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2010/01/06 16:25:16
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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Kervin wrote:Morgrim wrote:This is actually an amusing thread, is it worth asking for people to cut that out before the whole thing gets locked/blows up? Please?
Yes I have to agree with Morgrim, there has been more then moment when I have been down and I see new posts on this thread and I LMAO.
back OT Go take a vacation in the Eye of Terror.
this is going to be so locked that every topic within 6" will be locked on a roll of 4+
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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2010/01/06 17:12:37
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Superior Stormvermin
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shas'o vera wrote:CountCross wrote:shas'o vera wrote:person person wrote:ZacktheChaosChild wrote:Lord of battles wrote:Munch Munch! wrote:shas'o vera wrote:Gwar! wrote:CountCross wrote:Gwar! wrote:Munch Munch! wrote:Emperors Faithful wrote:idget wrote: excist cos angry marins hate YOU and you alone.
Fixed your typo. 
I fixed yours. 
I fix'd it too!
How much more fixed can we get this thing?
Now with 100% moar fix'dness
i challenge anyone to fix this more than me mwaahahahahahahahhaahah
Fixed
Fixed it for you
Fix'd
You also shouldn't fix things in the 40k universe.
Thar we go!
hey! stop out quoting me its not funny
quoted TO DEATH MWA HA HA HA
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del'Vhar wrote:Snikkyd wrote:Do you know why everyone keeps saying your 12 years old( or something to that effect)? Because everytime they say the joke was stupid, you get all pissed. Seriously, you know that joke was annoying and would provoke many people.
also his profile says he's 12 
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2010/01/07 11:43:52
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Horrific Howling Banshee
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Gwar! wrote:CountCross wrote:Gwar! wrote:Munch Munch! wrote:Emperors Faithful wrote:idget wrote:Be in a different dimension (aka The Warp) of the Angry Marines
Fixed your typo.
I fixed yours.
I fix'd it too!
How much more fixed can we get this thing?
Now with 100% moar fix'dness
OK I made a typo please stop twisting my words!! 
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2010/01/07 11:53:21
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Deadshot Weapon Moderati
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warboss spinetwizta wrote:shas'o vera wrote:CountCross wrote:shas'o vera wrote:person person wrote:ZacktheChaosChild wrote:Lord of battles wrote:Munch Munch! wrote:shas'o vera wrote:Gwar! wrote:CountCross wrote:Gwar! wrote:Munch Munch! wrote:Emperors Faithful wrote:idget wrote: excist cos angry marins hate YOU and you alone.
Fixed your typo.
I fixed yours.
I fix'd it too!
How much more fixed can we get this thing?
Now with 100% moar fix'dness
i challenge anyone to fix this more than me mwaahahahahahahahhaahah
Fixed
Fixed it for you
Fix'd
You also shouldn't fix things in the 40k universe.
hey! stop out quoting me its not funny
quoted TO DEATH MWA HA HA HA
What is this thing? I think you shouldnt do this on the emperors computer!
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/01/07 11:54:11
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2010/01/07 11:57:08
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Boom! Leman Russ Commander
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My god that is a quote thread. 
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 Hail to the creeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!baby Ask not the moot a question,for he will give you three answers,all of which will result in a public humiliation.
My DIY chapter Fire Wraiths http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/264338.page
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2010/01/07 19:26:34
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
In a Toyota, plotting revenge.
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LOL! I can't even see the fix anymore!
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metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
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2010/01/07 19:33:21
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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Lol, modquisition will go nuts if we keep that up.
Back OT, say "IMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR!" when firing lascannons.
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Pretre: OOOOHHHHH snap. That's like driving away from hitting a pedestrian.
Pacific:First person to Photoshop a GW store into the streets of Kabul wins the thread.
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2010/01/07 20:55:51
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
In a Toyota, plotting revenge.
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Put a giant heresy sticker on a/an Commissar/Inquisitor/Angry Marine
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metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
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2010/01/07 21:05:39
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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The Acolyte wrote:warboss spinetwizta wrote:shas'o vera wrote:CountCross wrote:shas'o vera wrote:person person wrote:ZacktheChaosChild wrote:Lord of battles wrote:Munch Munch! wrote:shas'o vera wrote:Gwar! wrote:CountCross wrote:Gwar! wrote:Munch Munch! wrote:Emperors Faithful wrote:idget wrote: excist cos angry marins hate YOU and you alone.
Fixed your typo.
