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Granted, but the magnets are too weak to hold even the lightest of parts

I wish for the old Codex: Ultramarines.

Granted, Mat Ward brings you the last copy in existence and pees all over it in front of you.

I wish we could go back to everyone playing 6th edition for Warhammer Fantasy Battles and skipping 7th and 8th.

Granted. But everyone says its broken and can't wait for the next edition.

I wish GW would just fix their games, and forget all this new edition crap every few years.

Granted, they fix them by scrapping everything and turning it all into a game about Care Bears.

I wish I understood women instead of just being confused by them.

Granted, you understand womanhood completely however this knowledge will drive you incurably insane.

I wish for a stoat box.

Granted, but then the stoats bite you.

I wish for knowledge.

Granted, but its the knowledge you did not want to know and can't get out off your head.

I wish for power.

 Hive Fleet Cerberus wrote:
Granted, its made more exiting through ritual sacrifice and lots and lots of undecipherable rules.

So 40k in a nutshell right?

Granted, someone runs 10 million volts through your body.

I wish for the finecast range to be extended and to replace every model.

 welshhoppo wrote:
Granted, someone runs 10 million volts through your body.

I wish for the finecast range to be extended and to replace every model.

Granted, however, 90% of all models are utterly ruined in the process, causing GW to collapse.

I wish for eternal happiness for all.


EDIT: *Failcast

Granted, everyone falls asleep and never wakes up, dreaming of happy things.

I wish that Tyranids were on Earth.

Granted, but they are the same size as their miniatures and just as fragile.

I wish I could sing!

Granted. But not very well.

I wish I for infinite wishes.

Granted. Each one comes with a mandatory corruption, often involving a fish slap or ten.

No wish. GW discontinues Dwarves.

I wish for lego.

Granted, you now have lego. You must now lego forever, and can never stop.

I wish there were no more wishes to be made on this thread after this one wish.

granted

Granted. You wish of silence causes you unable to communicate in any way or form.

I wish for a Hellraiser Puzzle box.

Granted, but It's unsolvable.

I wish I knew how to deal with the jews.

 korbenn wrote:
Granted, but they are the same size as their miniatures and just as fragile.

That's almost cute

 sing your life wrote:
Granted, but It's unsolvable.

I wish I knew how to deal with the jews.

Granted. Unfortunately, you decided to think through your newly-grown hitler mustache... WW3...

I wish I never mentioned hitler.

 Selym wrote:

 korbenn wrote:
Granted, but they are the same size as their miniatures and just as fragile.

That's almost cute

 sing your life wrote:
Granted, but It's unsolvable.

I wish I knew how to deal with the jews.

Granted. Unfortunately, you decided to think through your newly-grown Stalin mustache... WW3...

I wish I never mentioned Stalin .

Granted.

I wish for an extension to the range of paints.

Granted, an extension to a range of Dulux paint.

I wish for moneys.

Granted. You get a bale of Monopoly money.

I wish for a good days sleep.

Granted, next time you are having a good day you fall asleep and miss out.

I wish I was more motivated to paint my miniatures (orks specifically)

Granted, you run out of all the nessesary paints after one boy, and all know paint companies raise prices 100%
I wish I had some old Genestealer cult models.

Granted. You get a bucketfull. But they were stored a long time in a hot attic and have all fused together.

I wish to get started on my cavalry regiment.

Granted.You buy yourself a horse, leave the USA and start your own country. You are the first member of your countries armed forces. Head of the 1st Pumpkin Regiment of Cavalry, Lord of the Order of the Sacred Pumpkin and guardian of all the Holy Pumpkin sees. The USA see you as a terrorist and bomb your country.


I wish for someone to finish this essay on the BSE crisis.

Granted, but they ruin the whole essay.

I wish I could getting to writing my Macha fanfic.

Granted. You get to it and promptly decide to play a 24 hour Team Fortress deathmatch instead.

I wish I had more room for miniatures.

Granted, you get enough shelves to put as many miniatures as you want in. Sadly, you don't have enough room for them.

I wish one day out of the year, it would rain gravy.