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2010/01/05 00:18:47
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Unhealthy Competition With Other Legions
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Gwar! wrote:CountCross wrote:Gwar! wrote:Munch Munch! wrote:Emperors Faithful wrote:idget wrote:Be
Fixed your typo. 
I fixed yours. 
I fix'd it too!
How much more fixed can we get this thing?
Now with 100% moar fix'dness
Now with 96% less fixedness. I counted.
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2010/01/06 00:58:56
6000 points IG, Leviathins 8th company, (store regiment) 60% painted 
4500 points Empire 80-90% painted!
2500 Ogres 2% painted
WIP Biker Battle Company 95% painted
2500 Points Isstavan Drop site massacre Iron Hands (still waiting for dat codex) 
I managed to play a 1750 point game with minimal proxieing on the first day DE came out.  go me!
The Gutterballers, a relatively successfull BloodBowl team
Oh, and Howard's Faildar  
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2010/01/05 00:57:42
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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Gwar! wrote:CountCross wrote:Gwar! wrote:Munch Munch! wrote:Emperors Faithful wrote:idget wrote:Exist
Fixed your typo.
I fixed yours.
I fix'd it too!
How much more fixed can we get this thing?
Now with 100% moar fix'dness
Done 
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95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mekboy wrote:Tzeentch: Full house! Yay!
Deciver: Straight Flush! Yay!
Eldrad: Four of a kind! Awww!
Creed: Warhound titan. Die, xenos scum!
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2010/01/05 00:57:54
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
In a Toyota, plotting revenge.
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Gwar! wrote:CountCross wrote:Gwar! wrote:Munch Munch! wrote:Emperors Faithful wrote:idget wrote:Be in the same universe of the Angry Marines
Fixed your typo.
I fixed yours.
I fix'd it too!
How much more fixed can we get this thing?
Now with 100% moar fix'dness
Well I think it's safe to say we fixe the hell out of it!
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metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
Play KoL! Click my sig to go to the main website and sign up!
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2010/01/05 01:05:11
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Guardsman with Flashlight
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Try to draw a moustache on the emporers face with a permanent marker
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2010/01/05 01:07:47
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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Use a tazer on a Plague Marine, they feel no pain!
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2010/01/05 01:09:32
95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mekboy wrote:Tzeentch: Full house! Yay!
Deciver: Straight Flush! Yay!
Eldrad: Four of a kind! Awww!
Creed: Warhound titan. Die, xenos scum!
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2010/01/05 06:43:55
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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Gwar! wrote:CountCross wrote:Gwar! wrote:Munch Munch! wrote:Emperors Faithful wrote:idget wrote:do anything that slightly involves the Angry Marines in any way shape or form
Fixed your typo.
I fixed yours.
I fix'd it too!
How much more fixed can we get this thing?
Now with 100% moar fix'dness
i challenge anyone to fix this more than me mwaahahahahahahahhaahah
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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2010/01/05 09:07:43
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Boom! Leman Russ Commander
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Try not to be a loyal,worked to bone imperial citizen.
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 Hail to the creeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!baby Ask not the moot a question,for he will give you three answers,all of which will result in a public humiliation.
My DIY chapter Fire Wraiths http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/264338.page
3 things that Ivan likes:
Food Sex Machines
Tactical Genius of DakkaDakka
Colonel Miles Quaritch is my hero
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2010/01/05 09:20:00
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Battlewagon Driver with Charged Engine
Between Alpha and Omega, and a little to the left
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IvanTih wrote:Try not to be a loyal,worked to bone imperial citizen.
Then what does that make the nobles?
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2010/01/05 09:55:45
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Krazed Killa Kan
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Unplug the orbital defense laser so you can use a hairdryer
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DR:80S---G+MB---I+Pw40k08#+D+A+/fWD???R+T(M)DM+
My P&M Log: http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/433120.page
 Atma01 wrote:
And that is why you hear people yelling FOR THE EMPEROR rather than FOR LOGICAL AND QUANTIFIABLE BASED DECISIONS FOR THE BETTERMENT OF THE MAJORITY!
Phototoxin wrote:Kids go in , they waste tonnes of money on marnus calgar and his landraider, the slaneshi-like GW revel at this lust and short term profit margin pleasure. Meanwhile father time and cunning lord tzeentch whisper 'our games are better AND cheaper' and then players leave for mantic and warmahordes.
daveNYC wrote:The Craftworld guys, who are such stick-in-the-muds that they manage to make the Ultramarines look like an Ibiza nightclub that spiked its Red Bull with LSD.