I fixed yours.
I fix'd it too!
How much more fixed can we get this thing?
Now with 100% moar fix'dness
i challenge anyone to fix this more than me mwaahahahahahahahhaahah
Fixed
Fixed it for you
Fix'd
You also shouldn't fix things in the 40k universe.
hey! stop out quoting me its not funny
quoted TO DEATH MWA HA HA HA
What is this thing? I think you shouldnt do this on the emperors computer!
THIS IS QUOTE THREAD!!!!
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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2010/01/07 21:25:32
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Boom! Leman Russ Commander
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Go to underhive.
Automatically Appended Next Post:
My good that is a quote pyramid.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/01/07 21:26:44
Hail to the creeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!baby Ask not the moot a question,for he will give you three answers,all of which will result in a public humiliation.
My DIY chapter Fire Wraiths http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/264338.page
3 things that Ivan likes:
Food Sex Machines
Tactical Genius of DakkaDakka
Colonel Miles Quaritch is my hero
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2010/01/07 21:59:30
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Kabalite Conscript
Harrison, AR
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shas'o vera wrote:The Acolyte wrote:warboss spinetwizta wrote:shas'o vera wrote:CountCross wrote:shas'o vera wrote:person person wrote:ZacktheChaosChild wrote:Lord of battles wrote:Munch Munch! wrote:shas'o vera wrote:Gwar! wrote:CountCross wrote:Gwar! wrote:Munch Munch! wrote:Emperors Faithful wrote:idget wrote: Angry Marines.
Fixed your typo.
I fixed yours.
I fix'd it too!
How much more fixed can we get this thing?
Now with 100% moar fix'dness
i challenge anyone to fix this more than me mwaahahahahahahahhaahah
Fixed
Fixed it for you
Fix'd
You also shouldn't fix things in the 40k universe.
hey! stop out quoting me its not funny
quoted TO DEATH MWA HA HA HA
What is this thing? I think you shouldnt do this on the emperors computer!
THIS IS QUOTE THREAD!!!!
FINNISH THIS!!!
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2010/01/07 23:54:15
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Boom! Leman Russ Commander
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Tell warboss that you are stompier than him.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/01/07 23:54:23
Hail to the creeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!baby Ask not the moot a question,for he will give you three answers,all of which will result in a public humiliation.
My DIY chapter Fire Wraiths http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/264338.page
3 things that Ivan likes:
Food Sex Machines
Tactical Genius of DakkaDakka
Colonel Miles Quaritch is my hero
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2010/01/07 23:55:38
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
In a Toyota, plotting revenge.
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WTF!!1!!!!!!!1!l!What did you write in there?
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metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
Play KoL! Click my sig to go to the main website and sign up!
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2010/01/07 23:57:18
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Boom! Leman Russ Commander
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Munch Munch! wrote:WTF!!1!!!!!!!1!l!What did you write in there?
Who,me?
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Hail to the creeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!baby Ask not the moot a question,for he will give you three answers,all of which will result in a public humiliation.
My DIY chapter Fire Wraiths http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/264338.page
3 things that Ivan likes:
Food Sex Machines
Tactical Genius of DakkaDakka
Colonel Miles Quaritch is my hero
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2010/01/08 00:04:33
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
In a Toyota, plotting revenge.
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Sorry man, I was talking about the mile long quote box, that Caelun Niveus "fixed".
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metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
Play KoL! Click my sig to go to the main website and sign up!
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2010/01/08 00:04:57
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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One Canoptek Scarab in a Swarm
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Show a Commissar, an Inquisitor, and/or an Angry Marine all the quotes in this thread.
In other words please stop you are going to get this tread lock.
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2010/01/08 00:38:23
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Automated Rubric Marine of Tzeentch
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Ok, stop fixing it, I can't even see it anymore.
Also, just to not hi-jack the thread,
Never kill Lucius.
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2010/01/08 03:05:13
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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liquidjoshi wrote:Back OT, say "IMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR!" when firing lascannons.
LOL
Get a death metal band to play a gig for Noise Marines...
On top of a Land Raider...
During battle...
Unless its Dethklok...
They'll do it.
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95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mekboy wrote:Tzeentch: Full house! Yay!
Deciver: Straight Flush! Yay!
Eldrad: Four of a kind! Awww!
Creed: Warhound titan. Die, xenos scum!
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2010/01/08 03:07:12
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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ZacktheChaosChild wrote:Ok, stop fixing it, I can't even see it anymore.
