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2016/09/06 17:34:23
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Oh, feth-
*Passes out from pain*
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2016/09/06 17:34:39
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*marla laughs *
Eldar are not that interesting... Once you get past the ears...
*maria*
We probbly should help but...
*Maria helps verdai onto a sofa and starts working on healing him back up*
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/09/06 17:38:26
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/09/06 17:36:24
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Looks down at Verviedi*
Bloody limp-diOh! Other husband guy!
*Goes back to walking to the Repressor*
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/09/06 17:39:09
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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-PURGED (BENEDICTION FINALITY)-
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2017/02/05 14:40:39
Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2016/09/06 17:39:16
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*marla*
Not my husband...
I've got a monopoly on him...
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/09/06 17:41:02
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Throws hands in the air*
WHY IS THIS WORLD SO FAITHFUL?!!?!?!?! UGHHHHHHHHHH!
*Blinks to the couch and slumps down*
Shmehgin, fegging, beggin deggin heggin...
*Blinks back to V and leans down beside him*
*Whispers something in his ear about ears and blinks back to the couch*
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/09/06 17:41:53
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/09/06 17:41:21
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Terrifying Executioner
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*Taeria walks off and goes to make some pancakes*
{{I AM COMING OUT NOW}}
*Taeria continues cooking but winces*
{{I SWEAR TO GOD IM GOING TO RIP US APART, SASHA.}}
*Taeria whispers to herself*
p-please don't yell...
{{Go get that knife. GO GET THAT FETHING KNIFE.}}
*Taeria covers her ears*
s-stop it... you're making me nervous..
*Vitani moves Taeria's hand near the sizzling pan*
How are you doing t-that?
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2016/09/06 17:41:45
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Commissar pauses in fitting the window pane] I didn't know it would encourage her.
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2016/09/06 17:43:47
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
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*cocks head at Maeiv's appearance*
She is quite open about her needs, isn't she. Worse than the Eldar that shows up, Taldeer's sister.
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2016/09/06 17:46:09
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*marla*
More I know what he likes and I have that's...
*Smiles*
Your worse than I was with macha...
*Maria*
*Fixes verdai up from fall and leaves to rest*
Relax, your in good hands verdai.
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/09/06 17:47:46
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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Believe me hun, I know what ALL guys want. You got about 6% of it. I got it all.
*Smiles*
I could show you some of it, ya know...
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/09/06 17:55:24
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Terrifying Executioner
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*Taeria places her hand on the burn pan then looks down at her skin*
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2016/09/06 17:57:09
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*marla*
Fethed a elf already, she was fun but it got ... less interesting later on, she was into freaky stuff...
*Laughs*
I'm good, I've already done the crazy hon.
You look on the crazy end...
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/09/06 17:59:29
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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No, just the unsatisfied end. But fine, no means no.
*Sighs*
I know what Imperials want. I've been fething them for 10,000 years, even had a go with your 'Emperor'. It's just people in this room are...Odd...
*Stretches back slightly*
What about you? Will you surprise me?
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This message was edited 3 times. Last update was at 2016/09/06 18:02:58
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/09/06 17:59:29
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Commissar climbs down, having finished the window] I doubt you know what an Imperial is after, miss. Or a man like him. [Points to Yarrick as he arrives back down with Benny and Amelia]
Or them. [Points to Sam gently carrying Benny to the Butter Tank alongside Bridget, then emerging cheerfully alone]
This place has a lot of people who'd surprise you. And some that wouldn't. [Gestures to PDF trooper trying to use his surveyors to see down Maeiv's cleavage]
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2016/09/06 18:01:43
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Arrives back in time to see the commissar pointing him out to a tall elven lady] ... [Grips Amelia's hand and stiffens slightly] Bloody pointy eared, pointy brained, haughty donkey-caves.
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2016/09/06 18:04:15
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Terrifying Executioner
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*Goes off into the forest holding a small pocket knife*
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2016/09/06 18:04:19
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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Oh, excuse me a second.
*Blinks over to Yarrick and sizes him up*
Hmm...You'll do. Want to feth?
*Amelia glares at Maiev, but waits for Yarrick to answer*
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/09/06 18:08:16
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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..Uhm. Is this a trick question? [Glares at the commissar]
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/09/06 18:08:30
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2016/09/06 18:09:31
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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You disturb me.
*Stands up and smooths coat*
I am afraid I have no desire to have any form of contact with you, outside verbal.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2016/09/06 18:10:26
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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Nope. Do you want to feth? Right now. Where ever you want.
*Smiles seductively and bites lip*
*Turns and winks at Verviedi*
*Amelia's glare intensifies*
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/09/06 18:11:16
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/09/06 18:10:49
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Terrifying Executioner
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*Taeria sits by a tree and begins tracing the knife on her stomach making pools of blood leak*
{{Vitani: I win.}}
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2016/09/06 18:10:54
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*marla,*
*Tosses her the dongerprise accessories and items catalogue*
You seriously need half this by the sound sof it...
You might somthing... interesting, its rather good.
*Laughs*
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/09/06 18:13:11
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Facepalms and throws the catalogue in a bin*
I own it you dope...I don't think you understand my problem, but then again, how would you...
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/09/06 18:14:34
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Ok. What is your "problem"? Ridiculous libido? I can fix that.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/09/06 18:14:52
Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2016/09/06 18:14:57
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Terrifying Executioner
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*The blood begins to pool around Tae and turns black*
{{Vitani: it's about time you fething listened to me.}}
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/09/06 18:16:58
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2016/09/06 18:17:05
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Looks uneasy] I don't feth people that I don't care about. And I care the most about Amelia. [Puts arm around her shoulders and smiles]
I'm sorry, but it's just not my way, archaic as it is.
[Nods to Sam] If you can explain to him what a dick is actually for, you could try with him. [Laughs] He's my double in all but a few ways.
[Commissar is biting metal fist and almost weeping from laughter]
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2016/09/06 18:18:43
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Laughs*
Believe me, I've tried. Nobody can fix what I have. I've outlasted gods of sex. It's not some problem that can be fixed with science. I've tried everything there has ever been, I doubt you could succeed where everybody else has failed.
*Turns and studies Sam*
He will do.
*Walks up to Sam*
Wanna feth?
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/09/06 18:19:54
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*marla*
You own a .... fhe entire company and your bored!
*Laughing&
Seriously.... your bored with all those.
Damn, you need to to learn how to use em properly!
*Smiles*
Thr nova cannon is rather effective....
*Maria*
Hey t... you are ok in there?
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/09/06 18:21:31
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/09/06 18:21:01
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Gives Marla the finger*
I know how to use them. It's just...Forget it. Stupid Martian...
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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