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2010/01/05 12:57:38
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Boom! Leman Russ Commander
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Luke_Prowler wrote:IvanTih wrote:Try not to be a loyal,worked to bone imperial citizen.
Then what does that make the nobles?
Nobles are often arrogant,corrupted,sometimes hedonistic and on Scintilla in Calixis Sector some degenerate hedonists hunt middle and under hivers for sport.
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Hail to the creeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!baby Ask not the moot a question,for he will give you three answers,all of which will result in a public humiliation.
My DIY chapter Fire Wraiths http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/264338.page
3 things that Ivan likes:
Food Sex Machines
Tactical Genius of DakkaDakka
Colonel Miles Quaritch is my hero
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2010/01/05 19:11:58
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Battlewagon Driver with Charged Engine
Between Alpha and Omega, and a little to the left
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IvanTih wrote:Luke_Prowler wrote:IvanTih wrote:Try not to be a loyal,worked to bone imperial citizen.
Then what does that make the nobles?
Nobles are often arrogant,corrupted,sometimes hedonistic and on Scintilla in Calixis Sector some degenerate hedonists hunt middle and under hivers for sport.
Wow, they make Warbosses sound good by comparison.
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2010/01/05 19:22:04
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Boom! Leman Russ Commander
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Luke_Prowler wrote:IvanTih wrote:Luke_Prowler wrote:IvanTih wrote:Try not to be a loyal,worked to bone imperial citizen.
Then what does that make the nobles?
Nobles are often arrogant,corrupted,sometimes hedonistic and on Scintilla in Calixis Sector some degenerate hedonists hunt middle and under hivers for sport.
Wow, they make Warbosses sound good by comparison.
Not all nobles are acting like that.
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Hail to the creeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!baby Ask not the moot a question,for he will give you three answers,all of which will result in a public humiliation.
My DIY chapter Fire Wraiths http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/264338.page
3 things that Ivan likes:
Food Sex Machines
Tactical Genius of DakkaDakka
Colonel Miles Quaritch is my hero
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2010/01/05 19:38:21
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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IvanTih wrote:Luke_Prowler wrote:IvanTih wrote:Luke_Prowler wrote:IvanTih wrote:Try not to be a loyal,worked to bone imperial citizen.
Then what does that make the nobles?
Nobles are often arrogant,corrupted,sometimes hedonistic and on Scintilla in Calixis Sector some degenerate hedonists hunt middle and under hivers for sport.
Wow, they make Warbosses sound good by comparison.
Not all nobles are acting like that.
but most do, unlike the tau
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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2010/01/05 20:08:16
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Never-Miss Nightwing Pilot
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Leigen_Zero wrote:Unplug the orbital defense laser so you can use a hairdryer
Unplug the Golden throne to use a hair dryer.
Not that it runs on a plug... ha ha...
 Hey, grobwotz did you 'ear dat?
'ear wot?
Da golden frone wuns on a plug! Wez can uplugz it!
Wot wud dat do?
It wud kill da 'oomies God!
Is dat a gud fing?
Yeah, cuz den da 'oomies wil be well upset an' we can run in an' clobber da lot!
U iz more kunnin' dan a grot, Gubbo!
Waaaagghh!!!
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"The stars themselves once lived and died at our command yet you still dare oppose our will. "-Farseer Mirehn Biellann
Armies at 'The Stand-still Point':
Cap'n Waaagggh's warband (Fantasy Orcs)  2250pts. Waaagghhh! in full flow... W-D-L=10-3-3
Hive Fleet Leviathan Strand  1500pts. W-D-L=7-1-2 Nom.
Eldar armies of various sizes  W-D-L 26-6-3
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2010/01/05 20:17:58
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Veteran Wolf Guard Squad Leader
In the chaotic wastes also known as Canada
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shas'o vera wrote:IvanTih wrote:Luke_Prowler wrote:IvanTih wrote:Luke_Prowler wrote:IvanTih wrote:Try not to be a loyal,worked to bone imperial citizen.
Then what does that make the nobles?
Nobles are often arrogant,corrupted,sometimes hedonistic and on Scintilla in Calixis Sector some degenerate hedonists hunt middle and under hivers for sport.
Wow, they make Warbosses sound good by comparison.
Not all nobles are acting like that.
but most do, unlike the tau
You keep thinking that
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DOOMFART's Drunken Rugby Player FOR DOOMFART! FOR GES! FOR DAKKA!!!! Kanluwen wrote:Cadian Blood and Soul Hunter?