Never kill Lucius.
Agreed but....
YOU CAN KILL LUCIUS
By blowing up the planet when he is on it. and tell one of your starships to blow up the entire planet and head towards the nearest star and self desturct and remain on board while they have it explode.
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From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war. |
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2010/01/08 03:10:52
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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He would reincanate through a random cultist 'cause Slaanesh wills it.
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95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mekboy wrote:Tzeentch: Full house! Yay!
Deciver: Straight Flush! Yay!
Eldrad: Four of a kind! Awww!
Creed: Warhound titan. Die, xenos scum!
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2010/01/08 03:15:54
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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no. He can't because he has to be killed by someone.
Slaanesh blesses his people with only one gift.
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From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war. |
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2010/01/08 03:24:45
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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I guess your right, although couldn't whoever made the starship be possesed?
I still think the foolproof Lucius killing method is getting killed by one of the Daemon Lords.
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95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mekboy wrote:Tzeentch: Full house! Yay!
Deciver: Straight Flush! Yay!
Eldrad: Four of a kind! Awww!
Creed: Warhound titan. Die, xenos scum!
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2010/01/08 03:27:12
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
In a Toyota, plotting revenge.
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Ask the squad of sobs if they could make out with each other.
Give a DE a rod or something with a hole(I won't go into details for the sake of the younger posters)
Give an Angry Marine/Khorne Berzerker anything.
protest against the Imperial Construction Company an tell them to stop cutting down trees.
Ask if you could be friends with a death guard an give him a hug.
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metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
Play KoL! Click my sig to go to the main website and sign up!
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2010/01/08 03:45:13
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Ask a Squad of sobs if they can become your Ride for the night.
spank sobs in the ass.
Protest agianst the Imperium on anything.
Starting Singing. (HERSEY! BANG)
Starting listening to music (HERSEY!)
Throw water at a robed SOBs. (ha your wet. She grabs her pistol and shoots you)
Throw water at a Space marine. (nothing happens.)
Throw glue at a terminator. (Terminator starts screaming as glue starts to pore into his joints)
Throw electrical bolts into termaintors/dreadnoughts/any type of tank.
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2010/01/08 04:00:41
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Sure Space Wolves Land Raider Pilot
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Crawl inside the railguns to clean them.
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DT:80S++G++MB++I+Pw40k07+D++A++/areWD-R++T(T)DM+ |
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2010/01/08 04:04:27
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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Let these guys pilot the T-hawk
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95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mekboy wrote:Tzeentch: Full house! Yay!
Deciver: Straight Flush! Yay!
Eldrad: Four of a kind! Awww!
Creed: Warhound titan. Die, xenos scum!
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2010/01/08 04:09:47
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Hanging Out with Russ until Wolftime
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Aftersong wrote:Crawl inside loaded railguns to clean them.
Fix'd
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2010/01/08 07:43:04
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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Caelun Niveus wrote:shas'o vera wrote:The Acolyte wrote:warboss spinetwizta wrote:shas'o vera wrote:CountCross wrote:shas'o vera wrote:person person wrote:ZacktheChaosChild wrote:Lord of battles wrote:Munch Munch! wrote:shas'o vera wrote:Gwar! wrote:CountCross wrote:Gwar! wrote:Munch Munch! wrote:Emperors Faithful wrote:idget wrote: Angry.
Fixed your typo.
I fixed yours.
I fix'd it too!
How much more fixed can we get this thing?
Now with 100% moar fix'dness
i challenge anyone to fix this more than me mwaahahahahahahahhaahah
Fixed
Fixed it for you
Fix'd
You also shouldn't fix things in the 40k universe.
hey! stop out quoting me its not funny
quoted TO DEATH MWA HA HA HA
What is this thing? I think you shouldnt do this on the emperors computer!
THIS IS QUOTE THREAD!!!!
FINNISH THIS!!!
BOMBANDLEMENT!!
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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2010/01/08 10:06:10
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Stalwart Dark Angels Space Marine
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Don't eat the yellow snow on Fenris.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/01/08 10:06:28
Shhh. My common sense is tingling!
-Deadpool
H.B.M.C. wrote:Then it ain't feature length. It's a very-special episode of Christmas in Macragge.
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2010/01/08 10:11:31
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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CountCross wrote:Don't eat the yellow snow on Fenris.
DONT EAT THE SNOW AT ALL
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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