - Jesus, Daemon Prince of Cegorach.
H.B.M.C: You can't lobotomise someone twice. |
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2010/01/16 10:08:25
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Boom! Leman Russ Commander
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Put explosives on the guardsmen and use them in a orbital bombardment.
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Hail to the creeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!baby Ask not the moot a question,for he will give you three answers,all of which will result in a public humiliation.
My DIY chapter Fire Wraiths http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/264338.page
3 things that Ivan likes:
Food Sex Machines
Tactical Genius of DakkaDakka
Colonel Miles Quaritch is my hero
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2010/01/17 08:56:16
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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Try to sack anything wearing power armour.
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95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mekboy wrote:Tzeentch: Full house! Yay!
Deciver: Straight Flush! Yay!
Eldrad: Four of a kind! Awww!
Creed: Warhound titan. Die, xenos scum!
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2010/01/17 09:43:28
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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person person wrote:Try to sack ANYTHING.
fixed
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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2010/01/17 16:50:22
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Dakka Veteran
Arkahm
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NEVER CLIME A PYRAMID! It might be a monolith.
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Orkeosaurus wrote:But can he see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
xxmatt85 wrote:Brains for the brain god!
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2010/01/17 18:22:11
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
In a Toyota, plotting revenge.
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Touch anything in Creed/a DE/a slanneshi/ Nurgle's house. Bad things will happen.
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metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
Play KoL! Click my sig to go to the main website and sign up!
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2010/01/17 19:00:23
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Veteran Wolf Guard Squad Leader
In the chaotic wastes also known as Canada
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Captain Roderick wrote:
17. Thou shalt not discover and then point out that the Rhino chassis was designed as a tractor.
That made my day Captain Roderick!
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DOOMFART's Drunken Rugby Player FOR DOOMFART! FOR GES! FOR DAKKA!!!! Kanluwen wrote:Cadian Blood and Soul Hunter?
They're like kidnapping someone, and forcefeeding them heroin until they're hooked.
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2010/01/17 20:21:43
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Boom! Leman Russ Commander
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Try to improve the technology.
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Hail to the creeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!baby Ask not the moot a question,for he will give you three answers,all of which will result in a public humiliation.
My DIY chapter Fire Wraiths http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/264338.page
3 things that Ivan likes:
Food Sex Machines
Tactical Genius of DakkaDakka
Colonel Miles Quaritch is my hero
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