They're like kidnapping someone, and forcefeeding them heroin until they're hooked.
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2010/01/05 22:29:59
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
In a Toyota, plotting revenge.
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shas'o vera wrote:Gwar! wrote:CountCross wrote:Gwar! wrote:Munch Munch! wrote:Emperors Faithful wrote:idget wrote:Do EVERYTHING that would enrage the Angry marines all at once after the Angry Marines have come home from a very stress full day.
Fixed your typo.
I fixed yours.
I fix'd it too!
How much more fixed can we get this thing?
Now with 100% moar fix'dness
i challenge anyone to fix this more than me mwaahahahahahahahhaahah
Fixed
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metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
Play KoL! Click my sig to go to the main website and sign up!
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2010/01/05 22:40:13
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Veteran Wolf Guard Squad Leader
In the chaotic wastes also known as Canada
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Munch Munch! wrote:shas'o vera wrote:Gwar! wrote:CountCross wrote:Gwar! wrote:Munch Munch! wrote:Emperors Faithful wrote:idget wrote:Exist near the Angry marines at any time, or any where.
Fixed your typo.
I fixed yours.
I fix'd it too!
How much more fixed can we get this thing?
Now with 100% moar fix'dness
i challenge anyone to fix this more than me mwaahahahahahahahhaahah
Fixed
Fixed it for you
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DOOMFART's Drunken Rugby Player FOR DOOMFART! FOR GES! FOR DAKKA!!!!Kanluwen wrote:Cadian Blood and Soul Hunter?
They're like kidnapping someone, and forcefeeding them heroin until they're hooked.
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2010/01/05 23:46:45
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Automated Rubric Marine of Tzeentch
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Lord of battles wrote:Munch Munch! wrote:shas'o vera wrote:Gwar! wrote:CountCross wrote:Gwar! wrote:Munch Munch! wrote:Emperors Faithful wrote:idget wrote:Create the Angry Marines on 4chan.
Fixed your typo.
I fixed yours.
I fix'd it too!
How much more fixed can we get this thing?
Now with 100% moar fix'dness
i challenge anyone to fix this more than me mwaahahahahahahahhaahah
Fixed
Fixed it for you
Fix'd
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2010/01/06 00:29:00
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Battlewagon Driver with Charged Engine
Between Alpha and Omega, and a little to the left
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C-C-Combo breaker!
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2010/01/06 00:42:39
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Kabalite Conscript
Harrison, AR
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Luke_Prowler wrote:C-C-Combo breaker!
Trying to combo break the Angry Marines
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2010/01/06 00:47:03
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
In a Toyota, plotting revenge.
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Caelun Niveus wrote:Luke_Prowler wrote:C-C-Combo breaker!
Try to attack an Angry Marine
fixd. For realz.
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metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
Play KoL! Click my sig to go to the main website and sign up!
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2010/01/06 01:25:59
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Blood Angel Neophyte Undergoing Surgeries
MA
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shas'o vera wrote:IvanTih wrote:Luke_Prowler wrote:IvanTih wrote:Luke_Prowler wrote:IvanTih wrote:Try not to be a loyal,worked to bone imperial citizen.
Then what does that make the nobles?
Nobles are often arrogant,corrupted,sometimes hedonistic and on Scintilla in Calixis Sector some degenerate hedonists hunt middle and under hivers for sport.
Wow, they make Warbosses sound good by comparison.
Not all nobles are acting like that.
but most do, unlike the tau
Yeah, we always act like that... is that bad?
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If Warhammer has taught me anything, it is that anything and everything can be solved by violence.
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2010/01/06 03:40:29
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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ZacktheChaosChild wrote:Lord of battles wrote:Munch Munch! wrote:shas'o vera wrote:Gwar! wrote:CountCross wrote:Gwar! wrote:Munch Munch! wrote:Emperors Faithful wrote:idget wrote:Create the Angry Marines on 4chan.
Fixed your typo.
I fixed yours.
I fix'd it too!
How much more fixed can we get this thing?
Now with 100% moar fix'dness
i challenge anyone to fix this more than me mwaahahahahahahahhaahah
Fixed
Fixed it for you
Fix'd
So many quote boxes...
SEIZURE!!! Automatically Appended Next Post: You also shouldn't fix things in the 40k universe.
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95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mekboy wrote:Tzeentch: Full house! Yay!
Deciver: Straight Flush! Yay!
Eldrad: Four of a kind! Awww!
Creed: Warhound titan. Die, xenos scum!
