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[Sam looks confused] What's a feth?

*Ciri heads to the kitchen looking for Taeria.*

Ciri: Tae?

*Blinks to her room, the bar, the medbay, and the main room.*

Ciri: Where is Taeria?

*Ciri looks concerned.*

Well, it's... *Explains sex in 50 words or less* ...Got it? Good. Let's go.

*Grabs Samuel's collar and leads him off to an unoccupied room*

*maria*

Kitchen. I think..

*Marla*
Cannot belive I met someone worse than macha!
Now that's a record....

I could always shoot her and give her a new body. Perhaps that would work.

*Stares at V*

No. I like being organic, and 100% original, thank you.

*Twirls a knife*

One more suggestion like that, and I'll have your tongue.

*Ciri shakes her head.*

Ciri: I just checked...

*Ciri closes her eyes, and travels through time, she finds Taeria grab a knife from her room and walks to the forest.*

Ciri growls: Vitani... *She then blinks to the forest.*

Then it seems you haven't tried everything, haven't you?
I could always flush your system, hormone blockers perhaps?
No, you can't have my tongue. I eat with that.

Uhm.. [Sees Sam being dragged] Do we... Intervene?
[Sam looks cheerfully oblivious to what's happening] [Nods politely before being yanked into room]

...Oh, Emperor on a bike.
[Yarrick and the commissar start running at roughly the same time]

[The commissar grabs Sam and hauls him back from the room] ...Even I'm not that mean.

Tried both. Didn't work. Plus, you've never worked on someone with my anatomy before, have you?

*Grabs Sam back, pulling the commissar along with him*

*Leans out and pulls Yarrick in too*

Let's have some fun, shall we?

*Locks the door*

*Amelia starts running*

*The black blood begins taking form into a weapon*

[Yarrick stands between Sam and Maeiv] A joke's a joke... But he doesn't know what he's doing. What it means in any sense.

[The commissar sighs and hands Maeiv his hat] Let them out, and I'll.. dance. I warn you though, I'm partly bionic.

*Ciri appears in front of Taeria, she looks worried, and crouches beside her.*

Ciri: Tae? Are you okay?

*Sees the weapon forming.*

Ciri: Is it Vitani?

*Lifts eyebrow*

Deal.

*Opens the door and gets flying tackled by Amelia*

*They start rolling on the floor, and it ends up with Maiev on top*

On second though, I want this one. You can all get out now.

*Amelia struggles fiercely*

S-She's my blood..
*Jabs the knife into my stomach*
she wants to come out..

Amelia! We weren't going to-
gak, gak gak.

[Shoves Sam and the commissar out and kicks the door closed]
[Attempts to intervene]

*Smiles and blinks to the other side of the room, without any clothes*

How about it? One round, then I'll leave you two be?

*Amelia growls and gets to feet*

*Looks at Yarrick and motions head towards Maiev*

*Marla*

That gak is why I stopped with macha...

*Maria*
Someone's gonna get fethed at this rate...
Least she never got milo or boromir...

*Brings the knife up to my neck*
Bye...bye..
*Not thinking straight at all*

*Ciri yelps when she sees, Taeria stab herself.*

Ciri: Taeria NO!

*Grabs the knife from her hands, with lightning speed.*

[Looks a mixture of confused and furious] Do they not have a word for "No" where you hail from?!
How about "rape", which is what bullying and harassing someone into sex is.

I didn't think you'd actually try and feth someone who has the sexual understanding of a pre-teen!

[Puts hand to forehead] I'm done here.

*I walk out of the med bay unclenching and clenching my new arm*

*Kicks the door down with HFE drawn*
Oh. I must be late.
Em.
...
...
...
*Shoots the ceiling*

You told me to. And I was going to go into more detail about it in here, and actually be gentle, if he ended up saying yes.

*Goes serious*

I do not feth someone if they don't want to, which is why I asked both of you, instead of jumping on you without any words. So, I'll ask again, are you sure you don't want to feth? If not, leave, close the door, and I'll leave you alone.

*Smiles*

Say yes however, and you get me.

*Amelia looks quizzically at Yarrick and motions head towards the naked Maiev again*

*Maiev blinks to V and knees him in the baby-makers*

*Pushes him out of the room again and blinks back to original position*

*Groan*
Look. Just... calm down. I'll give you a blank or a machine or something.
*Kneed*
Sorry, I wear armor there all the time now. Amelia does that a lot.

*marla goes to Milo*

Nice, my arm fits perfectly. I made it *smiles*
And be careful there's a feth starved elf about...

Finally no longer armed only with one eh! *Laughs and hugs Milo*

*Maria* how's the cheek recovering verdai?

Sorry for how long it took. Some of the nerve clusters in my shoulder became infected and needed to be replaced before the bionic could be installed.

*Coughs up a lot of blood and it turns black*
*Vitani appears*
It's my turn.

[Looks mollified] ...It's entirely up to Amelia.
Just stay away from Sam. He agrees to things because he thinks he should, to help others. He has no idea.

*Cheek is still faintly red*
It's getting there.
*Shoots the door's hinges*