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2010/01/06 05:36:12
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Unhealthy Competition With Other Legions
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Never steal the "Fist of Dorn" and exchange it for Michale Jackson's white glove, as a practical joke. Ultramarines DO NOT have a since of humor.
no one else sees a problem with this aparently a hammer is actualy a power fist and the imperial fists are actualt...ahhhhh.
"Sorry the rest of this post has been censored by the inquisiton for the poster knew to much please move along with your day."
Also never huge a chaos landraider OWW spiky
never tell a inquisitor / commisar make me.
say to a chaos teminator "YOU SOOO HORNY."
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 "Victory needs no explanation,Defeat allows none." 
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2010/01/06 05:45:50
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
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Use "corny" as a way of describing something.
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 -to many points to bother to count.
mattyrm wrote:i like the idea of a woman with a lobster claw for a hand touching my nuts. :-)
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2010/01/06 09:38:10
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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person person wrote:ZacktheChaosChild wrote:Lord of battles wrote:Munch Munch! wrote:shas'o vera wrote:Gwar! wrote:CountCross wrote:Gwar! wrote:Munch Munch! wrote:Emperors Faithful wrote:idget wrote:Create the Angry Marines as a manga.
Fixed your typo.
I fixed yours.
I fix'd it too!
How much more fixed can we get this thing?
Now with 100% moar fix'dness
i challenge anyone to fix this more than me mwaahahahahahahahhaahah
Fixed
Fixed it for you
Fix'd
You also shouldn't fix things in the 40k universe.
because nothing ever works Automatically Appended Next Post: 1337m45747r0y wrote:shas'o vera wrote:IvanTih wrote:Luke_Prowler wrote:IvanTih wrote:Luke_Prowler wrote:IvanTih wrote:Try not to be a loyal,worked to bone imperial citizen.
Then what does that make the nobles?
Nobles are often arrogant,corrupted,sometimes hedonistic and on Scintilla in Calixis Sector some degenerate hedonists hunt middle and under hivers for sport.
Wow, they make Warbosses sound good by comparison.
Not all nobles are acting like that.
but most do, unlike the tau
Yeah, we always act like that... is that bad?
nope, its not bad, unless you want to continue to be a backwards civilisation
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/01/06 09:39:32
Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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2010/01/06 09:57:53
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Stalwart Dark Angels Space Marine
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shas'o vera wrote:person person wrote:ZacktheChaosChild wrote:Lord of battles wrote:Munch Munch! wrote:shas'o vera wrote:Gwar! wrote:CountCross wrote:Gwar! wrote:Munch Munch! wrote:Emperors Faithful wrote:idget wrote:Think about the Angry Marines. It's kinda like the Game, exept if you feth up Fuklaw karatechops your throat.
Fixed your typo.
I fixed yours.
I fix'd it too!
How much more fixed can we get this thing?
Now with 100% moar fix'dness
i challenge anyone to fix this more than me mwaahahahahahahahhaahah
Fixed
Fixed it for you
Fix'd
You also shouldn't fix things in the 40k universe.
Thar we go!
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Shhh. My common sense is tingling!
-Deadpool
H.B.M.C. wrote:Then it ain't feature length. It's a very-special episode of Christmas in Macragge.
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2010/01/06 13:25:42
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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CountCross wrote:shas'o vera wrote:person person wrote:ZacktheChaosChild wrote:Lord of battles wrote:Munch Munch! wrote:shas'o vera wrote:Gwar! wrote:CountCross wrote:Gwar! wrote:Munch Munch! wrote:Emperors Faithful wrote:idget wrote:Think about the Angry Marines. It's kinda like the Game, exept if you feth up Fuklaw karatechops your throat.
Fixed your typo.
I fixed yours.
I fix'd it too!
How much more fixed can we get this thing?
Now with 100% moar fix'dness
i challenge anyone to fix this more than me mwaahahahahahahahhaahah
Fixed
Fixed it for you
Fix'd
You also shouldn't fix things in the 40k universe.
Thar we go!
hey! stop out quoting me its not funny
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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2010/01/06 13:47:43
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Sinewy Scourge
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This is actually an amusing thread, is it worth asking for people to cut that out before the whole thing gets locked/blows up? Please?
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2010/01/06 13:57:26
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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One Canoptek Scarab in a Swarm
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Morgrim wrote:This is actually an amusing thread, is it worth asking for people to cut that out before the whole thing gets locked/blows up? Please?
Yes I have to agree with Morgrim, there has been more then moment when I have been down and I see new posts on this thread and I LMAO.
back OT Go take a vacation in the Eye of Terror.
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